Posted on 03/24/2010 8:27:41 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
hey el Rushbo.......put your money in student loans....compete with the guvrmint..........they buy at 3 ish percent and sell at 6.5.......
... Rush Results Student Loans.....you’d make a zillion
Oopps! I was rushing to spill about Clinton! lol
Should be:
States shouldn't have pension plans.
“I’d like to identify the date in time when “profit” became a four letter word.”
It all started with John Meynard Keynes. If I could go back in time and do one assasination, I would pass up Hitler to take out Keynes.
Yep. Stupak is a Democrat, which means he needs to be retired to private life as soon as possible. Thanks for posting the links.
The Saud has been an owner of News Corp stock for years.
But my Rep read fine print before he voted, he just wasn’t concern about pre-existing conditions for children, or ruining the health care system, or ruining the economy, or ...!
Josh Syrjamaki, chief of staff for Walz(D-Mn);
http://www.wasecacountynews.com/news.php?viewStory=5006
“He doesn’t take a final position until he can read the fine print,” he said. Walz is waiting to see the bill’s final language which should come next week, according to his chief of staff.
Weinie lib???
Darn, i was gonna go to the ER and scream for freebies.
they play with their keys
Isn’t health care free now? I must have misunderstood
amen RUSH, it’s like having cattle in the backyard and eatin bologne sammiches just to get along
I’m going to call my insurance carrier and ask when to expect a $2,500 reduction in annual premium cost that Obama said we would get once his miraculous health care bill was signed?
I would call them now.
But didn’t you already get a check from your insurance company when you attended the tea party?
Plenty of libs said everyone who attended were bought by them
I’m still waiting for my check
Arg. I hate liberals. Officemate and I were having a friendly conversation and she snarked about Sarah Palin’s dysfunctional family. Coming from a thrice married now lesbian woman who has two illegitmate children by different dads. Umm yea..Sarah’s the dysfucntional one.
The February snow storms cut down on most northeastern airport travel.
Wow are they good or what?
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