Pelosi Yanks ‘Un-American’ Slur, Uses ‘Guest Protesters’ (humor)

Scrappleface.com ^ | 8/11/2009 | Scott Ott

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After a gentle rebuke from the president, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, said today she regrets using the term ‘un-American’ in Monday’s USA Today op-ed to describe protesters at health care reform townhall meetings held by Democrat lawmakers.

“The president is right,” said Rep. Pelosi, “They’re not un-American. The proper term might be ‘guest protesters’. But since they weren’t really invited to the townhalls, technically they’re ‘undocumented agitators’. However, they are entitled to all the rights and benefits of full American citizenship, including the right to free speech, the right to petition their government for the redress of grievances, and the right to sit down and be silent after your opponent wins the election.”

A White House spokesman responded to the op-ed which Rep. Pelosi co-wrote with House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, D-MD, by noting, “The President thinks that if people want to come and have a spirited debate about health care, a real vigorous conversation about it, that’s a part of the American tradition. And when all the shouting’s done, it’s good to know these folks will soon be able to get sore throat treatment for free, along with care for any wounds sustained during vigorous conversation with our patriotic labor union members.”

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Keep it up the good work, "guest agitators."

[willshaker]

What an evil wretch. I can’t stand this “woman”

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Make that “Keep up the good work, guest agitators.”

[Not now, Not ever!]

the right to sit down and be silent after your opponent wins the election.

Just like your side did for the last 8 years you witch, hope your broom catches fire.

[HiTech RedNeck]

These times almost make Scrappleface and the Onion superfluous.

[Grunthor]

“But since they weren’t really invited to the townhalls”

Is this arrogant b!tch basically saying “VEE DEMAND TO SEE YOUR PAPERS! YOU VILL DEMONSTRATE WHERE YOU ARE FROM AND WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE!

HEIL HUSSEIN!

[Schatze]

These times almost make Scrappleface and the Onion superfluous.

We need to make the House Madam superfluous.

[guitarplayer1953]

"the right to sit down and be silent after your opponent wins the election.”

Man they really showed us how to keep our mouths shut when GWB was President, a day didn't go by that they didn't bitch about something or someone.

WHAT A HYPOCRITE

[SoldierDad]

There isn’t a derogatory comment that I can make which accurately reflects my feelings for this woman. She’s one of the most vile, evil, hatemongering pieces of crap I’ve had the misfortune of being exposed to in all my 50 years.

[skinkinthegrass]

LL!
IBTZ!

[skinkinthegrass]

PING!

[LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot]

I thought it was real too, but you DO know this is Scrappleface, right?

IT'S NOT A REAL QUOTE.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Give us even some Chinese Commies instead of her. They would be kinder to the country.

[Personal Responsibility]

She regrets it because she’s catching so much crap for it. If she wasn’t catching crap for it, she’d have no problem with it.

This is a classic “I apologize if you were offended” response which is no apology at all. An apology is admitting you were wrong. This is certainly not that.

[HiTech RedNeck]

There won’t be a zot, this is scrappleface!

[Personal Responsibility]

Wow...I totally got got by Scrappleface. The real world has turned completely into satire!

[Secret Agent Man]

Weird.

I would think she reserved the phrase “Guest Protestors” for the folks the libtards are busing in from other states.

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There isn’t a derogatory comment that I can make which accurately reflects my feelings for this woman.

Probably because there's not a word in the English language that's bad enough to describe her.

[SoldierDad]

Too true. I’m against abortion, but, if we could go back in time I’d make an exception in her mother’s case.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

By 2010 she’s going to wish her parents never met.

Talking about an epic “Fail.”