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  • [CT Gov] Malloy: Christie a bully for closing the beaches

    07/07/2017 6:58:30 PM PDT · by ModernDayCato · 10 replies
    Danbuiry News Times (Hearst) ^ | 07/06/2017 | Neil Vigdor
    A political line has been drawn in the sand this summer, with the governors of Connecticut and New Jersey taking opposite sides on whether to keep state beaches open during a budget impasse — and throwing shade at each other. Connecticut still has no budget agreement, but Democrat Dannel P. Malloy signed an executive order last week to avert a government shutdown and keep state beaches and parks open for now. Contrast that with Republican Chris Christie, who basked in the sunshine with his family at a New Jersey state beach over the weekend that was closed to the public...
  • Neo-Nazi converts to Islam, kills roommates for not respecting religion

    05/28/2017 10:43:44 AM PDT · by jack_napier · 14 replies
    NY Daily News ^ | May 22, 2017 | CHRISTOPHER BRENNAN
    A Florida man killed his fellow neo-Nazi roommates after he converted to Islam and they did not respect his new faith, police said. Devon Arthurs led cops to the bodies of his former friends on Friday, but not before he also allegedly held two customers and an employee of Tampa’s Green Planet Smoke Shop hostage with a pistol before he surrendered. Jeremy Himmelman, 22, and Andrew Oneschuk, 18, were discovered dead of gunshot wounds to the upper body and head, police said. Arthurs said that he and the pair had “shared a common neo-Nazi belief,” but that he recently converted...
  • Beheading attire and sexy suicide vests? Satire of ISIS wives stirs anger and praise

    01/06/2017 9:00:49 AM PST · by bigbob · 18 replies
    Yahoo and Youtube ^ | 1-6-17 | Guy Faulconbridge and Ritvik Carvalho
    The wives of Islamic State fighters ponder what to wear at a beheading and assess how sexy they look in suicide vests in a BBC satire which has sparked both anger and praise for tackling the fate of women who travel to Syria to join the militants. In a clip from the BBC's "Revolting" TV comedy show, entitled "Real Housewives of ISIS" which aired on Tuesday, one "wife" of a militant fighter in Syria says: "It's only three days to the beheading and I've got no idea what to wear." "This is my sixth marriage - I have been widowed...
  • Dean Martin & Foster Brooks in 'The Pilot'

    12/21/2016 7:34:26 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 32 replies
    chonday ^ | 12/21/2016 | self
    Remember to drink conservatively and fly safely;)
  • Great parody Trump speech!

    07/19/2016 7:05:06 AM PDT · by HangUpNow · 34 replies
    youtube ^ | Mike Kaminski
    Mike Kaminski aka Comedian Michael Clive is known for the Most Authentic imitations in the World (like his 'Patton Speech'). In this great parody speech, Mike catches Trump at this best and worst. He Nukes 0bama's foreign policy & more! All the "Trumpisms" you love.
  • WATCH: Sen. Barbara Boxer Tries and Fails To Explain Catholicism To A Priest

    04/15/2016 11:05:02 AM PDT · by jazusamo · 54 replies ^ | April 15, 2016 | Christine Rousselle
    Sen. Barbara Boxer, who once dressed down a Army brigadier general who called her "ma'am," tried to shame a Catholic priest for not agreeing with Pope Francis on matters of climate change, which fall outside the magisterial authority of the Church. Watch the exchange here: 5 minute video: Unhinged: Senator Boxer ridicules 'philosopher', assails Catholic priest at Senate climate hearing The "Rev. Nelson" Boxer was referring to is a Methodist minister (and not a scientist!) who is ideologically aligned with herself on the issue of climate change. First, some basic Catholicism: the pope is not infallible unless he is...
  • HILARIOUS. Ted Cruz Wins More Louisiana Delegates Than Donald Trump

    03/25/2016 8:16:55 AM PDT · by GodGunsGuts · 153 replies
    Red State ^ | March 25, 2016
    Despite a daunting lead in the polls’ Donald Trump ekes out a narrow win in the popular vote and splits the delegates evenly with Ted Cruz, ten and ten: But the fight is not over. According to the Wall Street Journal (hidden behind a paywall) Ted Cruz now has at least ten more delegates from Louisiana than does Trump. Via Daily Caller: ...
  • Hilarious and Horrifying: Beck Uses Spaghetti to Demonstrate Just How Quickly Ebola Can Spread

    10/15/2014 6:46:15 PM PDT · by sheikdetailfeather · 10 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 10-15-2014 | Glenn Beck
    Glenn Beck on Wednesday used spaghetti and chocolate sauce to indicate just how quickly Ebola can spread. The segment was both hilarious (imagine Beck’s radio co-host, Stu Burguiere, pelting Beck with handfuls of spaghetti to simulate projectile vomiting), and horrifying when you saw just how exposed the health care workers reportedly were at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital. According to a statement by the co-president of National Nurses United, nurses who treated Thomas Eric Duncan — the man who flew from West Africa to Dallas with Ebola — had no real guidelines on how to deal with such an infectious disease,...
  • Hilarious SWA Flight attendant- In Mid Life Crisis MUST meet Ellen and Jimmy Fallon!!

