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Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, DUmmies! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm-yummy! Mmm-yummy!Yes, the sweet tears being shed by the DUmmies and KOmmies over the loss of Van Jones are quite tasty. In case you haven't heard, self-admitted former COMMUNIST Van Jones resigned overnight. And now the entire leftwing blogosphere is in a state of deep mourning over his loss. This is just the first big disappointment in store for them this week since in a few days, their beloved Barack is sure to toss their sacred Public Option under the van. You can see...

"Please, Barack! Hug me tight in your loving arms and whisper sweet assurances into my ear that you won't be dropping the public option from ObamaCare!" That is pretty much the theme of this KOmmie THREAD, "Will Obama kick us to the curb?" Right now the KOmmies fear, but don't want to believe, that they are about to be betrayed by The One. Their very insecurity is what makes this KOmmie thread so very very hilarious. So let us now watch the KOmmies worry about betrayal in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching Lucy once...

KOmmie heads are EXPLODING! And DUmmie heads are sure to explode very soon except the DUmmies are a bit slow on the uptake over the news reported in the POLITICO that their very own Beloved Barack Obama has thrown the entire leftwing blogosphere under the bus by DUmping the public option in the ObamaCare bill. The KOmmie who posted this THREAD, "Reports out of WH - Public option is dead," also posted this Twitter TWIT by David Shuster which gives you a good idea of the firestorm of outrage about to hit from the Left: Every indication public option...

Gee! What coincidental timing. ObamaCare is on the ropes and the Leftwing loons are growing angry with Obama. What to do? What to do? Simple. Try to make the loons forget their disappointment about public option ObamaCare fading away as well as punish those Wascally Republicans by unleashing the Attorney General Hound Eric Holder on the EVIL Bush administration by investigating laughable torture allegations. Does anybody think Obama would have given the thumbs up to Holder if ObamaCare were sailing along thanx in part to cooperative Republicans? Of course not. This is an entirely POLITICAL investigation. And if you...

This has to be perhaps the most bizarre KOmmie THREAD I have ever DUFUed, "The White House Combats The Rightwing Crap." Yes, the KOmmies are jublilant that the White House is fighting back against the EVIL disinformation supposedly spread by the videos posted by the Drudge Report. After high fiving each other over the VIDEO response by Linda Douglass, they then let the dirty little not-so-secret out of the bag---That Barack Obama is really in favor of single payer just as the linked videos proved with his own words and that they support Obama because he favors single payer....

EEEK! The peasants are revolting! Specifically they are revolting at the Obamacare protests at townhall meetings held by Congress folks now that they are in recess as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD, "I don't like how this is going down, period." Yeah, they don't like how this is going down because of the MASSIVE protests at those townhall meetings. I love watching the videos of people showing up at what were previously tame and lightly attended townhall meetings and loudly protesting Obamacare. Usually the folks protesting know a lot more about Obamacare than the flustered legislators. So...

Interesting. Rush was a big reason why Health Care Scam I was derailed in 1994 and it looks like he will be repeating the performance (aided by the Internet this time) this year. The more people that learn about the Obama QAHCAA (Quality, Affordable Health Coverage for All Americans---official title) plan, the more the opposition grows. Therefore time is NOT on their side which is why the KOmmies are now in a state of panic as you can see in this THREAD, "This is THEIR Waterloo...in the Class War." So let us now watch the KOmmies watch their plan...

Darth Cheney, as we all know, was--is--the mastermind behind the Bush Family Evil Empire. Or was it Karl Rove? Oh well, tied for first. Lord Cheney himself personally tortured those poor widdle innocent abductees down at Club Gitmo. But perhaps the worst torture of all was that he saddled the Looney Left with permanent Cheney Insanity Addiction (CIA). "Why can't I quit you?" the moonbats cry out, whenever they see Cheney's sneering visage. And so last week when former Vice-President Cheney gave a thorough and well-reasoned speech (quite brilliant, really; you can read the transcript here), explaining and defending...

The KOmmies are all upset over the fact that the Senate overwhelmingly voted AGAINST funding the release of the Gitmo terrorists into the USA. They are angry at the Senate Democrats for "caving" in to the EVIL Republicans. Their cheerleader is Air America radio host, Cenk Uygur, who posted this KOmmieland THREAD, "World's Dumbest Talking Point Gets Traction." So let us now watch the KOmmies work themselves into a rage over the Senate Democrats not voting to bring the terrorists into the USA in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remembering the problems caused by the...

It is a sight to behold. The entire leftwing blogosphere went absolutely BERSERK because Obama just announced that he WON'T be releasing the interrogation photos. Of course, he was a fool for announcing that release in the first place. And now The One is paying the price bigtime as you shall see in this DUmmie THREAD, "BREAKING NEWS: Obama will seek to block Gitmo interrogation photos, official tells NBC News," and this Daily Kos KOmmie THREAD, "Obama Makes Terrible Mistake by Not Releasing Pictures," written by leftwing radio host of the Young Turks show, Cenk Uygur. In fact, Cenk...

