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  • Hilarious and Horrifying: Beck Uses Spaghetti to Demonstrate Just How Quickly Ebola Can Spread

    10/15/2014 6:46:15 PM PDT · by sheikdetailfeather · 10 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 10-15-2014 | Glenn Beck
    Glenn Beck on Wednesday used spaghetti and chocolate sauce to indicate just how quickly Ebola can spread. The segment was both hilarious (imagine Beck’s radio co-host, Stu Burguiere, pelting Beck with handfuls of spaghetti to simulate projectile vomiting), and horrifying when you saw just how exposed the health care workers reportedly were at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital. According to a statement by the co-president of National Nurses United, nurses who treated Thomas Eric Duncan — the man who flew from West Africa to Dallas with Ebola — had no real guidelines on how to deal with such an infectious disease,...
  • Hilarious SWA Flight attendant- In Mid Life Crisis MUST meet Ellen and Jimmy Fallon!!

    06/09/2014 3:40:35 PM PDT · by Nachum · 15 replies
    youtube ^ | Apr 12, 2014 | Marty SWA flight attendant Marty SWA flight attendant·
    Hilarious SWA flight attendant....wants to meet Ellen & Jimmy Fallon!!
  • Electric Car Owner Arrested For Stealing 5 Cents' Worth Of Power

    12/04/2013 8:19:49 PM PST · by rktman · 47 replies
    fastcompany.com ^ | 12/4/2013 | Pranav Dixit and Jessica Hullinger
    There's no such thing as a free lunch, or free electricity. That's the lesson Kaveh Kamooneh, the owner of a Nissan Leaf electric car, is learning after spending 15 hours in jail for plugging his car into a public school's outlet without asking.
  • 7 reasons Obamacare may work(LOL)

    08/27/2013 5:37:26 AM PDT · by TurboZamboni · 6 replies
    pioneer press/Digital First Media ^ | 8-26-13 | Ryan Teague Beckwith
    Will Obamacare work? As the Obama administration gears up to launch state health insurance marketplaces on Oct. 1, questions remain about whether the law will work. Below, we take a look at seven reasons why the law could end up working. In a separate story, we'll look at reasons for pessimism. It doesn't matter whether 'Obamacare' is popular...
  • HILARIOUS: Glenn reads the unbelievable tweets of Trayon’s “classy” friend

    06/27/2013 9:21:27 PM PDT · by sheikdetailfeather · 57 replies
    Glenn Beck ^ | 6/27/13 | Glenn Beck
    This week launched the start of the George Zimmerman trial over the murder of Trayvon Martin. The prosecution arguing that ‘Georgia Zimmerman was fed up with “punks” getting awey with crime and shot 17-year-old Trayvon Martin “because he wanted to,” not because he had to. The defense is arguing that the killing was self-defense against a young man who was slamming Zimmerman’s head against the pavement. As the details unfold there were talks of a “star witness” taking the said for the prosecution. Well…yesterday she did. TheBlaze reports: “Rachel Jeantel, the 19-year-old woman who was on the phone with Trayvon...
  • BH Obama White Bronco Chase Getaway From Scandalpalooza

    05/15/2013 10:28:34 AM PDT · by greyfoxx39 · 25 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 2013 | soopermexican
    Hilarious...don't know how long the video will be available. Love the line, "Can they drive to Kenya on surface streets?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oAl2VlF3OSw#!
  • Hilarious and Brutal: Romney kills at the annual Alfred E. Smith Dinner

    10/18/2012 7:02:15 PM PDT · by sheikdetailfeather · 192 replies
    Fox News repost ^ | 10-18-2012
    Tonight was the annual Alfred E. Smith Dinner where the candidates take a humorous break from the campaign trail. But I gotta say, I was pleasantly surprised at how funny Romney was as he delivered line after line, mostly about the president. In fact he landed some pretty hard blows on the president, namely one where in using the Sesame Street reference he said that President Obama’s remarks “are brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 Trillion.” Ouch! And there’s a lot more where that came from. My bet is that even though it was all...
  • Homeland Security To Have Immigrant Exit Tracking System Ready Within ‘Weeks’

    I'm not even going to bother excerpting this article, it's so hilarious. They're worried about who is leaving because if they're heading back to Mexico then the Democrats are losing voters. Notice they're doing nothing to track those coming in, they want that, oh man, this is RICH !!!!
  • Introvert vs. Extroverts

