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What has happened to the Friday Siliness thread? I go away for a while, and it is AWOL.

I couldn't resist....so many memes this week “The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines ~United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos "We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos ~"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos ~United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos ~"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines...

No Housework Day Date When Celebrated : Always April 7th No Housework Day is your chance to do anything, except housework. Better still, have someone else do the chores for a day. Housework is a daily, seemingly endless and repetitive groups of tasks. It often goes unrecognized and worst of all..... taken for granted. But, watch out! If the dishes aren't done, or there's no clean towels, somebody notices. There's two ways to celebrate this day: If you normally do the housework around the house, cease and desist for this day. Instead, kick back and enjoy the day. Relax...

WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON? Dogs? What is a Dog? Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They leave their toys everywhere. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats. Where Dogs...

OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY We call him Flicka...  Did you see him get kicked?  Are you hurt by my yelling?  Delayed reaction  A Hit  And.....a miss  How'd that go?  And then there's this

Happy St. Patricks Day All Ah....let's start if off with a good pun.  Right?  What did you say?  So that's what's at the end of the rainbow...

You had ONE job... Shrek is a bit darker than I remember.  The British are always law abiding  Now turn around, so it makes sense  So trashy  Fixed it...  He must have stopped working at Krusty Krab.  Oh Roomba...  Chinese?  I hooked up your ceiling light  Urban planning fail  The Force is strong with this one Speaking of doing one job...  Last time. Tequila, Cointreau, lime juice, ice, kosher salt... #margarita            GOP Healthcare Explained  Here everyone.....create your own 

There's a lot to celebrate today...Caregiver Appreciation DayThis is a very important day of recognition for the tens of millions of Americans, who selflessly give their time to care for those who are ill, disabled, or elderly. Employee Appreciation DayIf the boss can get a Bosses Day, then it's only fair and appropriate that you, the employee, gets a day in your honor. Employee Appreciation Day honors employees everywhere. I Want You to be Happy Day"I Want You to be Happy Day" is an unselfish day. Its a thought that we wish upon others that we care for or love....

National Tortilla Chip Day Date When Celebrated : Always February 24 Today is a holiday with a crunch. One might even suggest that it is a corny holiday. Well, that's okay because today is National Tortilla Chip Day. Just a few decades ago, Americans seldom ate Corn Chips and Salsa. It's popularity has grown immensely. Today is a tribute to that rising popularity of one of America's favorite munchies. Did you know? The corn chip recipe was brought to the U.S. from Mexico by texas businessman Elmer Doolin.  Celebrate National Tortilla Chip Day with a handful of crunchy, tasty...

I DEDICATE THIS THREAD TODAY, TO EVERYONE POSTING THEIR FAVORITE MEME           The Media and The Left  

Umbrella Day Date When Celebrated : Always February 10 Umbrella Day is in honor of one of the world's most invaluable inventions. On a rainy, day, we are sure glad that someone was smart enough to invent it. It's also increasingly popular to use umbrellas to shade ourselves from harmful UV radiation, and the heat of the sun. Umbrellas come in all sorts of sizes, colors, shapes, and, designs. Businesses and organizations use them for advertising. The smallest umbrellas fit inside a purse or glove compartment. Golf umbrellas are popular sizes. Then, there are lawn and beach umbrellas. There's one...

Memes are so fun...  The Plan  If you had a pet, what would it be?  Finally!  When one digs deeper...  A collection like no other  Damn Straight! (no pun intended)    Well, actually....  What would Trump be, if he wasn't doing an infomercial?  You may ask yourself...  Hypnotizing  Send What?  What everyone on the left is thinking....  When asked about Democrats?  Favorite Animal?  Oh Jeez!  Who is extinct?  YES!!  Damn, he's good!  Who controls the purse strings?  Yeh, what he said.

In honor of Punch The Clock DayHere are some clocks being punched...  Meanwhile, in other news... The Oval Office   Bad Lip Reading: Inauguration   Hey feminists...         Liberals are a meme unto themselves  Imagine That!   After all, what do protests change, anyway?   THANK YOU!  And the loser is....  Farewell

In honor of National Cheese Lover DayHere is some cheesy memes....       And now we begin a new chapter....      But there needs to be some control   Some will need this today and going forward....      And for some...  and

 I'm skeptical today, though...And...    and  and  and, Skeptical Kangaroo Is still skeptical   but... Is just dramatic   Because...we still have this guy....    But hey, at least today is Make Your Dream Come True Day  Still skeptical?  I'm still with this guy...

   I love cuddling.......technology  Dun...dun.......dun..dun.....dun..dun....dun..dun.....dun...dun....da..da..da....  But I LOVE you!  That's harsh   Not feeling the love  Cats, be like...

Modern educators are dismissive of cursive. Indeed, many are hostile to such a degree that you should immediately suspect that they are up to something. Here is an education journalist providing the Party Line: "Cursive writing is an anachronism. Spending any classroom time on it is comparable to teaching how to use an abacus: it's interesting as a history lesson, and probably offers some side benefits, but it is not at all practical as a day-to-day skill in the modern, connected world." A professor of education argues: "Cursive should be allowed to die. In fact, it's already dying, despite having...

Let the Festivus Silly begin...

It's that time of year again...What Christmas Fails have YOU seen? Just sayin' Palm trees should NOT be decorated...Glorious Christmas Gifts? Yeh, maybe for your commie loving friendsWhat goes on in this family, stays in this family Not one person is bothered by this?Talk about uninformed Yeh, I think I saw pics of Jesus' birth on SnapChatUm.... The giant, pooping elf is actually a mega-sized version of a popular ornament called a Caganer, a popular ornament in Catalonia and other areas of Spain, Portugal and Italy. Lonely Couple Christmas Card Baby Mac has his mother's eyesLet There Be Pease...

On the first day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Second Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Third Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Three failed recounts, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Fourth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Four-letter words, Three failed recounts, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Fifth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Five...