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  • Scot Squad - Police apologizes

    04/05/2024 12:02:25 PM PDT · by Robert DeLong · 2 replies
    Youtube ^ | Jan 13, 2021 | VHSfx
    This is a hilarious video of a supposedly Scottish Cop who introduces people to only then offers an apology for the use of politically incorrect trigger words. 🤣 It's over 3 years old, but perhaps you are like me & have never seen it. It's obviously a skit, but very funny & creative. 🤣 Oh, how I long for a return to good humor.
  • Blazing Saddles at 50: the button-pushing spoof that could never get made today.

    02/07/2024 2:23:42 PM PST · by Carriage Hill · 76 replies
    The Guardian ^ | 2.07.2024 | Scott Tobias
    Though it rarely gets mentioned in the same breath as The Wild Bunch, McCabe and Mrs Miller and the wave of revisionist westerns that came out of Hollywood in the late 60s and early 70s, Mel Brooks’s Blazing Saddles doesn’t need any artfully hazy Vilmos Zsigmond cinematography to upend Old West mythology. True, it is a comedy where a horse gets cold-cocked, a Native American chief (one of three characters played by Brooks) speaks Yiddish and Count Basie’s orchestra makes an appearance on the plains. Yet from the opening sequence, where Chinese immigrants and recently freed Black slaves work under...
  • San Francisco reparations office on hold due to budget cuts

    12/16/2023 8:53:38 PM PST · by SeekAndFind · 23 replies
    San Francisco Examiner ^ | 12/16/2023 | Adam Shanks
    San Francisco’s first-ever Office of Reparations is among the programs gutted by Mayor London Breed’s budget cuts. Funding for the office, which was set to launch this year, was erased as part of Breed’s $75 million cuts to the The City budget in preparation for a major deficit in 2024. Though it’s just one of several planned programs that will no longer be funded, the Office of Reparations is noteworthy because its establishment came after a widely followed, yearslong process that ended in accepting a reparations plan. The decision to pull back funding comes after Supervisor Shamann Walton fought to...
  • Ron DeSantis' team was going after Nikki Haley. They turned on each other instead.

    11/21/2023 12:09:41 PM PST · by backpacker_c · 50 replies
    nbcnews ^ | Nov 21, 2023 | D Burns, M Dixon, N Korecki, J Allen
    Leaders of Ron DeSantis' Never Back Down super PAC met privately last Tuesday to hash out a strategy for fighting Nikki Haley's rise. Instead, two of them nearly came to blows with each other. The infighting represents an escalation in the long-running war between Never Back Down's professional political operatives and DeSantis’ Tallahassee-based inner circle over who is to blame for the governor’s failure to compete effectively with frontrunner Donald Trump for the Republican nomination. And, after tempers flared at last week's meeting, three close DeSantis allies — David Dewhirst, Jeff Aaron and Scott Ross — launched a second super...
  • Video: Israeli volunteer soldiers perform a TikTok dance in their uniforms(Hawt...Double Tap)

    10/22/2023 4:15:51 PM PDT · by Vendome · 68 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 21 Oct 2023 | Nick Fagge
    EXCLUSIVE The air hostess, the trainee vet and the restaurant manager dreaming of running her own brasserie in London who are among the thousands of Israeli volunteer soldiers poised for battle with Hamas in GazaAn air hostess and a research scientist are among the hundreds of thousands of volunteer soldiers who are braced for Israel's battle with Hamas fanatics in Gazahttps://youtu.be/fsR4jCAFfq8
  • I’m done with the rhetoric. It's time for action.I will be the president to finally END the invasion at the southern border.

