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  • NJ state of affairs Menendez wooed married gal: source

    06/23/2013 12:39:52 AM PDT · by NYRepublican72 · 47 replies
    The New York Post ^ | 6/23/2013 | ISABEL VINCENT and MELISSA KLEIN
    Sen. Robert Menendez wooed a married newspaper publisher, taking the attractive brunette on a romantic getaway to the Caribbean, a tipster alleges. The New Jersey Dem and Cecilia Reynolds jetted to Puerto Rico, where they stayed at the isolated beach retreat of the island’s then-governor, Anibal Acevedo Vila. In a photo provided by the anonymous informant, Reynolds is sitting naked on a beach and suggestively smiling at the camera. In another set of pictures, they take turns posing against the same sunset backdrop. The happy couple, dressed in shorts, also appeared to tour a national park and pose for a...
  • Attempt to debunk Obama's Kenyan birth certificate debunked (Barry name change legal?)

    08/05/2009 6:30:17 AM PDT · by E. Pluribus Unum · 50 replies · 3,570+ views
    Examiner.com ^ | August 5, 2009 | Geoff Linsley
    Along with the introduction of what appears to be the most valid-looking Obama birth certificate came an almost immediate attempt to debunk it. This attempt was immediately eaten up by MSNBC, Obama’s main propaganda network, by hosts like Keith Olbermann.  The main argument of this attempt to debunk the certificate is that Kenya hadn’t yet become a republic at the time the document was dated: Feb 14, 1964. The argument is that Kenya was officially declared a republic in December of that year. The second most important argument is that the region he was born in wasn’t called Mombasa at the time:...
  • Glenn Beck Exposes 'Cash for Clunkers' Language Giving Feds Authority to Take Control of Computers

    08/01/2009 11:26:45 AM PDT · by Justaham · 68 replies · 2,754+ views
    Newsbusters.org ^ | 7-31-09 | Jeff Poor
    "A warning box comes up, and it says, ‘This application provides to the DoT CARS system. When logged on to the CARS system, your computer is considered a federal computer system and it is property of the United States government,'" Beck read. "‘Any and all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized CARS, DoT and law enforcement personnel, as well as authorized officials of other agencies, both domestic and foreign.'"
  • Obama And His Birth Certificate Are About To Make History

    07/17/2009 5:48:28 AM PDT · by kellynla · 565 replies · 13,732+ views
    The Freedom Medium ^ | July 16, 2009 | Carl
    OK, I confess, the title is a bit misleading. It should read Obama And His Lack Of A Birth Certificate Is About To Make History. Yesterday, World Net Daily broke the story of Army Major Stefan Cook, who argued that he should not have to deploy to Afghanistan because President Obama has not proven that he is a natural-born citizen, therefore he is unable to serve as Commander-In-Chief. This is something that will receive little, if any, coverage from the mainstream media. However, the fact that the U.S. Army revoked the orders of a soldier about to be sent overseas...
  • Dems in power during flu, Bachmann notes

    04/28/2009 5:59:43 PM PDT · by trumandogz · 12 replies · 829+ views
    politico.com ^ | 4.27.09 | Glenn Thrush
    t was only a matter of time before the CDC discovered an outbreak of Michele Bachmann quotes. Bachmann, speaking on Pajamas TV, noted: "I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence." The 1976 swine flu scare happened on Gerald Ford's watch. We checked Wikipedia. Ford was a Republican.
  • Christianists Ramp Up Obama Birth Certificate Attacks

    11/26/2008 9:36:13 AM PST · by pissant · 72 replies · 2,759+ views
    Joe.my.god ^ | Poofer
    The right-wing just won't let go of their "Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen" bit of nonsense. Today the Christiantist site World Net Daily is asking their readers to FedEx letters to the Supreme Court demanding they hold a hearing on the subject. They also want letters sent to Republican members of Congress saying, "Please hold congressional hearings to investigate whether Barack Obama meets the basic constitutional requirements for the highest office of the land." They are also demanding that the members of the Electoral College prove Obama's citizenship before their December 15th vote that will officially make him...
  • Rep. calls Obama Marxist, warns of dictatorship

    11/10/2008 1:56:26 PM PST · by pissant · 744 replies · 9,062+ views
    Examiner ^ | 11/10/08 | staff
    WASHINGTON (Map, News) - A Republican congressman from Georgia is calling President-elect Obama a Marxist and warning that he might be planning to form a Gestapo-like security force so he can rule as a dictator. Two-term Rep. Paul Broun of Athens cited a July speech that has circulated on the Internet in which Obama called for a civilian force to take some of the national security burden off the military.
  • Cell Phones more deadly than Cigarettes? Will higher taxes, insurance premiums and ban be in order?

