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News You Can’t Use: Sandwich Shaming
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5--9-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/21/2019 4:27:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Number two reason for not ordering a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato with Cheese:

Robert Wilson Barnes couldn't believe when he thought the letters on his wife's bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich with cheese actually read 'b***h'Sandwich Shaming

Number one reason: Cheese on a BLT? That’s just wrong.

I’m only surprised that it ran in the Daily Mail instead of the New York Times – the newspaper of record that specializes in abused women stories.

NOTE: I’m pretty sure this is fake news based on a fake Facebook story but then that could be said of approximately 75% of all stories run in all newspapers.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dailymail; fakenews; jimmyjohns
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To: NOBO2012

One of favorite summertime meals is bacon, tomato and melted cheese on an English muffin. We leave out the lettuce.


21 posted on 09/21/2019 5:21:06 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: niteowl77

As long as it’s Cheese Wiz...That’s good on anything. Anything Wit is good (You people from around Philly know what I mean).


22 posted on 09/21/2019 5:24:14 AM PDT by Russ (I)
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To: a fool in paradise

Well the mayo is really for the LT so to avoid the mayo question altogether we could just throw away the LT and add crunchy peanut butter and fry it. Fixed it.


23 posted on 09/21/2019 5:43:54 AM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: NOBO2012

I personally have a problem with the “tomato” part.

Wouldn’t call anyone wrong for wanting it though.


24 posted on 09/21/2019 5:49:17 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
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To: NOBO2012

Some customers could sue and get rich. A muzz just has to say that she feels discriminated against bla bla bla, and she rakes in the money!

A normal person would not have a chance.


25 posted on 09/21/2019 5:59:56 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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To: jeffc

Agreed. Muenster would be nice too. Almost all the soft fresh cheeses. Think Buffalo Motz. A hard rind aged cheese... hell no. Same goes for a soft aged cheese. Would ruin the BLT because it clashes with the bacon. That said, classic BLT doesn’t need improvement if you have fresh from the garden tomatoes.

A cheese (Hard rind aged) and fresh summer tomato sandwich by itself is scrumptious too.

Yeah, I know my food.


26 posted on 09/21/2019 6:10:55 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: a fool in paradise
Mayonnaise is a necessity on a BLT. A slice of cheddar on rare occasion is acceptable.
27 posted on 09/21/2019 6:12:50 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: nuconvert

Here’s my favorite BLT:

Toasted sourdough bread from Trader Joe’s
Slather on Duke’s mayo
Crispy (well done) center cut bacon
Thinly sliced garden tomatoes with salt and pepper

No lettuce so I guess it’s just a BT.


28 posted on 09/21/2019 6:22:42 AM PDT by Sooner Gal
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To: NOBO2012

Sandwich Shaming

Number one reason: Cheese on a BLT? That’s just wrong.

Almost as bad as ketchup on a hot dog.


29 posted on 09/21/2019 6:27:29 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I slather Mayo on a BLT.
Cheese too, if I feel like it.
So what?


30 posted on 09/21/2019 6:51:45 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: NOBO2012

Whole wheat English muffin, braunshweiger, blue cheese, onion, dark spicy mustard (Boetges). Yum!


31 posted on 09/21/2019 6:59:42 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
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To: Sooner Gal

I would add lettuce and onion. But that is fo me.


32 posted on 09/21/2019 7:01:51 AM PDT by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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To: NOBO2012

In the 1950’s, we didn’t use lettuce and tomatoes. We just used bacon and called it a bacon sandwich. Nowadays, such sandwiches often come with avocado slices along with tomato slices and lettuce.


33 posted on 09/21/2019 7:04:02 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Tomato sandwich!! Oh yeah!

Now I can't wait for lunch...

34 posted on 09/21/2019 7:05:50 AM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: mkmensinger
One of favorite summertime meals is bacon, tomato and melted cheese on an English muffin. We leave out the lettuce.

When I find myself on the campus of California State University Long Beach in the morning, I like to order the 49er Muffin for breakfast.This consists of bacon, egg and cheddar cheese on an English muffin.

Unfortunately, the team's mascot was branded racist, and the school voted to do away with the name the 49ers (the school was founded in 1949), so that menu item will either change its name or disappear.

35 posted on 09/21/2019 7:10:07 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: teeman8r
It was Jack Nicholson in "Five Easy Pieces".

"....I want a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce....hold the chicken, bring me the toast....hold the chicken between your knees...."

Classic line.

36 posted on 09/21/2019 7:12:56 AM PDT by HotHunt (Been there. Done that.)
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To: 21twelve

A Slow Comfortable Screw has OJ, cherry, Angostura, Southern Comfort, and sloe gin, among other ingredients.

A “girly shot”, in other words.


37 posted on 09/21/2019 7:15:33 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: a fool in paradise

Uh, everyone. I can’t even imagine a BLT without mayo. Lemme guess, you make it with wheat bread, too? ;)


38 posted on 09/21/2019 7:17:02 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (There should be a whole lot more going no than throwing bleach, said one w)
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To: reg45

39 posted on 09/21/2019 7:23:35 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: 21twelve

I knew a guy who was asked by the female hair stylist if he wanted a blow job. She meant if he wanted his wet hair blow dried. He never went back.


40 posted on 09/21/2019 7:29:11 AM PDT by bgill
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