Posted on 11/25/2011 5:20:15 PM PST by EveningStar
In what economists are hailing as a clear sign of economic recovery, Walmart customers across the USA jammed into stores on Black Friday, sometimes killing each other to buy useless ----.
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“In what economists are hailing as a clear sign of economic recovery...”
Quite the opposite, in fact.
If there were an economic “recovery” in progress, shoppers wouldn’t be so insanely desperate to knock each other down in pursuit of overstock merchandise.
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘green shoots’.
Um, nobody was killed as far as I know. That usually happens with drug sales.
ummmm let me see... information technology that revolutionized the civilization or schlocky white trash outings?
I'll take Apple, thx.
Haven’t seen a stampede at an Apple store yet, knock on wood.
No discounts in Apple stores, and $5 discounts on Apple products elsewhere.
Did you see the videos on the news programs? It’s not just the usual Amish. Shameful!
Keeps the riff raff out. I'd gladly pay the extra fin for the service I get there.
Oh, I do support it. I am a capitalist. The free market has decided that it should cater to idiots who want to camp out in front of Best Buy. Its just a shame that America is populated by so many idiots these days, and that people are that gullible and easily manipulated. But I suppose that explains Obama’s ascension to the presidency...
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