    09/16/2023 5:25:22 PM PDT · by conservative98 · 105 replies
    X.com ^ | 9.16.23 | Ron DeSantis
    I’m done with the rhetoric. It's time for action.I will be the president to finally END the invasion at the southern border.Thanks to @joniernst for attending our event in Montgomery County where I outline the way to end the crisis once and for all.Here’s how: pic.twitter.com/dW8a3HOYAQ— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) September 16, 2023
  • Tyrus: This is uncomfortable (chimp doctor gives medical advice)

    06/20/2022 4:16:28 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 15 replies
    FNC ^ | 17/6/22 | Greg Gutfeld
    ‘Gutfeld!’ guests react to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention raising the monkeypox alert to level two after its handling of coronavirus.
  • Pentagon confirms Ukraine DID hit Putin's flagship Moskva with two Neptune missiles after Moscow claimed explosion was caused by a fire on board as bodies of almost 1,000 civilians are found near Kyiv

    04/15/2022 2:52:57 PM PDT · by Zhang Fei · 142 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | Published: 16:23 EDT, 15 April 2022 | Updated: 16:27 EDT, 15 April 2022 | Rob Crilly, Senior U.S. Political Reporter and Chris Pleasance For Dailymail.com
    The United States now believes that the Russian guided-missile cruiser Moskva, the flagship of President Vladimir Putin's Black Sea fleet, was hit by two Ukrainian missiles before sinking, according to a senior U.S. official. The official told reporters on Friday that the vessel had been hit by Neptune anti-ship missiles. Russia claimed that she sank when being towed in stormy seas after a fire triggered explosions in an ammunition store. But the official's account backs Ukraine's Operational Command South which claimed that the Moskva began to sink after being hit by Neptune missiles. Mykhailo Samus, director of a Lviv-based military...
  • Why I'm optimistic that Biden is leading America in this moment

    03/01/2022 7:54:31 PM PST · by millenial4freedom · 36 replies
    03/1/2022 | Me
    After watching tonight's SOTU, I'm optimistic about America with Biden leading our country. Here is my reasoning:1) Our roads and infrastructure is outdated. Our highways are racist and sexist and need to be fixed. Plus, I don't like potholes. My beloved Biden wants to re-build them.2) Vladimir Putin seems mean and evil. He invaded Ukraine. My beloved Biden said that Putin needs to be held accountable. I know this will frighten Putin.3) Inflation is ravaging our country. My beloved Biden wants to lower the costs of everything. He said childcare is too expensive. I agree. He said insulin is too...
  • LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!

    02/13/2022 10:56:17 AM PST · by PROCON · 170 replies
    Unknown | Random E-Mail | Feb. 13, 2022 | Vanity
    (This thread used to appear periodically over the years and here it is again, original thread posted in comments)OK LADIES - LEARN THE RULES!!!!!!The Rules developed by National Fairness to Men Organization. This time like the "United States Constitution" these rules are developed by Men. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules for all women to live by! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!Rules for Women to Live By1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,...
  • Official U.K. Lab Report confirms Covid-19 Vaccines definitely contain Graphene Oxide

    02/13/2022 2:48:39 PM PST · by ransomnote · 67 replies
    dailyexpose.uk ^ | FEBRUARY 13, 2022 | PATRICIA HARRITY
    The Covid-19 vaccines have been forensically examined in the United Kingdom and a laboratory report confirms they contain graphene nanomaterials that can penetrate the body’s natural barriers and damage the central nervous system, and Graphene Oxide which can damage internal organs, destroy blood health, trigger cancer, and cause changes in gene function among a host of other ill effects.Following her own experience with patients who had suffered apparent vaccine injury and adverse reactions, a British Medical Practitioner came forward in December 2021 offering to assist in an investigation to ascertain whether the results discovered by Dr’s Noack and Campra could...
  • FAUCI: “We had a collaboration with some Chinese Commu... uh, Chinese Scientists.

    01/04/2022 10:06:14 AM PST · by Conservat1 · 22 replies
    G.B.D. on twitter ^ | Jan 3, 2022
    ”FAUCI: “We had a collaboration with some Chinese Commu... uh, Chinese Scientists.pic.twitter.com/GNs1GS0QDb— Suburban Black Man 🇺🇸 (@goodblackdude) January 3, 2022
  • DR. ANDREAS NOACK | NANO RAZOR BLADES FOUND IN THE VAX | FOUND DEAD AFTER PUBLICATION [transcript and 19 min video)

