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Dem Wants Credit Card Data to Track Gun Purchases [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 September 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/11/2022 8:26:55 AM PDT by John Semmens

New York City Mayor Eric Adams called for credit card companies to establish a merchant category code (MCC) for gun and ammunition stores, saying "the creation of a new code would enable financial institutions to help the government detect suspicious activity that may be tied to criminal purposes."

Mastercard spokesman Seth Eisen was unenthusiastic about Adams' proposal, calling it "a troubling invasion of privacy based on specious reasoning. Criminals don't typically use credit cards to buy their guns. It leaves a too obvious paper trail. I can't see this added scrutiny applied to law-abiding citizens as a useful tool in the effort to combat crime."

Adams called Eisen "unqualified to comment on the methods police might choose to use to do their jobs. As we have seen from the President's recent speech, seemingly law-abiding citizens who oppose his policies are potentially violent enemies of our democracy. An ability to crosscheck gun purchases with voter registrations would help us identify, disarm, and arrest these people before they can act on their evil intentions."

In related news, government officials in New York are considering legislation that would require remote speed controllers to be installed in all new cars used in the state. "Speeding ruins lives, so we must take action to prevent it," Mayor Adams said. "Giving the government the capability to remotely reduce the speed at which vehicles are traveling would be an innovative way of overcoming the inherent anarchy of allowing drivers to choose whether to obey the posted speed limits. Instead of having to rely on so-called speed traps to frighten or fine drivers into obeying we could directly control the cars via microwave transmissions."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: crime; democrats; notsatire; satire; speedgovernors; tyranny

1 posted on 09/11/2022 8:26:55 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
This is not a wish, it is not satire. It is happening:

Visa, Mastercard, AmEx to start categorizing gun shop sales

2 posted on 09/11/2022 8:29:26 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (We are being manipulated by forces that most do not see)
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To: John Semmens

I don’t remember ever buying a gun or ammo with a credit card. Probably just a coincidence.


3 posted on 09/11/2022 8:32:42 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I always thought a Merry Garland was a Christmas tree decoration.)
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To: John Semmens

Big Brother is real?


4 posted on 09/11/2022 8:38:49 AM PDT by cranked
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To: Erik Latranyi

Because we all know that criminals purchase guns legally, and most often with credit cards.


5 posted on 09/11/2022 8:48:28 AM PDT by Ancient Man
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To: John Semmens
Pay with cash.


6 posted on 09/11/2022 8:50:37 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: John Semmens

What is satirical about this? I believe that they’re already doing it.


7 posted on 09/11/2022 8:54:56 AM PDT by qaz123
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To: FlingWingFlyer; All

> “I don’t remember ever buying a gun or ammo with a credit card.”

‘National Interest’ Said to Drive US Treasury Support of Digital Dollar
https://www.pymnts.com/cbdc/2022/national-interest-said-to-drive-us-treasury-support-of-digital-dollar

WHY GUN BUYERS SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT IRS PROPOSAL TO MONITOR PURCHASES ABOVE $600
https://www.nssf.org/articles/why-gun-buyers-should-be-concerned-about-irs-proposal-to-monitor-purchases-above-600

What’s coming is right in front of you for your eyes to see.


8 posted on 09/11/2022 9:16:16 AM PDT by Hostage (Article V)
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To: John Semmens

If the government ever implements an all-digital money system, they can deny ALL non-government-approved purchases.

“Sorry, you can’t use your credit or debit card to buy this item.”

Without cash in circulation, the government controls your entire life.


9 posted on 09/11/2022 10:13:08 AM PDT by Gnome1949
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To: John Semmens
seemingly law-abiding citizens who oppose his policies are potentially violent enemies of our democracy. An ability to crosscheck gun purchases with voter registrations would help us identify, disarm, and arrest these people before they can act on their evil intentions

No need to pretend to qualify your statement at all.

10 posted on 09/11/2022 10:16:16 AM PDT by FoxInSocks ("Hope is not a course of action." — M. O'Neal, USMC)
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To: John Semmens

87.000 armed IRS agents auditing you at 5:00 am ?.


11 posted on 09/11/2022 3:01:56 PM PDT by Vaduz ( )
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