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Sexual Assault of Animals Now Illegal in Illinois (ROTFL ALERT)
IllinoisLeader.com ^ | July 31, 2002 | Springfield bureau

Posted on 07/31/2002 8:47:35 PM PDT by TheEaglehasLanded

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To: per loin
The liberals must be anti-Muslim too for once. No more screwing with goats. Bwahahaha!!!
41 posted on 08/01/2002 12:24:47 AM PDT by goldstategop
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To: lizma
Yeah, but do turtles neck?
42 posted on 08/01/2002 12:25:34 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: Screaming_Gerbil
Terrapin Station

All aboard.


43 posted on 08/01/2002 12:33:38 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: TheEaglehasLanded
"One little girl we heard of did an internet search on 'turtle love.' What she found was a whole manual on how to have sex with turtles."

I attempted to verify this independently, for entertainment purposes. No luck.
44 posted on 08/01/2002 12:34:38 AM PDT by mn12
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To: TheEaglehasLanded
Have they heard from the North American Man-Beast Love Association?
45 posted on 08/01/2002 12:37:26 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: TheEaglehasLanded
Well, sounds good to me.

Those that abuse animals (including sexual abuse) are more likely to hurt people.
46 posted on 08/01/2002 12:38:22 AM PDT by rwfromkansas
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To: slimer
Do they consider the blow-fish an animal?

Don't even ask about the sucker-fish.

47 posted on 08/01/2002 12:38:37 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: slimer
Or the K-Y jellyfish
48 posted on 08/01/2002 12:39:09 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: TheEaglehasLanded
That said.....a part of me thinks this is rather funny.

But still, rape is rape no matter whether it is a human or animal......it is just......yuck.
49 posted on 08/01/2002 12:39:21 AM PDT by rwfromkansas
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To: M. Peach
The sad thing is, half of the people on this thread.....probably more, will make fun of people like you and me that find bestiality appalling.

To such freepers, hedonism rules.
50 posted on 08/01/2002 12:41:31 AM PDT by rwfromkansas
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To: slimer
How does one get sand crabs?
51 posted on 08/01/2002 12:41:31 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: TheEaglehasLanded
What she found was a whole manual on how to have sex with turtles."

A turtle????

52 posted on 08/01/2002 12:42:19 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Jimer
I can't stop wanting ewe,

Jimer, ROTFLMAO,stop I can't take anymore

53 posted on 08/01/2002 12:43:07 AM PDT by biffalobull
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To: TheEaglehasLanded
What do you suppose these people are thinking? (Dinner AND a date!)
54 posted on 08/01/2002 12:43:27 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: Mo1
Help, Mr. Wizard, I don't want to be a turtle!
55 posted on 08/01/2002 12:45:25 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: coloradan
Re: dogs that want to hump your leg

Perhaps you can get State Senator O'Malley to comment on this practice and why there are no rape kits to cover this, or the turtle thing.

56 posted on 08/01/2002 12:46:19 AM PDT by spunkets
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To: Iwo Jima
Coral sex?
57 posted on 08/01/2002 12:48:00 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: Jeff Chandler
lol.....
58 posted on 08/01/2002 12:49:19 AM PDT by rwfromkansas
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To: F.J. Mitchell
According to PETA animals have the same rights as humans, therefore sexual acts between consenting adults of any and all species in the privacy of their own bedroom, den, lair, sty,coop, burrow, corral, etc., should be no body's business but the sexactees.

F.J.You are absolutely correct. What is this world coming to.? The Govt should stay out of our den, lair, sty, coop, burrow, corral. I demand my rights.

:>)

59 posted on 08/01/2002 12:50:24 AM PDT by biffalobull
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To: Polybius
AMOROUS LOGERHEAD MOLESTS DIVERS

OMG .. is that for real ???

60 posted on 08/01/2002 12:53:58 AM PDT by Mo1
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