Skip to comments.FBI Witness Blames Lynch, Rues Getting Caught [semi-satire]
Posted on 03/17/2019 10:06:54 AM PDT by John Semmens
Lisa Page, a key cog in the Obama Administrations conspiracy to derail Trumps campaign and sabotage him after he won the election, testified to Congress that it was Attorney General Loretta Lynch who ordered FBI Director James Comey to exonerate Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified government communications.
For her part, Lynch denied that she explicitly ordered Comey to do anything. I just passed on the message given to me by Bill Clinton in our tarmac meeting. He said that Hillary really wanted to be president and that anyone who messed that up would regret it, possibly to the point of becoming suicidal. He advised me not to scoff because hes seen it happen many times over the years.
After her testimony Page said she regretted what had happened. I dont regret doing everything I could to try to rig the election for Hillary. Please make sure that President Clinton knows that. What I regret most is that we failed. What I regret second most is that we got caught. All that blabbing and boasting that Peter and I did via phone texting was stupid. The Mafia has a code of omertà for a reason. We should have abided by it.
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Too real to be funny.
Cant stop laughing......just priceless.
So many careers and lives ruined. They did it all for Hillary. Was she worth it? Wish someone would ask that question.
Not funny at all. Sickening.
Time for another revolution.
Trump's not cleaning out the swamp fast enough.
“Fosterized” is the term used when people around Satan’s PRom Queen tend to become suicidal.
Unless then bow give one of the Clintons “The Full Lewisnski”
Awesome, John, just awesome!
It is not suicide it is known as Arkancide.
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