    03/31/2008 9:06:53 AM PDT · by stillafreemind · 113 replies · 2,624+ views
    Associated Content ^ | March 31st, 2008 | Bobby Tall Horse
    Dr. Khurana says there may be broader health ramifications than asbestos or smoking. What? Now just think about that. Again, I foresee a huge higher tax on cell phone use and a higher health and life insurance premium. And maybe people (like me) that don't use cell phones unless its an emergency, would rather not be seated in bars and restaurants where cell phones are in use. Ah, can you say ban?
  • Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Business, Advertising, and The Boss

    08/04/2006 1:08:59 AM PDT · by sully777 · 224 replies · 6,308+ views
    Intriguing.com ^ | August 4, 2006 | Sully777
    Adrian Wapcaplet (W): Aah, come in, come in, Mr....Simpson. Aaah, welcome to Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver, Vendetta and Prang! Mr. Simpson (S): Thank you. Mr. Wapcaplet: Do sit down--my name's Wapcaplet, Adrian Wapcaplet...Simpson: how'd'y'do. Wapcaplet: Now, Mr. Simpson... Simpson, Simpson... French, is it? S: No. W: Aah. Now, I understand you want us to advertise your washing powder. S: String. W: String, washing powder, what's the difference. We can sell *anything*. S: Good. Well I have this large quantity of string, a hundred and twenty-two thousand *miles* of it to be exact, which I inherited, and...
  • Miss World Finalists

    12/02/2004 8:58:56 PM PST · by byteback · 62 replies · 2,316+ views
    The Miss World contest is almost over. The preliminary event winners have been named; the photo below shows, from left to right, Top Model Miss Mexico; Talent award winner Miss Antigua; last year's Miss World, Rosanna Davison; Sports award winner Miss Wales; and Beach Beauty winner, Miss USA:
  • Tarot Says Rather's Documents "Trickery" LOL!

    09/10/2004 7:35:48 PM PDT · by Veto! · 14 replies · 368+ views
    Online tarot ^ | today | facade.com
    Question: Are the Rather documents real?AnswerThe card represents the critical factor for the issue at hand. The Moon: Deception. Twilight. Obscurity. Trickery. Disillusionment. Danger. Error. caution. Warning. Ulterior motives. Insincerity. False friends. Selfishness. Double dealing. Craftiness. False pretenses. Disgrace. Slander. Liability. Superficiality. Unknown enemies. The meaning of many divergent influences. Falling into a trap. Being misled."
  • Offenders Sentenced to Tai Chi (Santa Fe Liberal-laugh Alert)

    07/31/2003 10:35:47 AM PDT · by CedarDave · 14 replies · 257+ views
    The Albuquerque Journal (subscription required) ^ | July 31, 2003 | Jeremy Pawloski
    Thursday, July 31, 2003 Offenders Sentenced to Tai Chi By Jeremy Pawloski Journal Staff Writer     Santa Fe Municipal Court might be the last place you would expect to find offenders meditating with needles in their foreheads amid candles and mood music as they learn to balance their chi.     But this is Santa Fe.     And it's where Municipal Judge Frances Gallegos has placed offenders enrolled in her new alternative sentencing program— a tai chi class complete with a Japanese-style tea service and meditation aided by acupuncture.     Instructor Mark De Francis, a doctor of oriental medicine who works...
  • Biker Advice needed: Aftermarket Seats

    06/12/2002 8:07:49 PM PDT · by da_toolman · 11 replies · 264+ views
    n/a ^ | 6/12/2002 | Li'l ol' me
    I own a Victory V92C and am looking at buying an aftermarket seat as the stock seat gives about 100 miles before I've got to stop and walk it off. Wondering if there are any bikers on here that have replaced stock seats before and what they'd recommend. I'm currently leading towards Mustang. Any Mustang owners? I've heard that the seats actually move you up a little bit, any truth to that? Any advice would be mucho appreciado. Thanks.
  • World's Biggest, Smelliest Flower Puts on Sex Show

    05/02/2002 2:13:04 PM PDT · by socal_parrot · 14 replies · 1,205+ views
    LONDON (Reuters) - The biggest, smelliest flower in the world was putting on the sexual performance of its life on Thursday after bursting into rare crimson blossom at London's Kew Gardens. The 165-pound titan arum, the rotten-smelling giant of the plant kingdom, unfurled its single stinky flower after beginning a dramatic growth spurt last week," a Kew spokeswoman said. "Last week the yellow shoot began to swell dramatically. It has now reached a height of almost three meters," she added. "The huge phallic flower has now unfurled to reveal its blood-red interior...and the plant has begun to heat up, giving...