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1st there was Cheese-eating-sister-biting Mooses, next "AYBABTU" have we moved to the next level?
The Internet and Sweden????????? | Definitely not Tuesday (I could never get the hang of Tuesdays!) | Mad Dawgg

Posted on 12/11/2001 11:21:07 PM PST by Mad Dawgg

To all of you more culturally-aware Freepers, I believe I have inadvertantly stumbled onto a New Phenomenon in the world of Art, nay I assert I have stumbled into a whole new level of Consciousness!

I have lurked a Number of years on Free Republic and have witnessed the Internet "Come of Age" as concerned with the distribution of Information. But now I believe "Free Republic" has kicked open the doors unto A New World of Mind-expanding experiences. I believe "Cheese and Mooses" are just the tip of this new Phenom and "AYBABTU" is the first real Plateau of this New World. (Both can lead you to a whole new world of communication and the-sharing of mind-altering experiences... I give this example to the less savy of you "A moose bit my sister!" Note the mind-imagines such a statement invokes!)

Ok so now I have you all salavating over what has to be the biggest news since the completion of "Michelangelo Buonarroti's" masterwork "The Paintings on the Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel!"

Please Click the Following links and I would suggest doing so only after a period of intense mental preparation!

As I posted on another thread, Hatt-Baby. made me appreciate what one of more "free-minded" friends was trying to convey to me about "Acid-Trips" and "Mental-Preparation!"

He said, "Mad Dawgg, you gotta ease into it and get your mind right!"

Luckily my mind was "right" before I experienced Hatt-Baby. as I had consumed the proper number of shots of Jack Daniels! (Proper number being "any number which exceeds 6!")

So, now here they are... the links to the new world... Click at your "Own Peril!"

Hatt-Baby and Son of Hatten-ar-din?

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To: lawgirl
Nah. See #37. No one can get enough of those guys.
41 posted on 12/12/2001 1:24:25 PM PST by SarahW
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To: maxwell
"WTF?"

How profound! A wise man once said,"The wise are not considered so for knowing the answers, but instead they are considered such for knowing the proper question to ask."

I offer the above quote in italics as further proof that Free Republic is indeed a unique and wonderful place, where the wise gather and ask such profound and awe inspiring questions!

All Hail "maxwell" one of the truly wise of Free Republic! He definitely understands the "Cosmic Implications" of this thread!

42 posted on 12/12/2001 1:54:47 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg; lawgirl
Another cosmic challenge!



43 posted on 12/12/2001 2:32:15 PM PST by SarahW
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To: Mad Dawgg


44 posted on 12/12/2001 2:38:05 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: Mad Dawgg
I believe the future is anvil firing.
45 posted on 12/12/2001 2:53:04 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: Texaggie79
ping!
46 posted on 12/12/2001 2:58:11 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Mad Dawgg
Sorry, some lamers tried to get Hatt Baby started during the AYBABTU fad, and it sucked just as much then. LEAVE HATT BABY ALONE, IT SUCKS!!!!!
47 posted on 12/12/2001 3:14:35 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: lawgirl; KneelBeforeZod; dandelion; Constantine XIII; SarahW; AppyPappy; tacticalogic; lowbridge...
"Hatt Baby has been around a long time. I think the latest would be either tourist guy or putting Bert the Muppet into everything."

Ahh see this is the problem when such a mere mortal as I tries to convey the significance of the cultural phenomenon in my humble yet lacking prose.

Let me clarify what I believe is happening here:

Yes "Hatt-baby" has been around as well as "AYBABTU" and "Touristguy" (not to mention "cheese-eating-sister-biting" mooses) BUT what I am trying to convey is these works are but part of the greater "whole"... and as such must be experienced as a single unifying work! (After the proper "mental preparation" of course!)

My purpose in starting this thread was to open the door to this new world and gather together "all" of these Masterworks so we could finally establish and codify one Unifying-Cultural-Theory!

