Posted on 07/21/2017 6:16:17 AM PDT by Eagles Field
The resourceful wizardry at the Dementiacrat party are going to unveil their new slogan for 2018. It took months of painstaking polling from these insightful mavens to come up with the most milquetoast motto ever. "A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages" Let’s have some snorts & giggles and give it some freeper editing. My entry ... Better Social Engineering, Better Plantation Overseers, Get on the Cattle Cars
"Looking for Better Social Engineering? Better Plantation Overseers? Wanna take a midnight ride on a cattle car?"
Then vote Dementocrat....if you can find one.
“Democrats: When you absolutely, positively have to ruin a nation overnight ...”
I posted these on a related thread:
“Democrats: when you absolutely positively need to be Socialist”
“Democrats: Think Gimme”
“Democrats: Just steal it”
“Democrats” got commie?”
“Democrats: There are some things money can’t buy. We are not one of those things”
“We do communism right.”
“Just blew it.”
“The choice of a screwed generation.”
“Have it our way.”
“Homos and deadbeats and crooks, oh my!”
“Standing for anything, but standing for nothing.”
“Even the dead like us.”
“Because we said so.”
A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages. Except for you white folks.
A Dead Deal: Dead Babies, Dead Republicans, Dead Christians
They ripped it off from Papa John’s Pizza:
http://dailycaller.com/2017/07/20/new-democrat-slogan-is-reminiscent-of-papa-johns-pizza/
Here’s my version for the Demunists: “We’re Better than Venezuela - A pigeon and rat in every pot, and you won’t even have to trap them yourselves.”
That's a contender!
Taxation, transgression and free drugs!
“A little pot in every chicken”
“Lighter Chains” does have a nice ring to it ... and who wouldn’t want that ?!
LOL!!! You win the internet!
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