    10/09/2011 5:33:23 AM PDT · by Dustoff45 · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/02/2011 | Doug Hertle
    Enjoy one person's view on the lifelong battle between the Introverts and the Extroverts.For sure this is a vanity post, but just a proud papa trying to share the great humor of his son.Introverts versus ExtrovertsYou too could have your own Squirt Gun of JusticeHave a couple of laughs on me
  • Romney serves up Perry's blooper reel (BOY is Mitt thin-skinned)

    10/19/2011 3:09:06 PM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 79 replies
    Washington Times ^ | Octobe 19, 2011 | by David Eldridge
    The Mitt Romney camp, which launched an anti-Rick Perry website, careerpolitician.com, on Tuesday, unveiled a new Web ad this afternoon that is, essentially, a collection of the Texas governor's worst moments from the GOP presidential debates he's participated in since joining the race in August. The Romney campaign announced the new video, titled "Ready to Lead?" on Facebook by asking followers "Do you think Governor Perry would be able to challenge President Obama in a debate?" The video includes footage from Mr. Perry's performance in Tuesday night's Las Vegas debate, which most observers agreed was the governor's strongest.
  • OUCH! The RNC's Hilarious Postcards From Obama's Island Vacay

    08/18/2011 11:17:34 AM PDT · by Nachum · 27 replies
    Business Insider ^ | 8/18/11 | Zeke Miller
    The Republican National Committee is up with a new website today poking fun at President Barack Obama's Martha's Vineyard vacation. Visitors can send postcards featuring Obama relaxing, with one-liners critical of his leadership of the economy.
  • We May be Headed to Hell in a Handbasket but at Least We’re Funny!

    06/10/2011 4:10:09 PM PDT · by Region Rat · 11 replies
    The Rat's Right. ^ | Region Rat
    Good News and Bad News First, the bad news: Nearly 80% of Americans believe the country is headed in the wrong direction, while roughly half of us think a second “Great Depression” is right around the corner. Hell, we’re in the middle of a malaise that would even make Jimmy Carter proud. The good news? We couldn’t be happier. That’s right folks; according to a new poll, America is the funniest country on the planet, which basically means we can find humor in anything. Like Congressman Anthony Weiner, for example – although, those jokes pretty much write themselves, don’t they?...
  • Wis. Dems: We Will Challenge GOP 'Racket' Of Recall Signatures-TPM

    04/21/2011 2:49:06 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 17 replies
    TPM ^ | April 21, 2011 | Kleefield
    Wisconsin Democrats, who have been waging a campaign to recall Republican state senators and take a majority back in the chamber, are now firing back at the Republican counter-campaigns to recall the Dems. On a conference call with reporters on Thursday morning, state Dem chair Mike Tate and attorney Jeremy Levinson predicted that they would able to successfully challenge the validity of much of the signature-gathering effort by Republicans -- which Tate repeatedly called a "racket." "At the heart of the Republican effort from the start was a mercenary spirit that naturally used deception and fraud to gain signatures," charged...
  • Wedding Royale: Kate Middleton’s name game

    04/06/2011 9:13:52 AM PDT · by Jemian · 12 replies
    Yahoo and ABC News ^ | April 6, 2011 | Joao Costa
    The bride-to-be is getting a new title, but what will be her last name? The latest installment of the ABC News-Yahoo! News "Wedding Royale" video series looks at Kate Middleton's name after marriage.Click this link for the video.
  • Won't You Come Home, Pat Bauer (Indiana Fleebaggers Humor)

    03/01/2011 10:34:24 AM PST · by tcrlaf · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | 3-1-11 | TCRLAF
    A hilarious video made from Indiana's Aiming Higher PAC radio commercial airing today across the State, urging the Democrat Fleebaggers to return home. Kudos to whoever made this!!
  • Anti-Gun Senator Shoots Intruder

    12/15/2010 1:26:50 AM PST · by Bon mots · 92 replies
    Before It's News ^ | December 14, 2010 | Barracuda
    Long time Anti-Gun Advocate State Senator R.C. Soles, 74, shot one of two intruders at his home just outside Tabor City , N.C. about 5 p.m. Sunday, the prosecutor for the politician's home county said. The intruder, Kyle Blackburn, was taken to a South Carolina hospital, but the injuries were not reported to be life-threatening, according to Rex Gore, district attorney for Columbus, Bladen andBrunswick counties.. >>>More...
  • KOS HIMSELF-Obama's Chamberlain Impersonation Fuels New Progressive Uprising (Vanity)

