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  • Your Rights or Results: You Choose!

    02/27/2008 3:35:09 PM PST · by Bear Brooks · 2 replies · 309+ views
    www.bearbrooks.com ^ | 2/26/2008 | Bear Brooks
    You cannot have it both ways! Every year in America, this “both ways” mentality gets worse and worse. Somewhere along the line Americans started thinking that we could have all of our rights and freedoms and have expedient justice and results at the same time. Well, I have to tell you: YOU CANNOT. There is a blend of the two that must be championed if we are going to continue being a successful country. The mortgage crisis of late is one of the great disasters caused by this “have it both ways” mentality. The government was constantly pressured by citizens...
  • Suicide Voter Part Deux: why Republicans MUST lose this election for the party to survive

    02/21/2008 3:57:21 PM PST · by rightwingcpa · 39 replies · 428+ views
    His Crazy Brain | February 21, 2008 | RightWingCPA
    First let me give you my background. I am a 25 year old protestant conservative in Los Angeles (whatever, my vote won't count anyway). UCLA graduate in Economics, currently in Finance. I am very passionate about economics, and am very involved in the financial markets. I would like to think I am good at making financial predictions. It is believed that the US economy will head in to a recession (if not already). I believe that there is a high probability that we are headed to a complete meltdown in the financial markets and neither the government nor the Fed...
  • Judge dismisses sexual harassment charges against 2 Ore. teens

    08/20/2007 11:32:16 AM PDT · by rednesss · 204 replies · 2,984+ views
    KGW.com ^ | 8-20-07 | WILLIAM McCALL
    Judge dismisses sexual harassment charges against 2 Ore. teens 08/20/2007 By WILLIAM McCALL / Associated Press Two 13-year-old boys accused of slapping girls' bottoms and poking or cupping girls' breasts at school apologized on Monday as a judge dismissed charges against the two, ending a six-month case that drew national attention. The charges triggered a debate over whether such behavior in school should be considered criminal. Four girls listed as victims by the prosecutors had asked the judge to drop the charges against Cory Mashburn and Ryan Cornelison. Yamhill County Judge John Collins did so on Monday, saying it was...
  • QUESTIONS THAT WON'T BE ASKED ABOUT IRAQ

    07/19/2007 3:42:03 PM PDT · by SJackson · 13 replies · 799+ views
    House.gov ^ | 7-19-07
    Congressman Ron Paul U.S. House of Representatives September 10, 2002 QUESTIONS THAT WON'T BE ASKED ABOUT IRAQ Soon we hope to have hearings on the pending war with Iraq. I am concerned there are some questions that won’t be asked- and maybe will not even be allowed to be asked. Here are some questions I would like answered by those who are urging us to start this war. 1. Is it not true that the reason we did not bomb the Soviet Union at the height of the Cold War was because we knew they could retaliate? 2. Is it...
  • Leaders In Defeat **Harry Reid**

    06/15/2007 6:39:42 AM PDT · by Kitten Festival · 17 replies · 769+ views
    IBD Editorials ^ | 14 June 2007 | Staff
    Politics: When Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid calls America's top brass "incompetent," one wonders if he's not really using what psychologists call "projection" — attributing to others what you most fear about yourself. 'Incompetent" is how Reid, talking to liberal bloggers on Tuesday, described outgoing Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman and Marine Gen. Peter Pace. He should talk.
  • Wisconsin man burned copying stunt from 'Jackass' movie(Genital Burns - Owwww!)

    03/08/2007 10:26:17 AM PST · by MplsSteve · 73 replies · 1,661+ views
    Attempts to duplicate a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass'' movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire. Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court. Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to...
  • Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt

    03/07/2007 7:51:06 PM PST · by martin_fierro · 54 replies · 1,152+ views
    AP/Yahoo ^ | 3/7/07
    Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt 18 minutes ago EAU CLAIRE, Wis. - Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire. Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau...
  • Obama, Legally Blonde? (Maureen Dowd Takes off the Gloves for Hillary)

    02/14/2007 6:49:28 AM PST · by meg88 · 41 replies · 3,925+ views
    Barack Obama looked as if he needed a smoke and he needed it bad. So there he was, trying to meet the deep, inexhaustible needs of both Iowa activists and the global press behemoth on his first swing across the state, while giving up cigarettes. He was a tad testy. “I’ve been chewing Nicorette all day long,” he told reporters at a press conference in Ames on Sunday, where he was getting irritated at suggestions that he lacked substance and at the specter of his vanishing privacy. The Illinois senator didn’t have on an implacable mask of amiability, as Hillary...
  • A picture tells a 1000 words.....(Kerry snubbed in Iraq)

    12/26/2006 7:07:27 PM PST · by Dan Evans · 217 replies · 15,416+ views
    "This is a true story.....Check out this photo from our mess hall at the US Embassy yesterday morning. Sen. Kerry found himself all alone while he was over here. He cancelled his press conference because no one came, he worked out alone in the gym w/o any soldiers even going up to say hi or ask for an autograph (I was one of those who was in the gym at the same time), and he found himself eating breakfast with only a couple of folks who are obviously not troops. What is amazing is Bill O'Reilly came to visit with...
  • Kucinich to run on antiwar platform

    12/13/2006 11:36:43 AM PST · by DogByte6RER · 33 replies · 439+ views
    The Washington Times ^ | December 13, 2006 | Christina Bellantoni
    Kucinich to run on antiwar platform By Christina Bellantoni THE WASHINGTON TIMES Published December 13, 2006 Rep. Dennis J. Kucinich raised the stakes for Democratic White House hopefuls yesterday, jumping into the 2008 race with a challenge to his own party -- end the war in Iraq. The Ohio Democrat making his second bid for the presidency called himself the only true antiwar candidate, saying the U.S. should defund the war immediately and bring the troops home. "My conscience calls me to action," Mr. Kucinich, 60, said at Cleveland City Hall. "I am not going to stand by and watch...
  • SAVAGE NATION LIVE!! Thursday, December 07, 2006

