FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs For Plot To Assassinate Biden

The Bee ^ | September 27, 2023 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today it has arrested the Air Force One stairs and charged them with a plot to assassinate the president.

"After an extensive investigation, we now believe stairs are a credible threat to the President's life," said FBI spokesperson Ed Leslie. "Suspicion arose after repeated incidents in which the president nearly lost his life entering Air Force One. We are proud to say the threat has been neutralized."

Reports indicate the Air Force One stairs have been transferred to an undisclosed location where they are being detained for further questioning. Sources within the Department of Justice disclosed further details from the investigation. "This plot goes deep," one insider said under the condition of anonymity. "We have reason to believe these stairs have ties to dangerous organizations like the Proud Boys, which would fall in line with the stairs' radical, right-wing extremist ideology."

[Allegra]

[Navy Patriot]

Many Thanks!

[gw-ington]

FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs For Plot ..."

The Potato-in-Chief has only fallen down about 700 or 800 times so far. I couldn't care less. But when that number exceeds one thousand, then I may become slightly concerned.

[mabarker1]

So if the stairs are shorter then that means less Gravitational forces are applied in pulling pedojoe to the ground therefore making him fall slower. Right ?

[Chad C. Mulligan]

How soon before they lay him in a coffin and load him through the cargo door with a forklift?

[Chode]

i read that as FBI Arrests Air Force One STARS!!! LOL, damn the BEE...

[eyeamok]

CNN Scooped again on the biggest story of the day

[MtnClimber]

BRANDON: WHY DO I KEEP SLIPPING? THAT'S NO JOKE MAN!

[Tom Tetroxide]

I caught it immediately, but had to do a double take.

[Spacetrucker]

Hah! If anyone here is from Eastern Ohio, there is a place along I-76 just before the turnpike called Leonard’s Trailers. Guy seems to be a major league patriot - on his elecric billboard he has a picture of the short stairs for a certain VIP(Vastly Ignorant POS) on a yellow background (a.la. Gadsden Flag) with an overhead caption that reads. “DONT TRIP ON ME”

[mabarker1]

ROFLMAO !!!

[xp38]

It’s a vast infrastructure conspiracy I tells ya!

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Lol!

[Secret Agent Man]

Heres the short steps, he almost fell down these today.

[Navy Patriot]

Thanks, Agent, your photo brought me up to speed. I hadn't paid enough attention to detail. The Short Steps travel WITH the Aircraft and I had failed to differentiate that from the Air Force One Stairs that remain with the Airport.

I am corrected.