    12/07/2010 11:09:45 AM PST · by tcrlaf · 54 replies
    TCRLAF | 12-7-10 | TCRLAF
    Mark Mousilitas, Owner of Daily Kos, posted this screed on DAILY KOS about 30 minutes ago. Even the crazy nutroots are getting it now!! Join me in revelling as the insane realize what a failure Obama has been!! "Summer of 2009, Democratic lawmakers were swarmed by phone callers and town hall attendees by the then-nascent teabagger movement, furious at the creeping socialism of a government-run health insurance option. You see, Republicans were so worried that the government-run program would be so efficient, effective, and affordable that it would drive the private insurers out of business. And their teabagger allies rose...
  • I'm series, this is a funny video!!

    07/30/2010 10:20:02 AM PDT · by cowboyway · 36 replies · 2+ views
  • Obama Oval Office picture updated

    06/24/2010 9:26:42 AM PDT · by dead · 95 replies · 5+ views
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  • Surprise SC (Dem, Of Course) Senate Candidate has (Felony Obscenity))charge pending

    06/09/2010 11:34:55 AM PDT · by tcrlaf · 35 replies · 229+ views
    TPM ^ | Jun 9,10 | MEG KINNARD
    South Carolina's surprise Democratic nominee to challenge U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint is facing a pending felony charge. Court records show 32-year-old Alvin Greene was arrested in November and charged with showing obscene Internet photos to a University of South Carolina student. The felony charge carries up to five years in prison. Greene said he had no comment when asked about the charge Wednesday and hung up on a reporter. The unemployed veteran posted bond after his arrest. He has yet to enter a plea or be indicted. Records indicate Greene showed photos to a woman and talked about going to...
  • Baffled by Health Plan? (OOPSY! Obamacare Inadvertantly ENDS Congress Healthcare!)

    04/12/2010 7:15:10 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 51 replies · 2,902+ views
    WASHINGTON — It is often said that the new health care law will affect almost every American in some way. And, perhaps fittingly if unintentionally, no one may be more affected than members of Congress themselves. In a new report, the Congressional Research Service says the law may have significant unintended consequences for the “personal health insurance coverage” of senators, representatives and their staff members. For example, it says, the law may “remove members of Congress and Congressional staff” from their current coverage, in the Federal Employees Health Benefits Program, before any alternatives are available.
  • Flathead Valley Police Blotter - Too Many Bunnies and a Strange Red Light

    10/15/2009 8:21:34 PM PDT · by conservativeauditor · 6 replies · 510+ views
    FLATHEAD BEACON ^ | 15 October 2009 | Flathead County Sheriff
    8:46 a.m. A resident of Shadow Lane complains that her husband forged her signature to sell a vehicle. 9:42 a.m. According to a concerned caller, someone in Evergreen has been hoarding a large number of pet rabbits at their residence. Authorities will be investigating the claim. 11:50 a.m. A large Malamute ran at large on Whitefish Stage Road. The pooch was taken to the shelter. 1:28 p.m. The Montana Highway Patrol handled a number of cows that had wandered onto Highway 2. 1:30 p.m. Someone on Highway 93 south wanted to know if she could still press charges on an...
  • Are you watching "Breaking News" in the sidebar? Go Mods!

    10/09/2009 9:42:21 AM PDT · by greyfoxx39 · 65 replies · 2,202+ views
    Vanity
    Breaking News (News/Activism) FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3) BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news) BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show! BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol" BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics! Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010 Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!! Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!! Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500! BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season...
  • French military test fires anti-tank missile [Great Video]

    09/19/2009 8:25:39 PM PDT · by MindBender26 · 20 replies · 2,459+ views
    French Army Fools Test New Anti-Tank Missile. Great Video. Click link.
  • The Skit Guys - How not to witness

    09/15/2009 6:48:42 AM PDT · by MsLady · 509+ views
    youtube ^ | august 4, 2007 | The Skit Guys
  • Drudge..REPORT: Unemployment Among Blacks In New York City Increases 4X Faster Than For Whites...

