Hillary Clinton Coughing Fit Returns in Cincinnati Speech

Grabien ^ | June 26, 2016

[COUNTrecount]

Amidst a speech railing against Donald Trump Monday morning, Hillary Clinton’s infamous coughing habit made a comeback.

While calling for providing all Americans access to broadband Internet, Clinton broke out into a familiar coughing fit. "We are going to connect every home to high-speed broadband so they can get into the global marketplace," she said before being overcome with coughs.

"And we are going to fight climate change by making America the clean energy superpower of the 21st century," Clinton continued before coughing again.

Clinton’s supporters helped drown out with the coughing with chants of “Hillary! Hillary!”

[Graybeard58]

Can any medical types posit a theory?

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Not a “medical type” but I sometimes pretend to be a gynecologist.

I think she has TB.

[M Kehoe]

8^)

5.56mm

[napscoordinator]

Does anyone think she may be a smoker? Seems like smokers cough.

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

Munching, scissoring:
So many hard decisions
Yet so few beavers

[cyclotic]

I’m almost afraid to ask, what does the picture of Susannah Hoffs have to do with the conversation?

[NorthMountain]

She’s a smoker, a joker, and a midnight toker ...

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

I would reference
“smoking pole” but it does not
apply in Hill’s case

[TheCipher]

When Huma is gone

This lingering cough too, will

Go lickity split

[Ketill Frostbeard]

My bad. I put out an image search for “Huma Abedin” and thought “well, she must’ve had a good day when they took THIS one...”

I confess I don’t know who Susannah Hoffs is. Except that she looks like a beta version of Huma, apparently.

[hsmomx3]

Oh, my mind is in the gutter...my bad!!!

[T-Bone Texan]

5-7-5!

I commend you!

The absolute best haikus that come out of me are the ones that invoke Hillary’s secret lesbianism with her Muslim Brotherhood “personal assistant”.

So much material, so little time.

[day10]

You win today’s internets.

Well done!

[cyclotic]

She’s the lead singer for the 80’s girl band “The Bangles.”

I’m not a major fan but I recalled seeing the photo once before.

[RoseofTexas]

Well at least the she-devil is parading her big fat ass self in the gay parade and held a rally in Cincinnati... So where is Waldo .... where is trump??

[Blue Jays]

Perhaps poster Ketill Frostbeard believes that Huma Abedin somewhat resembles Susannah Hoffs?
No clue on the connection and I am a child of that era of popular American music. LOL.

[T-Bone Texan]

Another haiku:

Coughing fit now solved
Caused by mixing Beam and clam
So early in morning

Request for feedback: When I say “Beam”, does everyone know I’m referring to the booze?

Because “Jim Beam” is just too many syllables.

[VerySadAmerican]

I had a coughing fit this morning myself.

How long have politicians been promising EVERYONE access to the internet? I know Newt promised it. Plus, he wanted everyone to have a computer. And, that makes sense. You can’t have internet without a computer. Someone needs to tell Hillary to add that to her screams.

[T-Bone Texan]

Yet another haiku:

“Huma Abedin”
Is just a Gazan term for
“Smelly gay goat beard”

[TheCipher]

So much material, so little time.

I agree. I could go on like this for a while. So much material, but alas, not much time. Have to get to bed ( 1:30 AM here)

[CincyRichieRich]

It’s not from out “chili”, either. Our chilly isn’t hot and it’s not real chili.