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Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]
me ^ | Aug. 16, 2010 | me

Posted on 08/16/2010 1:44:08 PM PDT by matt1234

I have a pair that's from my high school days. I'm 47 years old, so that makes the underwear about 30 years old. Can anyone top that?

The underwear is boys' size 20, but they still fit. They're a little threadbare, but that's an advantage on a hot summer day. I think I can get at least a few more years out of them. (Obviously, I don't wear this pair every day. I wear them mostly for dirty outside jobs.)

I'm a lifelong bachelor, so I don't have a wife to throw away my stuff that's old but still good. Married men are at a disadvantage here.

Finally a tip: save your worn out undies to clean your guns. They work great! Seriesly.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 1; deployedcivilian; humor; pantyping; stolenvalor; thisishugh
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To: matt1234

***Finally a tip: save your worn out undies to clean your guns.***

That is so wrong;)

It should be: Save your guns - don’t shoot blanks - and clean your undies.


41 posted on 08/16/2010 1:55:29 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter -God's redemption)
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To: matt1234

“What’s the oldest pair of underwear you own?”

Does it count if it’s not mine?


42 posted on 08/16/2010 1:55:29 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. -- written by Robert Towne)
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To: PA-RIVER
The elastic on them must have given out in the 80’s, No?

The elastic is still good. I looked at the label to see where they were made, but it does not say. No brand name either. Sears is my guess.

43 posted on 08/16/2010 1:55:49 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: matt1234
I'm deployed (again) so even my oldest pair of socks is only about three months old.

*Sigh*

I feel so...inadequate.

44 posted on 08/16/2010 1:56:04 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: chris37
..Making certain body parts hurt."

2 old cowboys riding the range;

1st cowboy "When I get home I'm gonna rip off my wife's panties!"

2nd cowboy "Kinda frisky ain't cha'?

1st cowboy "Well, after 3 weeks on the trail, they start to dig into my hip"

45 posted on 08/16/2010 1:56:25 PM PDT by norraad ("What light!">Blues Brothers)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

46 posted on 08/16/2010 1:56:38 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: matt1234
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47 posted on 08/16/2010 1:56:54 PM PDT by ladyvet (WOLVERINES!!!!!)
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To: cripplecreek

I’m female, but I’ve always wondered about that.


48 posted on 08/16/2010 1:57:37 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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ping for later


49 posted on 08/16/2010 1:58:02 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Hey now!)
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To: matt1234

Can’t imagine why you’re still a bachelor after all these years...


50 posted on 08/16/2010 1:58:28 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: matt1234

What if you go commando?


51 posted on 08/16/2010 1:58:53 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Darkwolf377

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

Good one professor. Maybe he’ll have less lint in his navel in the next 47 years;)


52 posted on 08/16/2010 1:59:01 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter -God's redemption)
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To: Islander7

53 posted on 08/16/2010 1:59:09 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: matt1234
I lost a football bet once and had to wear a stupid Dallas Cowboys T-shirt to work for a full day. (Trust me, this was torture.)

After that, I used it to clean the toilets in my house until it finally fell apart about two years later.

I know this isn't really on topic, but it's the closest I'll probably get to being able to relate that story and maybe annoy a couple of Dallas Cowboy fans.

54 posted on 08/16/2010 1:59:36 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: norraad

That made me LOL :D


55 posted on 08/16/2010 2:00:02 PM PDT by chris37
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To: matt1234

I have some old cloth diapers that my mom used for me and my older sisters. I used them for spit-up cloths with my daughters. They are probably 59 years old. Do I win?


56 posted on 08/16/2010 2:00:43 PM PDT by stayathomemom (Beware of cat attacks while typing!)
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To: matt1234

Hmmm. Strange thread but here goes. I have a pair of white boxers with my name stamped in black on the front which were issued to me in Marine Corps Boot Camp in February of 1970. Haven’t worn them in almost 39 years but they are still rolled up in the back of one of my drawers.


57 posted on 08/16/2010 2:01:00 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: matt1234

Do you like movies about gladiators?


58 posted on 08/16/2010 2:02:26 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: matt1234

I think you win the “The Other Harry” Strange Vanity Award.

For those unfamiliar, here’s a sample of his work.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1452828/posts


59 posted on 08/16/2010 2:02:26 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Yo-Yo

60 posted on 08/16/2010 2:02:28 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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