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Stand up and say HELL YEAH!
Internet ^ | 3/9/03 | Anonomyous

Posted on 03/09/2003 5:06:51 PM PST by CroftonFreeper

Bet you stand up and say HELL YEAH! After ya read this.

If the man/woman who wrote this ran for PRESIDENT I would VOTE for him/her.

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.

The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try having things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should have to speak English!. My father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little ass' when necessary and say "NO.

"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And Please stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me french fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African-Americans"? I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

And if you don't like my point of view, tough shit. This is America, remember.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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Well, thought this was good for the most part. I didn't edit anything. I post you decide.
1 posted on 03/09/2003 5:06:51 PM PST by CroftonFreeper
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To: CroftonFreeper
That was written by a freeper, and has since propagated across the world, mutating as it spread. The history can be found here, and the original here.
2 posted on 03/09/2003 5:15:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Time to reread Kipling's "Danegeld." There will be a quiz.)
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To: CroftonFreeper
I am sick of "Political Correctness"

It is not "PC" it is neo-fascism. It is a blatant attack on free speech and free thought.

3 posted on 03/09/2003 5:19:12 PM PST by Mark Felton
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To: CroftonFreeper
The version I'm familiar with, the first line includes the phrase "big boobs." Which is quintessentially American.
4 posted on 03/09/2003 5:24:28 PM PST by homeagain balkansvet (I'm a 30-second bomb! I'm a 30-second bomb! 29!.... 28!....)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Ted Nugent is a freeper??
5 posted on 03/09/2003 5:30:57 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob (Dieses sieht wie ein Job nach Dringlichkeitshosen aus!)
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To: CroftonFreeper; Admin Moderator
Is this article unsourced?
Your source link does not work.
6 posted on 03/09/2003 5:39:38 PM PST by error99 ("I believe stupidity should hurt."...used by permission from null and void all copyrights apply...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Please...somebody make it stop!!!
7 posted on 03/09/2003 5:41:52 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: Tennessee_Bob
Ted Nugent didn't write this...bootyist monk, a freeper did.
8 posted on 03/09/2003 5:42:52 PM PST by pgkdan
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To: CroftonFreeper
Oh, Crofton. This one made the rounds about a year ago. It was often posted several times daily. It got so bad that posting it would get you flamed.
9 posted on 03/09/2003 5:46:42 PM PST by LibKill (VIOLENCE! The supreme authority from which all other authority is derived.)
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To: pgkdan
I thought it was Ted Nugent, George Carlin AND the Tourist guy.
10 posted on 03/09/2003 6:33:57 PM PST by SoDak
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To: CroftonFreeper
Sit down and moan "Oh no, not again!"
11 posted on 03/09/2003 6:44:16 PM PST by deaconblues
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To: CroftonFreeper
I post you decide.

If only it wasn't true.

12 posted on 03/09/2003 7:16:30 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: Cyber Liberty
You will be haunted by this forever and ever and ever and ever and ever..... this posting will be your worst nightmare!
13 posted on 03/09/2003 7:28:38 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: SoDak
I heard the tourist wrote it in the shower.
14 posted on 03/09/2003 7:29:03 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: CroftonFreeper

Hell Yeah!

15 posted on 03/09/2003 7:29:32 PM PST by CanisMajor2002 (Annoy a liberal...judge them by the content of their character)
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To: CroftonFreeper
Similar audio here:

http://fserv.citadelradio.com/users/000024/ordinary%20_joe_speech.mp3
16 posted on 03/09/2003 7:38:42 PM PST by TheBattman
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