    07/12/2009 7:36:02 PM PDT · by waus · 30 replies · 1,687+ views
    Drudge ^ | 7-12-09 | waus
    Developing...How's that change working out for you? LOL!!
  • I LOVE.....SCROOGLE...the search program

    02/18/2009 6:44:23 PM PST · by goodnesswins · 23 replies · 1,273+ views
    Scroogle ^ | 2/18/09 | me
    THIS search engine is the BEST....it has hilarious pages, without ads, and MUCH less INTRUSIVE in your Computer life....TRY it...You'll LOVE it. (NO, I do not work for them.)
  • AP: Tim Kaine To Take Over As DNC Chairman

    01/05/2009 2:21:18 AM PST · by F15Eagle · 9 replies · 493+ views
    CBSNews.Com ^ | WASHINGTON, Jan. 5, 2009 | AP
    (AP) Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine is set to become the next chairman of the Democratic Party. Two Democratic officials said Sunday that President-elect Barack Obama has chosen the governor to take over the Democratic National Committee. The officials spoke to The Associated Press on a condition of anonymity because the decision had not yet been officially announced.
  • Video: SUV Owner Strikes Back and Tows a Tow Truck

    12/10/2008 5:51:37 AM PST · by MyTwoCopperCoins · 14 replies · 810+ views
    Gizmodo ^ | 10 December 2008 | Gizmodo
    Standing by while your car gets towed is terrible. This Shangainese Chevy owner used its car's remaining two wheels to counterattack. Note to Chinese tow companies: either get heavier trucks or remember to take them out of neutral. [Chinasmack] WATCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlLC1Iy1UkE
  • Take that, Tina: Palin Wants To Spoof Her Spoofer! (Sarah On Saturday Night Live?)

    10/06/2008 4:37:30 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 20 replies · 1,358+ views
    Chicago Sun-Times ^ | 10-06-08 | BILL ZWECKER
    It's looking more and more likely that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will appear on ''Saturday Night Live'' -- to have some fun with Tina Fey. As the comedian's impressions of the GOP vice presidential candidate draw laughs from Republicans and Democrats alike, a top honcho from the John McCain campaign tells me there's a debate going on about how to respond. Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the "SNL" routines on the campaign trail -- as when she scribbled "I'm not Tina Fey" on a supporter's cell phone and said she'd dressed as Fey on Halloween....
  • Angry Jounalists vent frustrations to the World

    04/02/2008 3:31:08 AM PDT · by Shirerwasright · 11 replies · 157+ views
    Breitbart ^ | 1 April 2008 | Breitbart
    They're angry at their demanding editors. They're angry about the mushrooming workload in shrinking newsrooms. They're even angry about other angry journalists. But these angry journalists are happy they can now vent their frustrations to the rest of the world, courtesy of angryjournalist.com, a sort of online complaint board allowing ink-stained wretches to gripe anonymously. Ironically, their anger is partly fueled by the Internet, which has forced newspapers and television networks to reinvent themselves with painful consequences for their staffs. There's the veterans complaining about newsrooms stretched thin by executives requiring reporters to produce stories for old and new media....
  • Northern Border Problems (Humor)

    12/04/2007 6:23:32 PM PST · by Judith Anne · 10 replies · 125+ views
    email ^ | 12-4-07 | unknown
    From the Manitoba Herald (a very underground paper):* The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada Has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to Stop the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among Left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree With Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of Sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their Fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood Producer huddled...
  • Caption the leftists at this NYC "Fall Out For Peace" surrender-fest

    11/07/2007 9:39:19 AM PST · by redstates4ever · 39 replies · 1,524+ views
    Flickr Photos ^ | 11/01/07 | Kate Ann
    t-shirt reads: "Our new weapon in the war against terrorism" - a peace sign(!)Sweatshirt reads "War is not the answer". (I guess, by the looks of it, Krispy Kremes are?)
  • Tampa Bay Lightning @ Washington Capitals Live Thread

    10/24/2007 3:34:28 PM PDT · by TheRedSoxWinThePennant · 22 replies · 183+ views
    THEREDSOXWINTHEPENNANT | TODAY | THEREDSOXWINTHEPENNANT
    This promises to be an awesome game. Although I will be glued to the TV, I will try to keep all you freepers updated
  • **Liberals Beware: Coulter's Latest Book Is Offensive... and Hilarious!**

