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Home Made Trailer Hitch - You don't have a big pickup to tow your 6,000 lb. gooseneck trailer.
Funny & Interesting E-mail Forwards ^ | 05 14 09 | Nick

Posted on 05/14/2009 10:12:25 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative

You don't have a big pickup to tow your 6,000 lb. gooseneck trailer. A little careful, well thought out engineering can solve your problem.

Wouldn't you love to see how the trip went? Good chance he ended up doing some unintended off roading somewhere.

She's hitched up and ready to roll! Amazing how the extra weight smoothes out the ride. Needed to air up the rear tires a bit ('bout 160 psi).

Added some super heavy-duty chain for extra support on the tailgate, (note the 'Heavy-Duty 'S' hooks to attach the chain) Also paid-up for some BIG Number 5/16 sheet metal screws to attach the Reese hitch frame to the tailgate. Likely two more through the carpet into the floor pan inside. Yep, probably overkill, but didn't want the possibility of having an axerdent.

Most of the time was spent on the front porch whittling down that MASSIVE solid pine 4x4 to fit precisely down into the hole in the ball mount receiver.

Note also - The 14''x14'' piece of 3/8'' plywood on the underside of the tailgate to distribute the load more evenly and beef up that tailgate support.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; redneck; trailer; travel
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1 posted on 05/14/2009 10:12:25 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Not to unnecessarily rain on your parade, but this looks plenty risky. And too, I suspect that if you are spotted by the authorities while under tow, you're going to have trouble.

I have a 2005 fifth-wheel and there is no way that I would put it in this kind of jeopardy.

2 posted on 05/14/2009 10:17:06 AM PDT by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

http://interestingemailforwards.blogspot.com/2009/05/home-made-trailer-hitch.html


3 posted on 05/14/2009 10:17:16 AM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: davisfh

I think this line states the “view” of the author of this article...


Wouldn’t you love to see how the trip went? Good chance he ended up doing some unintended off roading somewhere.


LOL!


4 posted on 05/14/2009 10:19:20 AM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: davisfh
Not to unnecessarily rain on your parade....

I suspect that he's no more impressed by this than you are.

One really hopes the driver of this "rig" only meant to drag the trailer to the next street over.....

5 posted on 05/14/2009 10:20:02 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: r9etb

Even if only moving it one block over, as you suggest, could end up “costing” 2 shocks, 2 springs...possibly a differential, and two sets of wheel bearings, and I don’t know what else..a new tailgate perhaps


6 posted on 05/14/2009 10:23:29 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: r9etb

Do you think a load that large might cause the engine or transmission of a car to overheat?


7 posted on 05/14/2009 10:23:49 AM PDT by PUGACHEV
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Wow, that one’s right up there with the pics of that poor VW Jetta, piled high with sheets of plywood.


8 posted on 05/14/2009 10:24:04 AM PDT by Charles Martel ("Endeavor to persevere...")
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To: Notoriously Conservative

OMG, that’s scary. I wonder how well the pin on the trailer tongue fits into the ashtray?


9 posted on 05/14/2009 10:25:01 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: Notoriously Conservative

I was expecting by the title for this to be someone who used duct tape.


10 posted on 05/14/2009 10:25:17 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Notoriously Conservative
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Me and the boys down at the lodge like it!
11 posted on 05/14/2009 10:26:22 AM PDT by Ghengis
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To: Peanut Gallery

Ethnic engineering ping


12 posted on 05/14/2009 10:26:30 AM PDT by Professional Engineer ("A republic if you can keep it" responded Franklin.)
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To: r9etb

You assumptions are correct. I was impressed by the creativity, but certainly not by the actual use of the ultra dangerous and moronic contraption.


13 posted on 05/14/2009 10:28:07 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative (http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com)
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To: mnehring

Don’t laugh. Duct tape can do anything!


14 posted on 05/14/2009 10:28:21 AM PDT by lafroste (gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
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To: Ghengis

I love that show. My wife hates it, can’t figure why.


15 posted on 05/14/2009 10:28:47 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative (http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com)
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To: lafroste

My dad is proof of that.. he makes Tim the Toolman look like a Yuppie.


16 posted on 05/14/2009 10:29:06 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Notoriously Conservative
The upside is that even if he does manage to get it rolling, he'll be asleep (unconscious) at the wheel in 20 miles from the Venturi Effect pouring carbon monoxide into that wide-open tailgate.
17 posted on 05/14/2009 10:31:15 AM PDT by conservativeharleyguy (Democrats: Over 60 million fooled daily!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

That hitch rig made me think “Red Green” instantly. And the hi-jinks that very likely followed.


18 posted on 05/14/2009 10:36:58 AM PDT by Ghengis
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To: davisfh

I had a 19’ Sea Ray on a trailer doing about 55Mph when the fishtailing started. Slowed down immediately, heard the bang, looked in my rear-view and saw the boat (still in the trailer) suddently list hard to starboard. Not a second later I could feel I was dragging, and out of the passenger window of the truck I could see a wheel bouncing down the road ahead of me. All kind of comical until you get to the part where the rim and tire combo (guesstimate at 80 pounds) going highway speed rams into a car. Fortunately no one was hurt.

I can only imagine what a 5th wheel, even at low speed, would do once it breaks free from this highly engineered solution. It won’t be pretty.


19 posted on 05/14/2009 10:37:08 AM PDT by Made In The USA (BO stinks.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
You forgot the, "Hold muh beer." request. Really funny although if you ever got behind a contraption like this on the road, you might not laugh so hard.

The mind works in mysterious ways. LOL

20 posted on 05/14/2009 10:39:09 AM PDT by JimSEA
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