Bristol Palin Describes Drunken Brawl to Police in New Audio [Warning: Explicit Language]

Mediaite ^ | 10/21/2014 | by Matt Wilstein

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Minutes before the final Florida gubernatorial debate was set to air Tuesday evening, Wolf Blitzer broke into CNN’s live coverage to play newly-released audio of Bristol Palin recounting the alleged drunken brawl that took place between members of the Palin family and others at an Alaska snowmobile party last month.

CNN bleeped the numerous curse words in Palin’s statement to police, but according to the transcript posted to the website, here is what the uncensored version appears to be:

“Some lady with gray hair, who wants to push my 20-year-old sister — I’m going to defend my sister, she’s 20 years old. A guy comes out of nowhere and pushes me on the ground, takes me by my feet in my dress — in my thong dress in front of everybody — [and says] ‘Come on you cunt, get the fuck out of here. Come on you slut, get the fuck out of here. I don’t know this guy, I’ve never seen this guy in my life.”

No charges were filed following the incident and the Palin family has not publicly commented about it directly. However, in a Facebook message a week later, Sarah Palin did defend her “strong” daughter, saying, “my kids’ defense of family makes my heart soar!”

Watch video below, via CNN:

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[GeronL]

I did not make up “thong dress”. It is right there in the original post. You can deny it all you want but the quote isn’t going to vanish from the internet.

[GilesB]

This is fun! The more you post about the topic, the more idiotic you sound!

[GilesB]

You are a complete dullard, aren’t you?

The words “thong” and “dress” are there right next to each other - that is true. But nobody with a modicum of sense thought there is such a thing, or thought Bristol was referring to a certain kind of dress. Sensible people realized she was agitated and jumbled her words.

Then there is you...you seized on “thong dress”, too stupid to understand what happened, too dumb to know there is no such thing, too ignorant to recognize that it made no sense...so you rush to google, type in “thong dress” and bring up pictures of some slut wearing a dress through which you can see her thong. Too idiotic to realize that google was showing you a picture described by using both “thong” and “dress” as in “You can see her thong through her dress” - you blatted away about what you foolishly thought Bristol was wearing - making up your own moronic concept of a “thong dress”.

I tried to clue you in - but you continued in your thick-headed way to insist that because Bristol said the words “thong” and “dress” together, there MUST be such a thing as a “thong dress”.

Maybe you can tell us again that the words are there...we can all laugh at what a lack-wit you are....again.

No, you silly person, you didn’t make up the words “thong” and “dress” - but you did make up some figment in your imagination that if the words are used in sequence, they must be something real and really nasty and whorish, too.

Hey! “bigfoot unicorn”. That ought to keep you busy for a couple of years!