    12/02/2021 6:30:05 PM PST · by ransomnote · 41 replies
    bitchute.com ^ | Nov 25, 2021 | Dr. Andreas Noack, Translated by Stefan Reich
    [H/T another FReeper]ransomnote: First one minute of the video is an introduction by the Bitchute Channel PeppiDiCapri. The presentation is in German with English subtitles.Dr. Andreas Noack : "There is a professor from the University of Almeira, Professor Dr. Pablo Campra.He studied the vaccines for the presence of graphene oxide using Micro-Raman Spectroscopy.It is the study of frequencies.There are frequency bands.Two of those bands are important.They show that it is not graphene oxide, but rather graphen hydroxide.I would like to explain what this graphene hydroxide is.It is mono-layer activated carbon.There are C6 rings.He found it in all samples.Every Corner is...
  • Facebook apologizes after its AI put ‘primates’ label on video about black men

    09/04/2021 5:20:05 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 32 replies
    RT ^ | 9-4-21 | RT
    The video, uploaded by UK tabloid the Daily Mail in June 2020, contained clips of two separate incidents in the US – one of a group of black men arguing with a white individual on a road in Connecticut, and one of several black men arguing with white police officers in Indiana before getting detained. According to The New York Times, Groves posted the screenshot in question to a product feedback forum for current and former Facebook employees. A product manager then called the recommendation “unacceptable” and promised to investigate the incident. Last year, Facebook formed a team at Instagram...
  • M 4.5 - 3 km SE of Aromas, California(Earthquake)

    01/16/2021 8:07:38 PM PST · by Vendome · 17 replies
    Vanity ^ | 1-16-2020 | Vendome
    Don't normally post about earthquakes but, just had a nice one. I was laughing my butt off. Kind of gentle roll 4-5 seconds And now, back to our regular programming
  • Pompeo voices confidence U.S. vote count will lead to 'second Trump administration'(Hilarious response and Epic Bitch Slap)

    11/10/2020 12:25:47 PM PST · by Vendome · 32 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | 11/10/2020 | Humeyra Pamuk
    "There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration," Pompeo told a State Department news conference. He later sought to assure the world that America's post-election transition would be successful.
  • Renowned climate change scientist dead after falling into crevasse in Greenland

    08/12/2020 9:21:56 PM PDT · by BenLurkin · 45 replies
    N Y Post ^ | August 12, 2020 | Tamar Lapin
    Konrad Steffen, director of the Swiss Federal Institute for Forest, Snow and Landscape Research (WSL), was working near Ilulissat on Saturday when he was reported missing, police said. A rescue operation was launched, but ultimately abandoned without the 68-year-old researcher’s body being found. “We have found signs that the person fell through a crack in the glacier,” police spokesman Brian Thomsen told local newspaper Sermitsiaq. “An accident has probably occurred and it is highly probable that the person in question has passed away,” Thomsen added. Fellow scientist Kathy Riklin said it seemed a snow bridge had collapsed under Steffen, causing...
  • Tom Cruise 2020(parody)

    07/06/2020 10:49:33 AM PDT · by Vendome · 22 replies
    Youtube ^ | Aug 13, 2019 | Miles Fisher
    TOM CRUISE 2020 - Presidential Campaign Announcement Parody by actor and coffee business owner Miles Fisher Hilarious!
  • ‘OMG: GQ issues one hell of a correction to article about Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman

    11/22/2019 6:57:50 PM PST · by Swordmaker · 21 replies
    GQ ^ | November 22, 2019
    There’s been a lot of talk about impeachment hearing witness Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, but we must admit, the news that he was wounded by an IUD was a genuinely shocking revelation. Wait, what? Link to Twitter Thread. The article was originally posted on October 29. No idea when the correction actually went out, but it’s good that someone got to it eventually.
  • Mueller didn't charge Trump — but his report is a brutal indictment

    04/19/2019 10:09:06 AM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 54 replies
    MSN ^ | April 19, 2019 | Jonathan Allen, NBC News
    President Donald Trump has evaded criminal charges — but special counsel Robert Mueller’s report is a brutal indictment of his campaign and his presidency. The first volume of the two-part, 448-page report details how Trump and his allies solicited, encouraged, accepted and benefited from the assistance provided by America's most storied foreign adversary as part of a multi-front assault on American democracy. The other lays out comprehensive evidence that the president may have obstructed justice through what Mueller described as a "pattern of conduct" that included firing FBI Director Jim Comey, trying to remove Mueller, publicly praising and condemning witnesses,...