Favorite Clinton Lie

My Squash ^ | 9/4/02 | Burkeman1

[Burkeman1]

What is your favorite Clinton lie? It can be a big one or a small one. This could be the longest thread in FR history.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Well, I agree with the winner, but I have grown quite fond of this one --

[Paulus Invictus]

"I could have got Osama Ben Laden any time."

"I did not rape that Broderick woman, it was consentual."

[OrthodoxPresbyterian]

Kudos, Palm Beach.

That is bloody FReepin' hilarious. ;-)

Question to the Liberal Press:

"If Dubya is in fact dumb as a stump (and I don't deny it), then what does that make Clinton (who couldn't even remove the blinders from a pair of binoculars) .... you traitorous Fourth Estate bootlickers??"

[Alamo-Girl]

Volley bttt!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you!!! Hugs!

[JPJones]

"My Name is Bill Clinton and I think you deserve more than just a 30 second sound bite, that's why I'm proposing a comprehensive budget that starts with a tax cut for the middle class."---Bill Clinton -1992

[BradyLS]

My favorite "Clinton Lie" wasn't a genuine Clinton Lie. Merely a Clinton-esque Lie. Al Gore, whom at one time I merely thought decent but horribly misguided, transformed into mindnumbingly stupid overnight with his claim to have heard his parents lull him to sleep with "Looook foooor, the union laaaabel..." when the tune had been written when he was a young pup of 27 years!

Clearly, they must have been dog years...

[BradyLS]

"I'ma gonna focus lak'a layzur beam on the proplems of this cuntry..."

"...Ah never dit worked s'hard in awl ma life as I dit to give the mittle class a tax cut. But I couldn't find uh way..."

No...no...no...no...no... *thump*....*thump*...*thump*

"I will run the most ethical administration that this cuntry has ever seed...

She shor' do look purty... (refering to a mummified Andean girl)...Ah woodent mind askin' her out..."

"Heh, heh, heh... Y'all hert that Rush Limbaw stukt up fer Janet Reno t'other day... Heh, heh, heh... He only dont it cuz she was attack't by uh blahk guy! Heh...heh... *ahem* (stunned silence follows)

(Talking Jim Lehrer) "Ah think that blahk folks enjoy th' neewz, ever bit as much as ortinary Americans doo!"

Ah... ...did not... ...have... ...sex'al relations... ...with that woman... ... ... ... ...MissLoowinskee!!!

[Slyfox]

My favorite ClintonLie was when he was chastising the Republicans about the horribleness of bearing false witness. And the real kicker is that he actually had a shocked look on his face as he said it.

[Slyfox]

Golly-bum! It makes Clinton sound like he's some sort of snake-in-the-grass.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

This is one that I won't call my favorite *anything*...just that it's a prime example of how disgraceful Bill has been to himself, this nation, and our military...

Wish I could find the picture that *oops!*...shows the photographer's shadow just feet from the prezz. Oh, and I thought this was a private stroll that was captured with a telephoto lens?

Anyway...from http://www.punditreview.com/presidents_normandy.htm :

"During his 1994 visit to the hallowed beaches of Normandy, Bill Clinton staged perhaps the most disgraceful photo-op in the history of the presidency. As Michael Hutchison noted, 'The lone President arranging a pile of suspicious rocks into a cross on Normandy Beach while a perfectly-framed navy battleship just happens to float in the background.' The interesting part of all of this is that photos of the beach only minutes earlier had shown no rocks nearby. They had been planted there by Clinton staffers for the phony photo op. It got even more transparent later on when Clinton 'noticed that the small flag on a soldier's tombstone had apparently blown over and then rolled itself up; frowning that exaggerated frown and shaking his head in disgust, he unfurls the flag, plants it and salutes it while photographers shoot video of this 'private moment' from behind the cemetary's fence.' What a guy."

[Tailgunner Joe]

bttt

[InvisibleChurch]

bttt

[Revolting cat!]

The newest one, told in Spain, was that he had seen every movie Penelope Cruz ever made. (So predictable and characteristic, it had to be a lie!)

[stockstrader]

“The era of big government is over”!!!

[FrdmLvr]

“Waco? That was Janet Reno’s deal.”

[shield]

Actually, it’s been proven he is a pathological liar...which means every statement is a lie.

[Hardastarboard]

You realize this thread could actually surpass "War and Peace" in volume.

LOL!! I'm picturing an emergency FReepathon to cover the cost of additional storage for a thread with 100,000 replies.

[april15Bendovr]

http://www.clintonpresidentialcenter.org/legacy/052098-press-briefing-by-mike-mccurry.htm

Q Mike, would you care to respond to Newt Gingrich’s call for a special committee now to investigate these latest allegations that Chinese money went from Johnny Chung to the Democratic Party and may have resulted in the lifting of satellite technology restrictions on China?

MR. MCCURRY: That sounds like a mouthful. Sounds like a mouthful. I’m not sure that any of that has been established at all. I’m not even sure —

Q Well, I thought they were allegations.

MR. MCCURRY: I’m not even sure that those are allegations in some respects. I think those are suspicions, but no one has made those allegations. The Speaker apparently believes that people should know more about this, and so do we, and the Speaker may want to be in contact with Chairman Gilman because he may inadvertently be undercutting the work that Chairman Gilman and the International Relations Committee is already doing with respect to that matter, or he might not be aware of the extensive work we’ve done to try to help the committee understand those matters.

[TommyDale]

My favorite Clinton lie is when the lips moved.