    12/07/2006 2:40:13 PM PST · by Tarkus2040 · 195 replies · 2,154+ views
    BE HERE, OR BE NOWHERE!
  • Democrats Tell President Bush: Don't Propose Judges Against Abortion

    11/13/2006 4:26:15 PM PST · by wagglebee · 223 replies · 3,822+ views
    Life News ^ | 11/13/06 | Steven Ertelt
    Washington, DC (LifeNews.com) -- Now that the elections have given them control of the Senate, leading Democrats on judicial issues have a message for President Bush. They don't want him to send up for confirmation any judges who would be hostile to legalized abortion or they plan vote down or filibuster them. Democrats now have 51 votes in the Senate and will likely have a slim one vote majority on the Senate Judiciary Committee when Congress starts its new session in January. Though they technically have enough votes on the panel and in the Senate to defeat any Bush judicial...
  • Reason Magazine Blogger Finds Pleasure in Tears of Rick Santorum's 8-year-old Daughter

    11/12/2006 10:48:17 AM PST · by Matchett-PI · 286 replies · 5,987+ views
    Right Reason philosophical conservatism. ^ | 11/11/2006 | Francis J. Beckwith
    Reason Magazine Blogger Finds Pleasure in Tears of Rick Santorum's 8-year-old Daughter Because the libertarian universe has no place for the vulnerable, weak, or the dependent--since none are autonomous adult-choosers in search of virtual kiddie porn--it has no qualms in providing a forum in which children and their families can be verbally abused and have profanities hurled at them. Read and weep Julian Sanchez's "Your Tears Are So Yummy and Sweet" in which the writer says he finds joy in the tears of Rick Santorum's eight-year-old daughter, who is pictured crying next to her father as he gives his concession...
  • Rocket Stunt Backfires As Soldier Aims Too Low

    11/09/2006 1:59:15 AM PST · by nevergore · 30 replies · 1,650+ views
    The London Times ^ | 11/09/2006 | Michael Horsnell
    The blue touchpaper was lit and everyone retired immediately, just as the firework code recommends. That is, except for the squaddie who had recently returned home from a tour of duty in Iraq, and thought that Bonfire Night needed enlivening. The soldier was on all fours with his trousers down and a certain part of his anatomy pointing at the stars with a Black Cat Thunderbolt rocket firmly in place. ~snip~ In something of an under-statement, safety experts said yesterday that launching a rocket from the backside was a practice that contravened the firework code.
  • Caption This (Howard Dean)

    11/08/2006 10:28:59 AM PST · by PatriotEdition · 38 replies · 1,943+ views
  • HALP US JON CARRY – WE R STUCK HEAR N IRAK

    11/01/2006 11:32:15 AM PST · by cpforlife.org · 164 replies · 7,661+ views
    The top of THE DRUDGE REPORT!
  • History Lesson (humor)

    10/20/2006 6:54:53 PM PDT · by stylin_geek · 9 replies · 828+ views
    email ^ | 10/20/2006 | Bob Jones
    Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters and gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter. The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives. Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was...
  • THE POSSE HE KEEPS: BLOOMBERG'S THUG PALS

    10/13/2006 9:53:44 AM PDT · by neverdem · 3 replies · 507+ views
    NY Post ^ | October 13, 2006 | two letters to the editor
    THE ISSUE: Mayor Bloomberg's gun-control initiative and affiliation with gun-toting rappers. "Sheriff Mike Hails 109 in Mayor Posse" (Oct. 6) reports that Mayor Bloomberg led a group of like-minded mayors to Washington, D.C., to demand that Capitol Hill slash the Second Amendment and save us all from violent street thugs. But one day prior, on Oct. 5, Bloomberg was pictured in The Post with the well-known "crime-fighter," Ice-T, who rose to fame in the '90s with his ode to law and order entitled "Cop Killer." If Bloomberg truly wants to reduce violent crime, he should be pushing his friends in...
  • Sen. John Kerry: 'Take Up God's Work as Our Own' (MAJOR Barf Alert!!!)

    09/19/2006 3:44:22 AM PDT · by Aussie Dasher · 38 replies · 1,032+ views
    NewsMax ^ | 19 September 2006
    Democratic Sen. John Kerry on Monday urged people of faith to work cooperatively on problems such as poverty, global warming and reducing the number of abortions - "godly tasks" that transcend the nation's culture wars. In a speech laced with anecdotes of his own journey of faith, Kerry, a Roman Catholic, told students in a speech at Pepperdine University that "we can take up God's work as our own. "Shame on us if we use our faith to divide and alienate people from one another, or if we draft God into partisan service," Kerry said. "As God gives us the...
  • Newsman to Tony Snow: 'Don't Point Your Finger At Me!' (David Gregory)

    09/05/2006 3:35:58 PM PDT · by Peach · 349 replies · 10,524+ views
    Editor and Publisher ^ | September 5, 2006 | EP Staff
    NEW YORK A not especially eventful press briefing at the White House today turned rancorous with NBC's David Gregory telling Press Secretary Tony Snow, "Don't point your finger at me," and Snow accusing the newsman of being "rude" and delivering Democratic talking points. Earlier, speaking to reporters, Snow, continuing the administration's media focus on the war on terror, accused "some in the Democratic Party" of saying "we shouldn't fight the war" and "we shouldn't apprehend al-Qaeda" or even "question al-Qaeda." Snow got into a tussle with Gregory after the NBC journalist told him, in a lengthy remark, that the public...