    10/02/2007 12:49:56 PM PDT · by Syncro · 23 replies · 128+ views
    Townhall ^ | October 2, 2007 | Lisa De Pasquale
    Liberals Beware: Coulter's Latest Book Is Offensive... and Hilarious!By Lisa De PasqualeTuesday, October 2, 2007 Send an email to Lisa De Pasquale Email It Take Action Read Article & Comments (60) Trackbacks Post Your Comments Best-selling author Ann Coulter has been reducing liberals to "sputtering rage" for nearly a decade. During that time, the Left has hopefully, but inaccurately, declared the end of her career more a dozen times. In Coulter's new book, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, she writes, "Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts,' is the...
  • Joseph Biden in the Running for VP According to Biden

    08/02/2007 8:28:52 AM PDT · by kruelio · 57 replies · 1,485+ views
    Eye witness
    A coworker of mine was at New York Penn Station on Tuesday night at 8:45 PM waiting on a train to New Jersey after arriving from Boston. As this person was looking at the departure board in the concourse, there stood Joe Biden, on the phone, with a blonde haired woman next to him. "I just spoke to Hillary. Yeah, I'm in the top 3 for VP." Biden then looked over at my coworker and said, "I'll call you back in a minute when I'm not in public," and then made a bee-line for the platform of the departing DC...
  • Philippine jailhouse rocks to Thriller

    07/28/2007 4:22:53 AM PDT · by AKSurprise · 15 replies · 1,247+ views
    BBC News ^ | 07/26/07 | BBC News
    VIDEO:Inmates performanceAn unusual physical fitness regime at a jail in the Philippines has attracted worldwide attention on the video sharing website, YouTube. A clip of hundreds of prisoners in orange uniforms dancing to Michael Jackson's song Thriller has been watched more than 1.3 million times. The routine is the brainchild of Byron Garcia, a security consultant for the Cebu provincial government. He said it had helped "drastically" improve inmate behaviour. And two former inmates have since become dancers. 'Discipline in action' The dancing is compulsory for all 1,600 inmates at the prison in the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Centre,...
  • Truck takes man in wheelchair on a wild ride

    06/07/2007 6:27:05 AM PDT · by Greystoke · 12 replies · 474+ views
    CNN.COM ^ | June 7, 2007 | AP
    A man was taken on a wild ride when his wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was accidentally pushed down a highway for four miles at about 50 mph, authorities said.
  • U.N. Team Still Looks for Iraq's WMD

    06/02/2007 6:50:58 AM PDT · by HawaiianGecko · 20 replies · 904+ views
    The Washington Post ^ | 6/2/2007 | Colum Lynch
    UNITED NATIONS -- More than four years after the fall of Baghdad, the United Nations is spending millions of dollars in Iraqi oil money to continue the hunt for Saddam Hussein's alleged weapons of mass destruction. ... ... "Look, Iraq is not Denmark," he said. "They've made botulin, anthrax, VX, sarin; they've made the whole spectrum of horrifying items, and they've used them. We don't know how things are going to develop in the region, and we want to be sure there are some controls." ... ...The United States and Britain have recently mounted a concerted push to shut...
  • "Shut Up, America!" -- Pat Paulsen, 1988 -- Still Rings True!

    02/19/2007 7:43:58 AM PST · by JennysCool · 8 replies · 324+ views
    YouTube ^ | 1988 | Pat Paulsen
    I posted this link on another thread, then decided this hilarious video deserved a thread of its own. Seems NOTHING has changed in almost 20 years. Great stuff.
  • Mr. Way Too Liberal For Texas Guy

    10/30/2006 6:54:07 PM PST · by AlaninSA · 51 replies · 2,121+ views
    www.rickperry.org ^ | Unknown | RickPerry.org
    Click, play and laugh...Rick Perry's ad lampooning "Real Men of Genius" - and nailing Chris Bell (Democrat for Gov candidate). It's laugh-out-loud funny.
  • Republican Ad Shocks Some in Tennessee

    10/26/2006 11:18:39 AM PDT · by radar101 · 57 replies · 1,859+ views
    NPR ^ | 26 OCT 2006 | NPR
    The Republican National Committee provided the money for a television advertisement running in Tennessee that Some say plays to racist fears. Jennifer Peebles, the political editor at the Tennessean newspaper in Nashville, speaks with Susan Stamberg about the ad. All Things Considered, October 25, 2006 · The election is less than two weeks away in a year when control of the House and Senate is at stake. One campaign tool that gets rolled out every election year at this time is the shocking campaign ad, and this year is no different. Just when you think you've seen it all, political...
  • Shopping at Wal Mart