The Air Force One flyover story is not over, much as the Obama administration would love to shut it down. According to the official version put out by the White House, one Louis Caldera picked up the phone and set the whole thing in motion for the purpose of a highly expensive photo-op of Air Force One with Manhattan and the Statue of Liberty in the background. Meanwhile nobody else in the White House knew a thing about it. And if you believe that, I have a Brooklyn Bridge in the photo-op background that I want to sell you....

According to TVNewser, MSNBC hosts were asked NOT to comment on the CONFRONTATION between Jon Stewart and Jim Cramer. After all, MSNBC and CNBC are both part of the NBC parent company and money is at stake here. Therefore, NBC wanted as little attention paid to Cramer's pathetic performance defending himself on the Daily Show as possible. This was a moment of truth for Keith Olbermann who endlessly brags about speaking "truth to power." So did Olbermann pass the test? Well, I'll let this Daily Kos KOmmie THREAD, "Moment of Truth for Keith and Rachel coming up tonight" answer...

Head KOmmie KOs and his KOmmies are out of KOntrol! What has sparked this outrage, this boiling explosion of anger? Something Rush Limbaugh or the Rethuglicans did? No-o-oh! The culprit is none other than DEMOCRAT Senate Leader Dingy Harry Reid! And what is his crime against humanity? Playing nice with Traitor Joe Lieberman. You see, Dingy Harry apparently has agreed to let Traitor Joe continue to chair a committee, even though the Connecticut Quisling endorsed John "George W. Bush" McSame. Perhaps Dingy Harry is trying to pull Traitor Joe back over to the Dem side, for purposes of reaching...

As soon as I heard the name "Joe the Plumber" invoked at last night's debate, I just KNEW the DUmmies and KOmmies would be sure to slam him by attempting to dig up dirt. I was not disappointed when I checked those sites this morning. First we see the slams in DUmmieland at this THREAD tenderly titled, "Hey, Joe 'The Dumbass' Plumber. Listen up!" Yeah, Joe, you need to be hectored by a bunch of socialist DUmmies to tell you how the world works from deep within their mommy's basement. The KOmmie THREAD has the completely (as we shall...

What a difference a few weeks make. Back in July, Barack Obama was sailing to his inevitable coronation with the November election itself being a mere technical detail according to both the DUmmies and KOmmies. However, a few things intervened. One was Obama's "citizen of the world" appearance in Berlin which might have gained him a few worthless German votes but cost him support here. Then the disastrous Saddleback forum appearance in which The One proved himself to be "above his pay grade." Finally, and most importantly, was John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate. It...

I have to admit, at first there I was pretty angry. Outraged. Infuriated. Spitting-bullets mad. I'm talking of course about the vile attacks against Governor Sarah Palin by the Left and their willing accomplices in the Media. Never have I seen such scurrilous, contemptible, despicable gutter tactics. But now I have moved past that stage of rage and taken on an attitude of gratitude. Yes, GRATITUDE! Let's THANK the Looney Left, as exemplified and led by Head KOmmie KOs, for their beyond-the-pale, sexist, hypocritical, personal smears of Governor Palin and her children. THANX, Head KOmmie KOs! You have KOntributed...

Talk about a complete LACK of professionalism! But in the case of Keith Olbermann, I'm not surprised. Last night MSDNC's Olbermann launched into an attack on an AP reporter who dared to be mildly critical of Barack Obama's speech at the Barackopolis. Guess what? It followed the same script as that posted by KOmmie KOs himself posted in KOmmieland just minutes earlier as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Fournier outsources AP anti-Obama attack." You can get up to speed on the Olbermann attack and the update about KOmmie KOs feeding him his lines at NEWSBUSTERS. We already...

So just how bad was Barack Obama's performance in comparison with that of John McCain at last night's Faith Based Forum at Rick Warren's Saddleback church? So bad that even the DUmmies and KOmmies were disappointed in The One. Yes, they have expressed outright disappointment in the Obamassiah in their more honest moments as well as trying to desperately cover for him with lame excuses. Just the very thread titles in DUmmieland and KOmmieland tells you how let down there were by Obama such as this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I won't win cool points for this, but McCain is...

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! NOT GOING TO HEAR IT!!! HANDS OVER MY EARS! That is the attitude of the KOmmies to another KOmmie who had the Kewpie Doll moment of posting that the Edwards scandal disaster is NOT going away as you can see in this THREAD titled "The Edwards Disaster Is Not Going Away." In fact, with the way the National Enquirer is releasing the information on this scandal, it threatens to overshadow the Democrat convention. The big money man at the center of the John Edwards scandal, Fred Baron, is also a big fundraiser for Barack Obama. Also this scandal...

"End the war now!" "The whole world is watching!" "Days of Resistance!" Are we time-traveling back to 1968? No, it's 2008, but there's a group trying to RECREATE '68. They want the Democrats in Denver to enjoy the same rioting and mayhem Chicago experienced forty years ago. (Yours truly was a teenager in Chicago at the time--a conservative Republican teenager--and I remember the hippies and the Yippies and the flippies invading our fair city.) Knowing this group's announced intentions, the city of Denver and the Democrat National Convention therefore are preparing for any trouble that may occur. That means...