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220th Anniversary: James Madison Drinks, and Writes an Article
A Professor Publius Short Story | 22 December 2012 | Publius

Posted on 12/22/2012 9:08:39 AM PST by Publius

James Madison Drinks, and Writes an Article

Philip Freneau had set the deadline for the December 22nd edition of the National Gazette, and James Madison found himself racing the hourglass. Freneau published the newspaper, dedicated to the positions of Thomas Jefferson’s faction within the Congress and the council around His Excellency, while working for the red-haired Secretary of State as a translator. Mr. Jefferson saw neither difficulty nor conflict with this arrangement.

Freneau had labeled the men of Alexander Hamilton’s faction as Monarchists, Tories, and Anti-Republicans, claiming their role was to reverse the results of 1776. The Secretary of the Treasury had labeled the men around Mr. Jefferson as sympathizers of the ongoing unpleasantness in France.

Though relations between Hamilton and Madison had grown testy of late, there was enough residual friendship for Alec to invite Jemmy to the tavern just off Philadelphia’s High Street for dinner and Christmas libations. Always hungry for spirited discussion and debate, Jemmy had accepted with alacrity.

Following a bottle of Madeira, Hamilton was always moved to loquacity. Because of this he was a highly sought after guest at dinners in New York, where he would hold the attention of a room with his conviviality. It was Jemmy’s earnest hope that Alec would say something to inspire the article he was to deliver to Freneau.

In addition to Madison and Hamilton, seated around the table were Fisher Ames of Massachusetts, Elias Boudinot of New Jersey, and the young, dashing Nicholas Gilman of New Hampshire.

As Jemmy swallowed his first glass of Madeira, the feeling of warmth spread from his stomach to his loins. He was going to have to be careful tonight.

James Madison was a man of abstemious habits who did not smoke, and drank only in moderation with meals. He recalled a dinner at the home of James Wilson some five years earlier during the late Convention where Wilson attempted to school Madison on his idea of direct election of the president by the people without regard to state. When that idea failed – for good reason – Wilson had designed the Electoral College on the spot. Jemmy remembered speaking with Wilson in his dining room after far too much Madeira and Port, then suddenly standing in Wilson’s yard with his hands on a wooden club on something called a “putting green”. Wilson was standing behind him, his arms wrapped around him, telling him in his soft Scottish burr of the proper way to wield a golf club against a ball. How he had gone from Wilson’s dining room to his yard was still shrouded in mystery. Jemmy made a mental note to stop drinking at a reasonable time.

Alec was working on his second bottle, and Jemmy could not help but joust with Ames and Boudinot. “Would not the people be best served by the maintenance of their own vigilance?”

Hamilton snorted. “The people? They are stupid and licentious. A mob. Once they have established a government, they should think of obedience, leaving the care of their liberties to their betters.”

Alec, you are in fine fettle tonight, he thought. I must write that one down.

”I will stipulate that slavery has been the general lot of humanity,” answered Jemmy, like the earnest student of history that he was. “People have been ignorant, asleep and divided. But what does that prove? Are you saying that because people may betray themselves, they ought to give themselves up to those who have an interest in betraying them? Should it not make more sense to conclude that the people ought to be enlightened, awakened and united? Then, after establishing a government, they should watch over it.”

Boudinot laughed. “You’re only looking at the surface, Mr. Madison. The truth is in the depths.”

”It is not the government that will fly off from the people, but the people that will fly off from the government,” Hamilton interjected acidly. “Enlighten the government, warn it to be vigilant, give it influence and arm it with force. To the people I have only one word – obey.”

Gilman looked askance at Hamilton. It was apparent to the young former officer that Hamilton was winding himself up in preparation for a five hour oration like the one he had delivered at the first session of the Philadelphia Convention. Gilman remembered painfully those five hours without a break at the pissing trough.

”Colonel Hamilton,” Gilman interjected carefully, “I should think that the centrifugal tendency is with the people, not the government. The secret lies in restraining that tendency by increasing the attractive principle of government. I should find it a perversion of the natural order of things to make power the primary and central object of the social system and liberty but a satellite.”

Hamilton swallowed a bit and deflated briefly. Jemmy made a mental note to have Jefferson speak with Gilman; he could become an ally. He swallowed another glass of Madeira in spite of the warning voice in his head. Hamilton thought a bit before responding to his young political ally.

”Colonel Gilman, the more you increase the attractive force of power, the more you enlarge the sphere of liberty. The more you make government independent from the people, the better security you provide for their rights and interests.”

”Alec, old friend,” said Jemmy with a smile, “I find that line of thought at least mysterious, if not illogical. This is not religion. This is about the institutions of man.”

”But Jemmy,” Hamilton said, with the genuine friendship shown to an intellectual equal, “this is about religion. Citizens, or subjects, require the light of faith and the spirit of obedience. Without that, government becomes the accomplice of atheism and anarchy.”

Madison, who had been trained for the ministry, found himself on familiar ground. Alexander Hamilton had just hanged himself with a noose of his own making. The article for Freneau could be written in jig time. All it required was the sting of a wasp for a conclusion. The sentence shaped itself in Madison’s brain long before his quill pen touched hemp paper.