    10/09/2006 6:33:45 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 55 replies · 1,386+ views
    From email send by daughter | October 9, 2006 | I have no idea
    Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to the Mrs. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr....
  • White House gates shut to 'Kazakh reporter' comic

    09/29/2006 7:39:59 AM PDT · by DCBryan1 · 37 replies · 1,329+ views
    Reuters ^ | September 29, 2006 | Andy Sullivan
    White House gates shut to 'Kazakh reporter' comic Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:46am ET Borat goes to Washington:PLAY VIDEOBy Andy Sullivan WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Borat, the fictional TV reporter from Kazakhstan, may have gotten under the skin of Kazakh officials but on Thursday he couldn't get past the gates of the White House. Secret Service agents turned away British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as the boorish, anti-Semitic journalist, when he tried to invite "Premier George Walter Bush" to a screening of his upcoming movie, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." Also invited...
  • 'Jackass' Boys Deliver Winner in Debut

    09/24/2006 1:36:01 PM PDT · by Mr. Blonde · 3 replies · 308+ views
    yahoo movies ^ | sept. 24
    Johnny Knoxville and his pals pulled another prank on Hollywood as their sequel of crazy stunts, "Jackass Number Two," beat a rush of serious movies to take the top spot at the weekend box office. Paramount's "Jackass Number Two" debuted with $28.1 million, with Focus Features' "Jet Li's Fearless," featuring the martial-arts master in a saga set in China a century ago, opening in second place with $10.6 million, according to studio estimates Sunday. The weekend's other new wide releases debuted weakly, with MGM's World War I tale "Flyboys" opening at No. 4 with $6 million and Sean Penn's political...
  • Hilarious Stephen Colbert interview of Eleanor Holmes Norton

    07/29/2006 10:13:08 PM PDT · by Defiant · 31 replies · 4,836+ views
    Comedy Central, via YouTube ^ | 7/29/2006 | Stephen Colbert
    This is really funny stuff. I don't think Eleanor is playing along, I think she really is getting angry during this interview. Either way, it is very entertaining. Here's the link: Colbert Interview
  • Treat me like I'm black, sez Teddy's son

    06/06/2006 8:16:38 AM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 125 replies · 4,328+ views
    New York Daily News ^ | June 6, 2006 | MICHAEL McAULIFF and CORKY SIEMASZKO
    Fresh from rehab, Rep. Patrick Kennedy said yesterday he wants to be treated like an African-American from Washington if and when he gets charged for crashing his car on Capitol Hill. Denying that he was drunk and or that he asked the Capitol Police for preferential treatment, Kennedy, a Rhode Island congressman, said he's prepared "in terms of bookings, in terms of mug shots, fingerprints, whatever they might have me do." "It's what anyone else would have done to them if they were an African-American in Anacostia," Kennedy said in a shaky voice, referring to the mostly minority neighborhood in...
  • In a 5-4 ruling last week, the justices of the Supreme Court determined...

    06/28/2005 9:26:29 PM PDT · by SonOfTheRepublic · 14 replies · 551+ views
    6-28-2005 | Son Of The Republic
    Supreme court justices give their okie dokie to commercial land developers to sieze their homes and property and turn them into sprawling malls and bus stops.
  • Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail

    06/15/2005 12:03:10 PM PDT · by Bluegrass Conservative · 171 replies · 3,176+ views
    WTAE-TV ^ | June 15, 2005 | WTAE-TV
    Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex. Ryan Park, 22, of Waterboro, Maine, is accused of grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her after she rejected his offer last month. Park has been charged with assault and is due in Keene District Court on June 28.
  • Chappelle's home (Tuesday at 9 he returns!)

    05/29/2005 6:37:11 AM PDT · by ConservativeMan55 · 21 replies · 827+ views
    The Herald ^ | Posted on Fri, May. 27, 2005 | Matt Labov
    Chappelle's home After a brief South African ''spiritual retreat,'' comedian Dave Chappelle is back at his part-time home in Yellow Springs, Ohio, reports TV Guide Online. Fans feared Chappelle had checked into a mental facility earlier this month when news circulated he'd halted his hit Chappelle's Show to seek medical help in Africa. But the funnyman insisted he was just ''stressed out'' and needed a break. Now, Chappelle has returned to his hometown, but his agent Matt Labov insists there's still no signs that he'll return to making his show and he has been told not to book any live...