Posted on 05/27/2020 8:12:31 PM PDT by DallasBiff
I was waiting in line to get the oil changed and I got out of my car without a mask and a lady(mid 50's) wearing a mask gave me the meanest look.
I think she took a picture of my license plate.
Sometimes I just look at people and think to myself "how did they fit so much stupid into that tiny brain of theirs?"
“They’ll probably arrest Karen for wasting their time.”
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They prob wouldn’t unless you insisted something be done. I imagine most cops roll their eyes at calls like this and just wanna get away ASAP from such things.
There are some cops who are nuts about it, like the NYPD mask cops that have beat up and taken down mask-offenders - but I suspect most would rather be doing something else.
My wife and I have had a couple of Karens bitch at us on a few different occasions when we were outside. The absolute funniest was 2 weeks ago. We were at a beach here on Lake Erie, sitting on a log watching the world go by. This part of the beach fronts mostly private cottages, but still considered public, and is was pretty sparse as far as people go.
Now this beach area itself goes back about 80' from the from the water edge. This log is about midway, so figure there is about 40' of clear sand both in front and behind us. Some 30ish old woman was walking down the beach with her dog, sees us, and starts walking inland towards us. When she gets about 10' away she loudly says, through her mask, that we should be wearing masks and that we are putting everyone at risk.
My wife's child hood best friend has been deaf since birth, so consequently, my wife's second language is sign. So she signs to the woman hi, and what a beautiful day it is for a walk. The lady yells this time that we should be wearing masks and points to hers. My wife give her a thumbs up and OK sign, as in saying, that looks great on you. Meanwhile, I am literally biting through my tongue trying not to laugh.
So now the lady is starting get visibly pissed, so she points at both of us, pulls off her mask, and starts waving it at us. Right on que, my wife starts making a loud moaning sound as she quickly wraps her one arm around her face and nose, and grabs the collar of my shirt with her other hand and pulls it up over my mouth and nose. The lady snapped around, called us idiots, and walked back towards the lake. We laughed about that for the rest of the day--it was so spontaneous--my wife has the best sense of humor!
If you really want to have fun, do this:
1) You and your spouse take off your wedding rings before leaving the house
2) Go to the big box store of your choice togther
3) One of you goes in first and starts shopping
4) The other waits five minutes and starts shopping (divide up what types of items you will each get and put in your carts beforehand)
5) When you inevitably land up the same aisle at the same time through happenstance, act like you are two old friends who have not seen each other in a long time and greet each other with a kiss
Watch the freak out ensue.
You’re a citizen, not a subject. That is what I am going to say to people like that.
Karen BM.
All those Negro and Hispanic women named Karen.
So, you’re not a racist, “White-hating” fool!
Couldn’t be...
I was in Walmart about 3-4 weeks ago without a mask. Some black guy with a mask on said: “Well, I guess we know who you are.” And I replied back: “And don’t you forget it.” I’m a 72 year old woman.
Should have told him, “Someone that has survived more shit in my life by not wearing a mask then you’ll ever know!”
i can’t believe a gun store would let people wear masks inside
Once you have a picture of the license, fake a phone call, speak loudly...describe her, the make of car and the plate number. “Hang up”
Just for added spice, before you hang up say, “How much” ... (pause)... “That’s fine.”
“Not worth the scene.”
Yeah, plenty of personal reasons to wear masks. Plenty of personal reasons not to.
It’s not a political/cultural issue.
Good for you, ma’am.
“their kind qould direct ‘authorities’ towards you to be rounded up”.
In a heartbeat.
Are the two week quarantines, for visitors, still happening? If so, any word on when those may let up?
What if I fart in their general direction instead and point at Karen?
Oh my god...you should kill yourself.!!
Just tell these Karens that you’re only following the latest *science* guidelines...that you/your family/friends/coworkers all received texts saying that it’s been determined masks don’t work.
What, Karen? You didn’t get that text?
“What if I fart in their general direction instead and point at Karen?”
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It’s always been a good idea to have a backup plan to, when cutting the cheese, have a fall gay/gal to blame as the real culprit.
Fart .... backup plan .... got it.
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