Posted on 11/19/2002 6:18:04 AM PST by Billie
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Uncle Axel always walked everywhere. He had a 54 Chevy that he owned for 30 years and it only had 35,000 miles on it when he gave it to my Mom.
When he was in his mid 80's, he began to have problems with his right knee and was unable to take his daily walks.
One day while visiting with a neice, she asked how he was getting along. With a still strong Swedish accent, he told her that "This damned knee is hurting so much." To emphasise his comment he slapped and rubbed the sore knee several times.
My aunt told him that it was understandable. As we get older, some of our body parts just don't work the same as they used to.
Uncle Axel then slapped his left knee and said, "Vell, dis knee is yust as old as this one and it doesn't hurt."
Catch Frisbees.
Keep a lonely night from being truly lonely. Keep our homes safe.
Get us outside on beautiful fall days. Listen to our singing.
Treat us like celebrities when we come home.
Warm up our beds on cold nights. Star in our home videos.
Make our hearts more vigorous. Take us outdoors on snowy winter days.
Alert us to the arrival of the mail. Help us to live longer.
Make us smile. Agree with everything we say.
Warm our knees with their chins. Provide us use for old tennis balls.
Signal when a thunderstorm is coming. Pull sleds.
Help lower our blood pressure. Test how fast we can run.
Keep the squirrels from overtaking our yards.
Teach us the meaning of unconditional love. Take us out on rainy days.
Teach our children about responsibility.
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Have to go, just wanted to stop in and say Hello :-)~~~Colleen~~~
AFternoon ALL.
Thanks! Glad you like the birdies. :)
LOL! I'm glad you corrected that, 'cause in my way of thinking, real men are never real mean. :)
LOL! It's a good thing, 'cause I absolutely positively AM doing Wedesday's next week! (And you and I are doing Monday!) Sandy, you have Tuesday 'again' LOL and Lori, your weekend starts Thursday next week! :)
I love you sistahs!
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