Posted on 12/25/2014 7:22:01 PM PST by Clemenza
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.
Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.
According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.
Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.
Ping!
Sounds like she’s in deep sh!t.
Kinda what Obama does to the American people every day?
I can almost hear the questions being thought, as people read this news.
Democrats are animals.
Just happened to have it handy . . . I hope the charge it for assault with a deadly weapon.
Another one of Odungo’s beloved illegals? She’s sure a clASS act!
If this were Germany, men would pay her good money for this.
Well, in some places that act would be considered ASSAULT!
There is an article in the Chicago Tribune about an area store and shoplifting. No poop, however.
3 charged with stealing clothes from suburban Macy’s on Christmas Eve
Yue Huang, 34, Shunai Li, 55, and Caichang Li, 57, were each charged with retail theft for stealing 45 items of clothing from Macy’s totaling $2,055, prosecutors alleged in court Thursday.
Silly foo. She’s supposed to bake it in a pie and serve it up.
Had I been one of the recipients of her fecal generosity I would now be facing murder charges.
This is the second nasty incident in Coral Springs this week.
The other was at Big bear Brewing Co, right down the street from Macy’s.
It used to be a nice area.
I used to think I’ve seen/read/heard about it all.
And then a democrat voter lowers the bar even more.
Did she shout “Stand back! I know how to use this!” before attacking?
I heard Hitler was particularly fond of that type of foreplay . . .
The first time I lived in Florida back in the early 90s, Coral Springs was filled with transplants from the NY/NJ area. It was popular with Jewish folks who couldn’t quite afford Boca. Nowadays, a multiethnic overcrowded typical SoFla sludge feet.
She should have been forced to ‘wear her own products’, if not outright consume them. That is beyond disgusting. The employees were probably in a state of shock. I guess it works back in ‘ the old country’.
Always keep poop handy, for just such emergencies.
Hold on just a minute pal...Broward county is the home of the sleaziest vile scumbags on earth. More slime per square inch than the whole world combined! Its infested with registered Democrats.......
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