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DC to Crack Down on "Play Dates" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Nov 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/14/2018 7:59:45 AM PST by John Semmens

The practice of parents with similarly aged children meeting up for play dates is in the cross hairs of the DC bureaucracy. State Superintendent of Education Hanseul Kang has charged that these informal arrangements "are an illegal intrusion on turf reserved for my department. There are public institutions targeting young children and their development. Every hour wasted at some play group run by unqualified parents is an hour that could have been spent in a program run by professionals. It doesn't matter that the play dates are voluntary or that participation seemingly hurts no one. We will levy fines or whatever other deterrents are necessary to exterminate this deviationist approach to child development."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,339714.0.html


TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: bureaucracy; children; nannystate; satire

1 posted on 11/14/2018 7:59:45 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Kinda scary when satire really isn’t that far from being reality.


2 posted on 11/14/2018 8:01:53 AM PST by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: John Semmens

You need a permit for that.


3 posted on 11/14/2018 9:17:16 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: John Semmens

Will they force kids to “date” someone of the same sex, or whose sex doesn’t match the external characteristics that they have adopted?


4 posted on 11/14/2018 10:03:58 AM PST by I want the USA back (It's Ok To Be White. White Lives Matter. White Guilt is Socially Constructed)
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