    06/09/2014 3:40:35 PM PDT · by Nachum · 15 replies
    youtube ^ | Apr 12, 2014 | Marty SWA flight attendant Marty SWA flight attendant·
    Hilarious SWA flight attendant....wants to meet Ellen & Jimmy Fallon!!
  • Electric Car Owner Arrested For Stealing 5 Cents' Worth Of Power

    12/04/2013 8:19:49 PM PST · by rktman · 47 replies ^ | 12/4/2013 | Pranav Dixit and Jessica Hullinger
    There's no such thing as a free lunch, or free electricity. That's the lesson Kaveh Kamooneh, the owner of a Nissan Leaf electric car, is learning after spending 15 hours in jail for plugging his car into a public school's outlet without asking.
  • 7 reasons Obamacare may work(LOL)

    08/27/2013 5:37:26 AM PDT · by TurboZamboni · 6 replies
    pioneer press/Digital First Media ^ | 8-26-13 | Ryan Teague Beckwith
    Will Obamacare work? As the Obama administration gears up to launch state health insurance marketplaces on Oct. 1, questions remain about whether the law will work. Below, we take a look at seven reasons why the law could end up working. In a separate story, we'll look at reasons for pessimism. It doesn't matter whether 'Obamacare' is popular...
  • HILARIOUS: Glenn reads the unbelievable tweets of Trayon’s “classy” friend

    06/27/2013 9:21:27 PM PDT · by sheikdetailfeather · 57 replies
    Glenn Beck ^ | 6/27/13 | Glenn Beck
    This week launched the start of the George Zimmerman trial over the murder of Trayvon Martin. The prosecution arguing that ‘Georgia Zimmerman was fed up with “punks” getting awey with crime and shot 17-year-old Trayvon Martin “because he wanted to,” not because he had to. The defense is arguing that the killing was self-defense against a young man who was slamming Zimmerman’s head against the pavement. As the details unfold there were talks of a “star witness” taking the said for the prosecution. Well…yesterday she did. TheBlaze reports: “Rachel Jeantel, the 19-year-old woman who was on the phone with Trayvon...
  • BH Obama White Bronco Chase Getaway From Scandalpalooza

    05/15/2013 10:28:34 AM PDT · by greyfoxx39 · 25 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 2013 | soopermexican
    Hilarious...don't know how long the video will be available. Love the line, "Can they drive to Kenya on surface streets?"!
  • Hilarious and Brutal: Romney kills at the annual Alfred E. Smith Dinner

    10/18/2012 7:02:15 PM PDT · by sheikdetailfeather · 192 replies
    Fox News repost ^ | 10-18-2012
    Tonight was the annual Alfred E. Smith Dinner where the candidates take a humorous break from the campaign trail. But I gotta say, I was pleasantly surprised at how funny Romney was as he delivered line after line, mostly about the president. In fact he landed some pretty hard blows on the president, namely one where in using the Sesame Street reference he said that President Obama’s remarks “are brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 Trillion.” Ouch! And there’s a lot more where that came from. My bet is that even though it was all...
  • Homeland Security To Have Immigrant Exit Tracking System Ready Within ‘Weeks’

    I'm not even going to bother excerpting this article, it's so hilarious. They're worried about who is leaving because if they're heading back to Mexico then the Democrats are losing voters. Notice they're doing nothing to track those coming in, they want that, oh man, this is RICH !!!!
  • Introvert vs. Extroverts

    10/09/2011 5:33:23 AM PDT · by Dustoff45 · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/02/2011 | Doug Hertle
    Enjoy one person's view on the lifelong battle between the Introverts and the Extroverts.For sure this is a vanity post, but just a proud papa trying to share the great humor of his son.Introverts versus ExtrovertsYou too could have your own Squirt Gun of JusticeHave a couple of laughs on me
  • Romney serves up Perry's blooper reel (BOY is Mitt thin-skinned)

    10/19/2011 3:09:06 PM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 79 replies
    Washington Times ^ | Octobe 19, 2011 | by David Eldridge
    The Mitt Romney camp, which launched an anti-Rick Perry website,, on Tuesday, unveiled a new Web ad this afternoon that is, essentially, a collection of the Texas governor's worst moments from the GOP presidential debates he's participated in since joining the race in August. The Romney campaign announced the new video, titled "Ready to Lead?" on Facebook by asking followers "Do you think Governor Perry would be able to challenge President Obama in a debate?" The video includes footage from Mr. Perry's performance in Tuesday night's Las Vegas debate, which most observers agreed was the governor's strongest.
  • OUCH! The RNC's Hilarious Postcards From Obama's Island Vacay

    08/18/2011 11:17:34 AM PDT · by Nachum · 27 replies
    Business Insider ^ | 8/18/11 | Zeke Miller
    The Republican National Committee is up with a new website today poking fun at President Barack Obama's Martha's Vineyard vacation. Visitors can send postcards featuring Obama relaxing, with one-liners critical of his leadership of the economy.
  • We May be Headed to Hell in a Handbasket but at Least We’re Funny!

    06/10/2011 4:10:09 PM PDT · by Region Rat · 11 replies
    The Rat's Right. ^ | Region Rat
    Good News and Bad News First, the bad news: Nearly 80% of Americans believe the country is headed in the wrong direction, while roughly half of us think a second “Great Depression” is right around the corner. Hell, we’re in the middle of a malaise that would even make Jimmy Carter proud. The good news? We couldn’t be happier. That’s right folks; according to a new poll, America is the funniest country on the planet, which basically means we can find humor in anything. Like Congressman Anthony Weiner, for example – although, those jokes pretty much write themselves, don’t they?...
  • Wis. Dems: We Will Challenge GOP 'Racket' Of Recall Signatures-TPM

    04/21/2011 2:49:06 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 17 replies
    TPM ^ | April 21, 2011 | Kleefield
    Wisconsin Democrats, who have been waging a campaign to recall Republican state senators and take a majority back in the chamber, are now firing back at the Republican counter-campaigns to recall the Dems. On a conference call with reporters on Thursday morning, state Dem chair Mike Tate and attorney Jeremy Levinson predicted that they would able to successfully challenge the validity of much of the signature-gathering effort by Republicans -- which Tate repeatedly called a "racket." "At the heart of the Republican effort from the start was a mercenary spirit that naturally used deception and fraud to gain signatures," charged...