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Caption Time-Ol' Strom Thurmond Has Had Enough..Comes Out of Retirement After Trent Lott Uproar!
Free Republic Humour/ Mike Bates Blogger Site ^ | December 13, 2002 | Freeper 'Mike B,' Lott and Strom

Posted on 12/13/2002 12:11:39 PM PST by ewing



TOPICS: Announcements; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: District of Columbia; US: Mississippi; US: South Carolina
KEYWORDS: andpoed; backinthegame; backtofun; fr; lottbashingover; lottshotties; party; strom; stromwithbabe
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To: Physicist
LOL! 'Greeter at Wal Mart'..
21 posted on 12/13/2002 12:29:19 PM PST by ewing
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To: Always Right
later she did a 360 and corrected it.

LOL! Admit it - you thought to yourself that nobody would get it....

;^D

22 posted on 12/13/2002 12:33:42 PM PST by brewcrew
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To: ErnBatavia
I loved Rush's parodies on Joycelyn Elders, it makes being at work almost fun.
23 posted on 12/13/2002 12:35:32 PM PST by ewing
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To: Paul Atreides
Or Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin..
24 posted on 12/13/2002 12:36:28 PM PST by ewing
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To: ewing
Goin' out with a bang.
25 posted on 12/13/2002 12:38:42 PM PST by Saundra Duffy
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To: ErnBatavia; Always Right
LOL!!

Or in the heat of the Mark McGwire / Sammy Sosa home run race a few years ago, when Ted Kennedy referred to Clinton and Gore as "the Mike McGwire and Sammy Sooser of Washington!"

26 posted on 12/13/2002 12:38:54 PM PST by Alberta's Child
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To: Alberta's Child
And the campaign rally where Ted was drunk he couldn't put three words together.
27 posted on 12/13/2002 12:40:05 PM PST by ewing
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To: Geezerette
"I'd vote for him ... even tho' he's ole enuff to be my gran-daddy!"

He old enuff to be my great gran-daddy. Maybe, great, great. He's as old as Moses.

28 posted on 12/13/2002 12:40:16 PM PST by auggy
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To: ewing
He is too young: FRD would be a more fresh choice.
29 posted on 12/13/2002 12:40:24 PM PST by TopQuark
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To: Saundra Duffy
Or something else in his pockets..
30 posted on 12/13/2002 12:40:30 PM PST by ewing
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To: Spyder
That would be Young Mr. Grace from "Are You Being Served?"
31 posted on 12/13/2002 12:42:25 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Exactly!
32 posted on 12/13/2002 12:43:27 PM PST by ewing
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To: Physicist
:)
33 posted on 12/13/2002 12:43:37 PM PST by TopQuark
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To: buffyt
Be careful the "THOUGHT" police may be listening in and with you criticizing two double minorities they may be ready to pounce.
34 posted on 12/13/2002 12:43:38 PM PST by PISANO
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To: TopQuark
Actually Strom is old enough to have voted in the election when FDR ran the first time.
35 posted on 12/13/2002 12:44:36 PM PST by ewing
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To: ErnBatavia
I sort of liked old Joycelyn. At least she had the guts to speak her mind, unlike the rest of the PC crowd. Too bad about her association with WJC.
36 posted on 12/13/2002 12:48:42 PM PST by NYDave
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To: ewing
Think Robocop: "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
37 posted on 12/13/2002 1:25:59 PM PST by weegee
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To: weegee
[LMAO!]

Who says Strom is senile?

38 posted on 12/13/2002 1:27:19 PM PST by RichInOC
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To: ewing
"Hi girls. Come over here and set on my lap and I'll tell you a story about my top ten successful pick up line for chicks."
The Top 10 Strom Thurmond Holiday Pickup Lines by Strom Thurmond.

10. "Is that a banana in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? I'd really like to know. I can't feel below my neck."

9. "So, is it true that y'all can vote now?"

8. "So, Miss Smith, you were a topless dancer *and* a Playboy model? Did you know I am rich"

7. "Want a hit off this oxygen?"

6. "Am I in heaven? 'Cause you look like an angel. No, really -- am I dead yet?"

5. "If I said you had a nice body, would you give me one of your kidneys?"

4. "You make my heart skip a beat... and another... and another... uh-oh..."

3. "Ever date anyone who's 700 in dog years?"

2. "Baby, these sheets ain't just for wearin'."

and the Number 1 Strom Thurmond Pickup Line...

1. "If you come over to my house for Christmas dinner you can meet Senator Lott."


39 posted on 12/13/2002 1:43:15 PM PST by Balata
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To: buffyt

Is this part of the redistricting for 2002?

40 posted on 12/13/2002 1:50:28 PM PST by deport
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