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New Zealand Terror Attack Blamed on Trump [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/15/2019 11:35:27 PM PDT by John Semmens

A gunman who described himself as a "Green Nationalist" and admirer of Oswald Mosley—the leader of the British Union of Fascists in the 1930s—murdered 49 people at two mosques in Christchurch. The shooter's "Manifesto" explained the crime as "a more direct approach to saving the planet from overpopulation" by targeting "a group that is among the fastest breeding segment of humanity." He also expressed admiration of China's one-child policy, but "had to take matters into my own hands because western governments don't have the balls to do what is needed."

CNN was quick to suggest that US President Trump was somehow to blame. John Berman, host of the program "New Day," professed to not blame Trump, but went on to say that "the President is not the killer, per se, but I detect a fear of immigrants similar to what the shooter expressed. And Trump, like the shooter, is white, while most of the victims were brown foreigners."

CNN panelist Joe Lockhart saw a parallel between "the gunman's paramilitary assault and Trump's boast that he has the support of the US Military on his side. I'm not saying that Trump consciously invites anyone to murder immigrants, but couldn't the deranged gunman have thought that he did? Can we afford to absolve an unwitting Trump from all responsibility here? Isn't it our obligation to do whatever we can to silence him?"

Meanwhile, a group of students at New York University conducting a vigil to remember and mourn the victims of the attack assailed a hapless Chelsea Clinton when she dared to join the vigil. They blamed her "Islamophobia" for inspiring the shooter. "You married a Jew," they shouted. "You criticized Rep. Omar for warning everyone about the Jews." Flustered, Chelsea apologized profusely for her "insensitivity" and remarked that "it's so hard to keep up with correct thinking."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/257757-2019-03-15-semi-news-semi-satire-march-17-2019-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: media; satire; terrorism; trump

1 posted on 03/15/2019 11:35:28 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 03/16/2019 12:21:31 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Amazing the amount of non coverage Mozlem massacres get when it is Shia vs Sunni mayham. Guess it’s too hard to blame Trump for a 700 year feud.


3 posted on 03/16/2019 12:59:10 AM PDT by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
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To: John Semmens

Of course its Trump’s fault. The media and never-Trumpers believe every bad thing in the world is the fault of Trump!

Trump Delusional Syndrome is real.


4 posted on 03/16/2019 2:12:39 AM PDT by Robert357 ( Dan Rather was discharged as "medically unfit" on May 11, 1954.)
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I suspected that President Trump must responsible for this. It's so obvious. The name "Trump" contains five letters. Both President Trump and Brenton Tarrant have five toes on each foot. The shooter used five weapons in the commission of the horrific act. "New Zealand" contains 10 letters which, when divided by 2 equals five. The number of whiskey shots I have downed while posting this is five. Coincidence? I think not!!
5 posted on 03/16/2019 2:16:58 AM PDT by Free in Texas (Celebrate diversity. Own firearms of every caliber.)
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To: John Semmens

when 0bama was busy stirring the war on cops, and some of his worshippers went out and killed cops, did anyone on CNN suggest that 0bama was at fault?


6 posted on 03/16/2019 3:34:01 AM PDT by euram
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To: Free in Texas

Now that’s funny! Thanks.


7 posted on 03/16/2019 3:42:29 AM PDT by MrKatykelly (Hello)
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To: Free in Texas

Being the 5th post confirms your fine analysis.


8 posted on 03/16/2019 3:46:10 AM PDT by MrKatykelly (Hello)
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To: John Semmens

Blaming President Trump is like blaming Climate Change on toenail fungus.


9 posted on 03/16/2019 4:33:06 AM PDT by jonrick46 (Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
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To: Free in Texas

I believe those who blame Trump five times will have had five bong hits for each time. The munchies will cause them to eat five Whoppers and have heartburn at a pain level of 2 x 5 = 10, if they can do the math. Your post gets a high five!


10 posted on 03/16/2019 4:39:24 AM PDT by jonrick46 (Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
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To: MrKatykelly; Free in Texas

HA!!


11 posted on 03/16/2019 6:46:51 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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I heard that this jerks manifesto is still accessible, even though it was "taken down".

It's important because he makes clear he's a leftist, communist, socialist, eco-terrorist.

We need to shine light on HIS self-description, to counter the leftist MSM characterizations.

What I heard from a guy from Christchurch, NZ is that you can plug in the original URL into the "way-back machine".

I assume this means copy and paste the original URL?

12 posted on 03/16/2019 7:31:17 AM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: jonrick46

Exactly!


13 posted on 03/16/2019 3:06:40 PM PDT by Free in Texas (Celebrate diversity. Own firearms of every caliber.)
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