Hash oil operation discovered when investigating report of man being bitten on penis by pit bull

KRDO ^ | 5/6/2014 | Chris Loveless

[smokingfrog]

Deputies discover hash oil operation while investigating report of man being bitten on penis by pit bull (full title)

SAN MIGUEL COUNTY, Colo. -

The San Miguel County Sheriff's Office says a deputy found a potentially dangerous butane hash oil operation while responding to an unusual call.

The sheriff's office says a man who lives at the home near Telluride called 9-1-1 and reported that his pit bull bit him on his penis.

The deputy said that there was a large amount of blood in the home and that the man was taken to the hospital.

While responding to the call, the deputy said he came upon a butane hash oil manufacturing operation.

The sheriff's office says that butane bottles, several trays of suspected hash oil and other potentially hazardous materials were found.

“These marijuana oil extraction operations are extremely dangerous, hazardous to emergency responders, the occupants of the house and the neighborhood, still there is some debate by our legal advisors if the operations are in fact illegal." said Sheriff Bill Masters.

[Norm Lenhart]

Bobby Brown might work too ;)

[shibumi]

I suppose the guy who is the subject of this thread is lucky he wasn't keeping more "exotic" pets. Like BLatting OGs for instance.

(I just had to do that. We haven't seen the OG in quite a while.)

[Darksheare]

“You can have my stuff over my ded bodee!”

The terms are acceptable, tentacular horrors - rend him!

[NoCmpromiz]

rend him

Is that how they get rendered fat?

Mix in a little lye, a little perfume, maybe a bit of color - walla! Bars of soap.

[Veto!]

Guy should NOT have given hash to the dog.

[faithhopecharity]

The new Obamacare low-cost sex change operation?

[Darksheare]

Rended in the gobberworts with a blurglecruncheon.

[Pollster1]

I wouldn't even put my hand in a pit bull's mouth. Just how high was this guy?

[FreedomOfExpression]

Whoa! I’ve been here this long and didn’t know/forgot about the Red Dwarf ping list?
How does one get added to the list?

[null and void]

You ask me to add you. It doesn’t get used very often these days, maybe once a quarter?

Still, that’s more often than the homosexual minority humpback whale ping list...

[uglybiker]

He was just givin' the dog a bone!

Betcha he isn't much of an AC/DC fan now.

[CJ Wolf]

Got any links on how you made your forge?

[FreedomOfExpression]

Would you please add me to the Red Dwarf ping list? I don’t have a quarter right now.

[JRandomFreeper]

No. I just started picking parts out of the junk pile until I had myself a forge. ;)

/johnny

[null and void]

Welcome aboard!

[CJ Wolf]

Sounds like something I could do. :-)

[beelzepug]

Well, I heard John Wayne Bobbet wrote his autobiography under the nom de plume of “Les Johnson”.

[SunkenCiv]

The trick is to wear pants when feeding your pit bull, particularly if he’s got a contact buzz.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Yow!! I bet that felt below-average.