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Joel Osteen Releases New Edition Of Bible With All Words Redacted
Babylon Bee ^
| 08/28/2022
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/28/2022 10:40:13 AM PDT by DFG
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posted on
08/28/2022 10:40:13 AM PDT
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DFG
Comment #2 Removed by Moderator
To: DFG
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posted on
08/28/2022 10:43:22 AM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: Jim W N
Can I see a copy?Here's mine, I used white out:
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posted on
08/28/2022 10:46:51 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Don't walk thru the watermelon patch)
To: DFG
Although this is humor….unfortunately Democrats have already redacted most of the Bible….specifically The Ten Commandments! 🙏
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posted on
08/28/2022 10:48:55 AM PDT
by
Brandonmark
(Made America Great Again! 11.08.2016 - A DAY OF RENEWAL is a )
To: Jim W N
I’m sure he’d send you an autographed copy for a nice donation.
To: DFG
Why is this parody? It’s already true. Total fraudster
To: DFG
Osteen’s next project is to fund researchers who are looking for ways to put a camel through the eye of a needle…
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posted on
08/28/2022 10:50:39 AM PDT
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: DFG
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posted on
08/28/2022 10:51:33 AM PDT
by
bray
(The Vax is fake and deadly)
To: Hot Tabasco
Here's mine, I used white out: You, Tabasco, are scarily sarcastic. I like that in a fellow FReeper!
Reminds me though of an old computer aphorism; "On an empty disk, you can seek forever!"
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posted on
08/28/2022 11:00:31 AM PDT
by
SES1066
(More & more it looks like Brandon's best decision was Kamala! UGH!)
To: DFG
They make fun of him, but many pastors are silent on parts of the New Testament. It is just a question whether they use 60%, 80%, 90% or 95%.
There are the prosperity ministers and the loving ministers. Most ministers only make fun of the prosperity ministers.
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posted on
08/28/2022 11:01:14 AM PDT
by
alternatives?
(The only reason to have an army is to defend your borders.)
To: alternatives?
Most ministers only make fun of the prosperity ministers. it's all fun and games until you get thrown in a lake of fire.
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posted on
08/28/2022 11:05:45 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Vote NOW!! to repeal the Second Law of Thermodynamics like your life depends on it.)
To: CaptainCarrollton
Those books you mention aren’t considered inspired by the Holy Spirit, or included in the Canon of scripture but were often included for historical and moral teaching. Nobody removed them from the Bible.
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posted on
08/28/2022 11:08:45 AM PDT
by
D_Idaho
("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
To: CaptainCarrollton
Always gotta be someone to stir the pot, huh?
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posted on
08/28/2022 11:15:29 AM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Live free, or die!)
To: CaptainCarrollton
That is because they were not even present in the Hebrew Bible, the original source, so why would we keep them?
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posted on
08/28/2022 11:22:37 AM PDT
by
nwrep
To: DFG
I tuned into Osteen’s service this morning and he was praising Jesus, and inviting everyone to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior.
He may not be theologically correct on some matters but he is hitting the mark where he needs to and is a faithful servant of Christ, in my opinion.
To: D_Idaho
It was for rather shaky reasons that some rejected these books as being part of the Bible. Luther also was tempted to exclude the book of James and the book of Revelation - he ultimately kept them but seemed to have remained critical of them - especially James. There was a church long before there was a Bible as we know it today.
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posted on
08/28/2022 11:34:16 AM PDT
by
Wilhelm Tell
(True or False? This is not a tag line.)
To: CaptainCarrollton
Going to go after the Jews for keeping those books out of the Masoretic texts too?
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posted on
08/28/2022 11:49:32 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: DFG
Well, it’s much easier for the kids to memorize Bible verses with Olsteen’s version (not that the kids can read anyway).
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posted on
08/28/2022 12:06:04 PM PDT
by
seowulf
(Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
To: DFG
Well, it is in keeping with his beliefs. *SMIRK*
Every generation gets their:
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posted on
08/28/2022 12:22:20 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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