”I denounce you to the people as a blasphemer of their rights and an idolater of tyranny.”

There! A bit too strong for an old friend, but the article would be published under a pseudonym.

Jemmy staggered out of the tavern a few hours later as the knot behind his forehead expanded to cover most of his brain. This would be a bad one, he knew. He quietly climbed the spiral staircase of Mrs. Swinton’s boarding house, entered his room and lit a candle. He had to begin the article at once before the thoughts fled him.

“Who are the best keepers of the people’s liberties?” he wrote. As he labored, his presto jig time slowed to an adagio, and then a stately largo. But he had to finish this now. Freneau was waiting.

When Mrs. Swinton rang the bell for breakfast, its tiny sound echoed in his head like the great bells of the Gloria Dei church down the street.

James Madison promised himself he would never drink again.

Who Are the Best Keepers of the People’s Liberties?

James Madison, 22 December 1792

Republican: The people themselves. The sacred trust can be nowhere so safe as in the hands most interested in preserving it.

Anti-Republican: The people are stupid, suspicious, licentious. They cannot safely trust themselves. When they have established government they should think of nothing but obedience, leaving the care of their liberties to their wiser rulers.

Republican: Although all men are born free, and all nations might be so, yet too true it is that slavery has been the general lot of the human race. Ignorant, they have been cheated; asleep, they have been surprised; divided, the yoke has been forced upon them. But what is the lesson? That because the people may betray themselves, they ought to give themselves up, blindfold, to those who have an interest in betraying them? Rather conclude that the people ought to be enlightened, to be awakened, to be united, that after establishing a government they should watch over it, as well as obey it.

Anti-Republican: You look at the surface only, where errors float, instead of fathoming the depths where truth lies hid. It is not the government that is disposed to fly off from the people, but the people that are ever ready to fly off from the government. Rather say then, enlighten the government, warn it to be vigilant, enrich it with influence, arm it with force, and to the people never pronounce but two words: submission and confidence.

Republican: The centrifugal tendency then is in the people, not in the government, and the secret art lies in restraining the tendency by augmenting the attractive principle of the government with all the weight that can be added to it. What a perversion of the natural order of things to make power the primary and central object of the social system and liberty but its satellite.

Anti-Republican: The science of the stars can never instruct you in the mysteries of government. Wonderful as it may seem, the more you increase the attractive force of power, the more you enlarge the sphere of liberty; the more you make government independent and hostile towards the people, the better security you provide for their rights and interests. Hence the wisdom of the theory, which, after limiting the share of the people to a third of the government, and lessening the influence of that share by the mode and term of delegating it, establishes two grand hereditary orders with feelings, habits, interests and prerogatives all inveterately hostile to the rights and interests of the people, yet by a mysterious operation all combining to fortify the people in both.

Republican: Mysterious indeed! But mysteries belong to religion, not to government; to the ways of the Almighty, not to the works of man. And in religion itself there is nothing mysterious to its author; the mystery lies in the dimness of the human sight. So in the institutions of man let there be no mystery, unless for those inferior beings endowed with a ray perhaps of the twilight vouchsafed to the first order of terrestrial creation.

Anti-Republican: You are destitute, I perceive, of every quality of a good citizen, or rather of a good subject. You have neither the light of faith nor the spirit of obedience. I denounce you to the government as an accomplice of atheism and anarchy.

Republican: And I forbear to denounce you to the people, though a blasphemer of their rights and an idolater of tyranny. Liberty disdains to persecute.


TOPICS: History; Humor
KEYWORDS: anniversary; constitution; federalistpapers; foundingfathers; framers; hamilton; madison; presidents; vanity
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To: Jacquerie

Thanks for providing the REST of the story!

There is nothing new under the sun. Whatever media you cite, it is always biased for someone or something.


81 posted on 12/22/2017 3:47:38 PM PST by EarlyBird (There's a whole lot of winning going on around here!)
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To: Publius

Thanks for the ping. Now I’ll read your story.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!


82 posted on 12/22/2017 4:17:02 PM PST by luvie (Our troops are the best of the best and we should honor them EVERY day!)
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To: Publius

Thanks for the ping and Happy Anniversary. Oct. 2000 for me. I would not have made it through the Clinton Presidency without FR.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, GOD BLESS YOU ALL, AND GOD BLESS THE USA!


83 posted on 12/22/2017 6:49:03 PM PST by greeneyes
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To: Publius

Damn. RIP. I didn’t want to ask about the likelihood of you being on that train yourself. Terrible, strange thing.


84 posted on 12/22/2017 7:35:51 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Well, I’m in Arizona now. I don’t like thinking about the possibility that I might have liked to ride that first train were I still in Washington.


85 posted on 12/22/2017 7:44:07 PM PST by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius available at Amazon)
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To: Publius

Gaaahhhhhhhh! Well good luck...be sure to ping us with any success, because I will most certainly purchase a copy!


