I'm not going to shut down the country.
I'm not going to shut down the economy.
I'm going to shut down the virus.— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 30, 2020
Posted on 06/15/2022 4:04:56 PM PDT by DFG
WORLD—The world is in disbelief today upon hearing the news that Dr. Fauci, also known as the living embodiment of SCIENCE itself, has come down with COVID.
"How could this happen? What if SCIENCE dies? We'll be lost! LOST WITHOUT SCIENCE!" cried Brian Stelter on CNN. "What does this mean? Is Fauci—blessings upon him—merely a human? I don't know what's true anymore!" Brian then curled up on the couch to have a good cry and watch A Christmas Kiss 2 on the Hallmark Channel.
Thousands of devoted followers of SCIENCE have gathered around the Fauci residence to call upon the powers of SCIENCE to defeat the COVID infection. Thousands more reported being shocked to hear COVID was still a thing.
Experts theorize that SCIENCE is possibly volunteering to take COVID upon himself for the whole world and are wondering why he didn't do this two years ago.
Fauci has assured his followers that he only anticipates having COVID for 3 days, after which he will rise again.
I wonder if he is taking Ivermectin.
I'm not going to shut down the country.
I'm not going to shut down the economy.
I'm going to shut down the virus.— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 30, 2020
Dr Fubar - super phony libtard know it all contracts his own crap and little peasant me in middle America never followed a word he said and I’m fine 🤪
God *does* have a sense of humor
Weird Science
bye, bye, mr. science guy,
took a jab plus one plus two, and still you might die,
we good ol boys will be drinking goodbye,
“ this’ll be the day fauci dies!:
Sounds like Fauxi has run out of Ivermectin or maybe HCQ. Too bad.
P
He should be on respirator, and taking heavy doses of remdesivir.
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