Posted on 05/12/2018 8:18:23 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge rusty knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you yelling “allah akbar!”
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
A Democrat’s Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a “paint and weed” day. Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. I need to debate this with some friends at Starbucks for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
A Republican's Answer
BANG!
A Marine's Answer
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click. (Sounds of reloading.)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester silver tips or hollow points?”
(Sounds of boot stomping on terrorist’s head)
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Son: “Dad, can I shoot the next one?”
(Sound of K-Bar being unsheathed)
SLASH! SLASH! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!
Wife: “You are not taking that to the taxidermist!”
Share this with your favorite Democrat, Republican or a Marine!
That sounds more like a young cop with nine. I would have done 2 to the chest and then one to the head and gone looking for more cuz shooting a terrorist who brought a knife to a gun fight is kind of like eating potato chips. Who can stop at just one.
K-bar would have been "SLICE SLICE" as I took the ears.
Never thought about taking the head to the taxidermist so I could mount it on the wall. Good idea! Semper fi!
Empty the mag. Combat reload one of the two spare mags you carry.
Dann, I’m a Jarhead. Who knew?
5.56mm
Damn. Damn.
I hate this machine.
5.56mm
I’m thinking the joke is politically correct.
A terrorist is unlikely to be alone, armed with only a rusty knife.
This miscreant won’t be shouting “allah akbar,’ but “Dis be a robbery.”
“...if you need more than one round, back to the range”.
Force Battalion taught double-hammers (aka double taps).
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