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Nixon as his VP candidate?

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[Geezerette]

I'd vote for him ... even tho' he's ole enuff to be my gran-daddy!

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[rs79bm]

Wow .... finally someone I can look at and smile!!!

[buffyt]

I heard Maxine Waters call him From Sturmond today on RUSH and she said she has checked Trent Lott's history and he was saying the same thing back in 1948....Trent was only 7 then..... Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson Lee are SO alike. Lee thinks we went to Mars already... and she represents NASA area of Houston!!!!!

[My2Cents]

"a-course I'm happy ta see ya, but actually, that IS a gun in my pocket..."

[NYDave]

VP candidate? How about the old lady who wiles away her day sitting in a plastic chair in my little corner deli. The age is about right but, bbbrrrrrrrrrrr....., when I picked up my newspapers this morning, she had bandages all over her face. She'd be a good companion on a ticket with Strom.

I do give the guy credit, though. How many of us will make it to 100, even sire children at a late age?

[Physicist]

"Naa, yew ladies be keahful. Ain't nuthin' wuss fo' summun's repyootayshun than to be seen wit ol' Senatuh Thurmond. Lookit dat guy back deah. He used to be Muhjawty Leaduh, naa he's a greetuh like dey has at Wal-Mart."

[dfwgator]

Nixon as his VP candidate?

The new Dick. It's short and sweet, and everyone wants to see it.

[Paul Atreides]

"Did I ever tell you about the time I met Abe Lincoln?"

[Saundra Duffy]

Goin' out with a bang.

[TopQuark]

He is too young: FRD would be a more fresh choice.

[Balata]

"Hi girls. Come over here and set on my lap and I'll tell you a story about my top ten successful pick up line for chicks."

The Top 10 Strom Thurmond Holiday Pickup Lines by Strom Thurmond.

10. "Is that a banana in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? I'd really like to know. I can't feel below my neck."

9. "So, is it true that y'all can vote now?"

8. "So, Miss Smith, you were a topless dancer *and* a Playboy model? Did you know I am rich"

7. "Want a hit off this oxygen?"

6. "Am I in heaven? 'Cause you look like an angel. No, really -- am I dead yet?"

5. "If I said you had a nice body, would you give me one of your kidneys?"

4. "You make my heart skip a beat... and another... and another... uh-oh..."

3. "Ever date anyone who's 700 in dog years?"

2. "Baby, these sheets ain't just for wearin'."

and the Number 1 Strom Thurmond Pickup Line...

1. "If you come over to my house for Christmas dinner you can meet Senator Lott."

[Moose4]

Fear the Strominator T-1948.

"Ah'll be back now, y'heah, Miss Connah?"

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