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Ex-wife hog-ties Florida man, drags him behind truck: police
Reuters ^
| 1-10-13
| By Barbara Liston
Posted on 01/10/2013 7:53:34 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: Beowulf9
She's got a face that could make a train [or a husband] take a dirt road.
61
posted on
01/10/2013 10:33:21 PM PST
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: umgud
If Id have shot my ex when I first wanted to, Id have been out by now. That is so funny!!! LOL
62
posted on
01/10/2013 10:34:28 PM PST
by
Aria
( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
To: Redcitizen
Definitely not.
Bump
For
Later
63
posted on
01/10/2013 10:54:44 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Norm Lenhart
If you compare their photos, they look eerily similar:
And I love the last two paragraphs:
"I was just sitting in my living room, I had a gentleman walk up on my front porch. He's in his underwear, he's all bloody, he's got a rope around his neck," the caller said.
"He was claiming that somebody was trying to kill him and just about that time there was a pick up truck coming down the road. It kind of caught me real off guard."
from http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/01/ex-wife-drags-man-behind-truck-gets-arrested/
To: KittyKares
I’m thinking someone’s family tree didn’t branch.
“Do you take your sister to be your lawfully wedded wife”
“S3!t yea lets’d git’er done!”
“I now pronounce you brother and wife...er, Husband and sister...er....ah... Oh hell where’s the shine, I need a drink”
To: Revolting cat!
Another media redundancy, “a dead body” was found in the alley, etc.
Why can’t they ever find a “live body”?
To: Norm Lenhart
I love the “Tree Branch” joke.
In some cases, some family’s lines fell out of the tree.
Old joke:
“If a man and woman get married in Arkansas, can they still be brother and sister?”
To: Redcitizen; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"You still mad, hon?"
68
posted on
01/10/2013 11:55:32 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Redcitizen; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"You still mad, hon?"
69
posted on
01/10/2013 11:56:33 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: KittyKares
These two are 61 and 54, respectively? I had them figured for their 80s for sure. Meth. It’s a wonder drug.
70
posted on
01/11/2013 12:07:01 AM PST
by
beelzepug
("Why bother creating wealth when you can just redistribute it?")
To: TaMoDee
The 1400 comments on the article are the best ever! LOL! It's way over that now, but you're right.
Thanks. I needed the laugh.
71
posted on
01/11/2013 1:03:08 AM PST
by
metmom
( For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
To: Beowulf9
You may have something going there.
She (he or it) was a truck driver too.
That thing is so ugly that even Laz would not touch it...and that is as bad as it gets.
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posted on
01/11/2013 2:28:26 AM PST
by
DH
(Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
To: Norm Lenhart; KittyKares
That gruesome twosome are the ex-wife and her brother, so they should look related.
Here's the entire gleesome threesome:
73
posted on
01/11/2013 2:50:50 AM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
To: KittyKares
“I was just sitting in my living room, I had a gentleman walk up on my front porch. He’s in his underwear, he’s all bloody, he’s got a rope around his neck,” the caller said”
Typical hillbilly Saturday night.
74
posted on
01/11/2013 6:11:21 AM PST
by
Salamander
(Nothing says 'Welcome to my home!' like snakes.)
To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
How could she drag him in front of the truck, huh?! Throw it in reverse.
To: Redcitizen
Can this marriage be saved?
76
posted on
01/11/2013 7:48:48 AM PST
by
wildbill
(You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
To: a fool in paradise
> How could she drag him in front of the truck, huh?!
Throw it in reverse.
77
posted on
01/11/2013 9:39:50 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: wildbill
Can this marriage be saved?Why not?
The wife and I have done worse to each other.
78
posted on
01/11/2013 10:29:29 AM PST
by
Eaker
(Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. — Robert A. Heinlein.)
To: Beowulf9
No, that is a goiter, not enough iodine. Her very deteriorated skin indicates a Vitamin C deficiency. She is just malnourished.
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Was he tied with a hemp rope?
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