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Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]
me ^
| Aug. 16, 2010
| me
Posted on 08/16/2010 1:44:08 PM PDT by matt1234
I have a pair that's from my high school days. I'm 47 years old, so that makes the underwear about 30 years old. Can anyone top that?
The underwear is boys' size 20, but they still fit. They're a little threadbare, but that's an advantage on a hot summer day. I think I can get at least a few more years out of them. (Obviously, I don't wear this pair every day. I wear them mostly for dirty outside jobs.)
I'm a lifelong bachelor, so I don't have a wife to throw away my stuff that's old but still good. Married men are at a disadvantage here.
Finally a tip: save your worn out undies to clean your guns. They work great! Seriesly.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 1; deployedcivilian; humor; pantyping; stolenvalor; thisishugh
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To: matt1234
Tears are literally falling down my face. I have never laughed so hard at a FR thread ever!
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:02:32 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: matt1234
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:03:35 PM PDT
by
TSgt
(And the war came.)
To: cripplecreek
And while were talking about underwear, whats the deal with the fly on briefs? I mean, what is the point of forcing me into an S turn when a simple flap would be fine. I usually just go over the top than through the slalom. Have you seen many episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm?
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:04:16 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(Politicians exist to break windows so they may spend other people's money to fix them.)
To: matt1234
I don’t wear it very often anymore but I still have Adam’s fig leaf.
To: RJS1950
I have a pair from that era I bought at Goodwill because it was still wrapped in original packaging, later I realized it was from Grants, a store that had been out of business for decades.
I wished I hadn't opened them.
Prolly would have had great E-Bay value unopened.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:05:06 PM PDT
by
norraad
("What light!">Blues Brothers)
To: matt1234
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:05:16 PM PDT
by
Cannon6
To: Tijeras_Slim
Harry must have really loved that pony because he hasn’t been back since.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:06:39 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: matt1234
I still got diapers from when I was a newborn in 1969. They don’t fit, they’re clean, and they’re perfect for waxing vehicles. ;-)
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:06:57 PM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Liberal Logic: Mandatory health insurance is constitutional - enforcing immigration law is not.)
To: stayathomemom
I have some old cloth diapers that my mom used for me and my older sisters. I used them for spit-up cloths with my daughters. They are probably 59 years old. Do I win? No, sorry. Entries are limited to male underwear. Employees of the Fruit of the Loom Company are also ineligible.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:07:42 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
To: matt1234
I can’t date them with any accuracy, but the oldest pair have to be the ones standing in the corner of the closet.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:08:16 PM PDT
by
jy8z
(From the next to last exit before the end of the internet.)
To: matt1234
Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own?Forty two years ... my (then) fiancée sent them to me in Vietnam for Valentine's Day 1968.
I still have the shorts and my wife.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:08:52 PM PDT
by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: norraad
If you wash them too much , they wear out.
Yellow = front
Brown = back
To: jocon307
“Tears are literally falling down my face. I have never laughed so hard at a FR thread ever!”
Some of the Helen Thomas ones did that to me.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:08:59 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: cripplecreek
Sadly, he passed the month after posting that.
He would have appreciated your reply though. :)
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:10:22 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously!)
To: matt1234
Thank you for posting this. I really needed a good laugh today. As one of the oldest posters here (on FR since 10/98) I nominate this as the funniest thread ever!!!!!!
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:10:26 PM PDT
by
HOYA97
(twitter @hoya97)
To: matt1234
Too
Much
Iinformation Dude!
And what made you think to share this with us?
To: Yo-Yo
When I was single I had 30 pair.
That way I only went to the laundromat once a month.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:11:00 PM PDT
by
donhunt
(Where does this totalitarian ashwipe get off telling me I can't chose for myself?)
To: oh8eleven
I still have the shorts and my wife.Now, THAT'S awesome. :-D
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:11:07 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: matt1234
I’d hate to see your refrigerator !!
To: oh8eleven
Forty two years ... my (then) fiancée sent them to me in Vietnam for Valentine's Day 1968. Reminds me of the movie Jarhead. Outstanding!
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:13:28 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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