86 posted on 12/22/2017 8:27:38 PM PST by rlmorel (Liberals: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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To: Publius

Anniversary, education, history, U.S.A., Christmas BUMP! WOOHOO Publius!

live - free - republic


87 posted on 12/22/2017 9:38:46 PM PST by PGalt
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To: Publius

In retrospect, federalism and anti-federalism are a debate that never truly ended and still rage today. I even noted that when the US was trying to establish Iraq as a republic (for better or worse), they too had an unresolved federalism and anti-federalism debate.

Again, in retrospect, we can look back at what worked for our nation. But we should also imagine of what the historical retrospect for those men were. While they could hope that our national future was bright, they could also fear that our nation could horribly decay and plunge into chaos. The past is known, the future unknown.

And what happened shortly thereafter in the French revolution (1789-1799). Ten years of violent, anguished suffering, chaos and murder. In the mind of Hamilton, the *prospect* of this is what he feared. Maybe even today, what could be called the “Balkanization” of America.

Not a federal republic of cooperative states led by a small central government; but a bellicose group of small nations at each others’ throats, forming and dissolving blocs to militantly attack and defend each against the others.

Washington feared political parties with cause, for history is filled with terrible and destructive examples of factionalism.

For a central government to be worth anything, it must have some involuntary means of being funded, other than direct taxation of the individual states, which was forbidden in the constitution. This nightmarish problem caused us any number of problems.

Tariffs could be broken with smuggling, something even colonial Americans demonstrated masterfully against the strict British regime; taxes were difficult at best, Hamilton goading Washington into the Whiskey tax, close to unenforceable, with a hidden goal of establishing national control in the agrarian wilderness.

Also remember that the French and Indian War, followed shortly after by Pontiac’s rebellion (1754–1764), were vicious, no quarter bloodbaths, in which the colonial Americans had fought side by side with the British against the omnipresent threat of the Indians, which still remained after the revolution. And though it broke the northern tribes, the southern tribes remained unresolved as a threat until the time of Andrew Jackson.

In any event, do not be hasty in taking one side of the debate over the other. While today, and for the last century, the anti-federalism side has dominated the scene, this does not mean that the federalism side is the end all be all; just that it is needed to emerge to bring balance to the unresolved argument.


88 posted on 12/23/2017 4:30:58 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Liberals have become moralistic, dogmatic, sententious, self-righteous, pinch-faced prudes.)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

An unresolved argument works for me. A never ending intellectual rhubarb to keep all sides honest, to look for the best solutions at that time.


89 posted on 12/23/2017 4:41:22 AM PST by mewzilla (Was Obama surveilling John Roberts? Might explain a lot.)
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To: Publius

Thank you, Publius. And a very Merry Christmas to you and yours, as well!


90 posted on 12/23/2017 6:42:47 AM PST by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule.)
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To: ought-six

I was still a relative newbie. Signed up in February of 2000, but lurked for two years before taking the plunge. My hair was even still red. Now it isn’t even my own...:o(


91 posted on 12/23/2017 12:02:32 PM PST by redhead (Pray for children in pedoph pipeline: human livestock, abused, tortured, and often sacrificed)
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To: Publius

Merry Christmas!


92 posted on 12/24/2017 8:03:18 AM PST by AuntB (Trump is our Ben Franklin - Brilliant, Boisterous, Brave and ALL AMERICAN!)
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To: Publius

Merry Christmas my friend.It is good to feel free to say such again-always was free to do so just was a might uncomfortable a spell. I like Madison a lot more since reading On Property. Seems all of America would be better off if we remembered whence we come from.May God richly bless you and yours this coming year.


93 posted on 12/29/2017 7:45:56 AM PST by StonyBurk
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To: laurenmarlowe

Ping.


94 posted on 10/02/2019 6:11:25 PM PDT by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill & Publius available at Amazon.)
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To: 1010RD; 14themunny; 21stCenturion; 300magnum; 4Liberty; A Strict Constructionist; abigail2; ...

For my 24th anniversary at Free Republic, I’d like to post my annual holiday essay written in 2012. Merry Christmas to all!


95 posted on 12/22/2021 11:54:50 AM PST by Publius
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To: Publius

Bttt.

5.56mm


96 posted on 12/22/2021 12:04:14 PM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: Publius

Thank you and Merry Christmas!


97 posted on 12/22/2021 12:17:43 PM PST by laplata
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To: Publius

Happy FRversary!! 24 years is a long time! So much has happened.


98 posted on 12/22/2021 12:43:12 PM PST by luvie (The bravery & dedication of our troops in keeping us safe & free make me proud to be an American🇺🇸)
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To: Publius
Very excellent post...

However, your admission to remaining a Freeper virgin until 15-years ago today means that, henceforth, I will consider you to be a noobie... 😏

Congratulations on 15-years of activity, Noobie...
Although i could swear you were an active participant in those glorious 1998-2000 flame wars between Conservatives & Libertarians... Guess it's the 88-year old brain playing tricks again...

99 posted on 12/22/2021 12:53:46 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is another Sam Adams now that we desperately need him?)
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To: Publius

Have the duels be Pay-For-View and we could cut the national debt substantially.


100 posted on 12/22/2021 1:00:20 PM PST by griswold3 (When chaos serves the State, the State will encourage chaos)
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