And now with the additions of the Bin-Laden Bunkers, by KneelBeforeZod, the Translation of Hatt-Baby by dandelion, the "technical analysis" on the Moose-Cheese Continuum by Constantine XIII, yet another Masterwork titled "Yatta" gratefully provided by SarahW, yet another Variation of AYBABTU by AppyPappy, "Anvil Firing" via tacticalogic, More Touristguy pics from, lowbridge, and of course the truly gifted contribution maxwell and his "ultimate question"...

So please take the time to expand your mind and open up to these truly Cosmic works of art!

48 posted on 12/12/2001 4:06:08 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: SarahW
What can I say Sarah? You have again linked us all to a truly mind-expanding experience.

I cannot find the words to convey what I am feeling after having viewed such as momentous work... I will instead quote someone who I believe has codified the whole "Yatta" experience, Mr. Quick puts it best with these immortal words that describe the link to "Yatta" on his link of the day webpage: -"You drop an atomic bomb on a country and who knows what the after-effects will be."

49 posted on 12/12/2001 4:15:11 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
There is a much better clip available of the foliage underpants guys at stileproject.com/yatta.html

BIG Ol' WARNING - There is porn there, that's why I put no clickable link. If you can block that sort of thing out its worth the trip.

50 posted on 12/12/2001 5:19:40 PM PST by SarahW
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To: SarahW
HOw embarrasing. The link in post #50 is a very lame parody.

The link I should have posted is http://go.stileproject.com/?v=yatta.wmv

Warning about the porn still stands.

51 posted on 12/12/2001 5:53:35 PM PST by SarahW
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To: SarahW
She is Definitely not kidding about the Porn thing!

(Ok that was definitely a poor choice of words on my part!)

52 posted on 12/12/2001 8:34:47 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
Well done Mad Dawg!! Only one addition... from the Smoker's Lounge last week: Proof that penguins are not nice courtesy of Argh.... (may take a minute to load if one is dial-up)
53 posted on 12/12/2001 9:03:45 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Ok Now I am getting Excited...

I believe we are working towards a "Cultural-Critical-Mass" and "Proof that penguins are not nice" takes us one step closer!

I am excited at the prospect of what this thread is working towards! These indeed are exciting times we live in!

54 posted on 12/12/2001 9:10:02 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
What the........???
55 posted on 12/13/2001 3:24:46 AM PST by StriperSniper
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To: austinTparty; OneidaM; Cool Guy
Mad Dawgg1 came late to the party. Shall we let him in anyways?
56 posted on 12/13/2001 3:34:31 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Mad Dawgg
Here's another oldie but goodie that surely fits into this equation somewhere.
Joe Fish
No real gerbils were harmed during the making of Joe Fish.
57 posted on 12/13/2001 4:11:54 AM PST by damnlimey
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To: PoorMuttly
Hatt-Baby is indeed a foundational part of the Cheese-Moose Continuum.

Ya know, a "Do not drink coffee or milk while reading this thread" alert! really needs to be mandatory for some of these posts.

This is the second mess I've had to clean up this morning...

58 posted on 12/13/2001 4:25:59 AM PST by Caipirabob
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To: Lazamataz; Cool Guy; austinTparty; RikaStrom; segis; Hugh Akston; Mad Dawgg
Not until he reads the other classic from the Woo-Woo days

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror-make metal note- must do more sit-ups.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoos with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair ( you must make sure that it has all come off).
Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikni area but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet, surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for the first sign of a zit, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes, while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (not).
Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your @ss.
Get in the shower.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Crack up at how loud your f@rt sounds in the shower.
Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
Pee in the shower.
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.

59 posted on 12/13/2001 4:29:42 AM PST by Neets
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To: Mad Dawgg
All Hail "maxwell" one of the truly wise of Free Republic! He definitely understands the "Cosmic Implications" of this thread!

And I can juggle too.

60 posted on 12/13/2001 4:55:48 AM PST by maxwell
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