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Spider with erection-inducing bite shuts down supermarket, but owners insist store is safe to reopen
https://www.fox26houston.com ^ | August 11, 2023 | By Peter Aitken

Posted on 08/11/2023 9:45:11 PM PDT by Enterprise

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21 posted on 08/11/2023 10:47:15 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Widget Jr

I’m worried if the spider hit him, he might write another obit for himself. The last one kept me up all night following the comments. 🤣


22 posted on 08/11/2023 11:06:20 PM PDT by Equine1952
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23 posted on 08/11/2023 11:13:36 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Widget Jr

Wait a minute!! Wait a cotton-picking minute. Isn’t that the same effects of the covid shot????


24 posted on 08/11/2023 11:33:37 PM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: Kartographer

Minus the woody, I think you’re right and all this time I thought it was the freaking bats fault.


25 posted on 08/11/2023 11:40:03 PM PDT by Equine1952
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To: Enterprise

Sounds like the owner is a ‘stand-up’ guy!


26 posted on 08/12/2023 12:00:18 AM PDT by Boomer (X-Twitter is NOT a free speech platform. The scummy Marxists are back in charge. )
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To: nickcarraway

lol


27 posted on 08/12/2023 2:02:13 AM PDT by DennisR (Look around - God gives countless clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
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To: Sequoyah101
This should become a fun thread.

No need for little blue pills?

I heard the bite, usually ends in death, after the erection thing. I don’t know if that’s true or not.

28 posted on 08/12/2023 2:05:23 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: Mark17

It’s a short life, but a merry one.


29 posted on 08/12/2023 3:34:25 AM PDT by popdonnelly (All the enormous crimes in history have been committed by governments.)
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To: Enterprise

🤣🤣🤣🤣😅


30 posted on 08/12/2023 4:26:00 AM PDT by MNDude
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To: All

sounds like a porn version of Stephen King’s “The Mist”...


31 posted on 08/12/2023 4:30:28 AM PDT by SteveH
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To: Enterprise

Banana- erection. Gotta take the good with the bad


32 posted on 08/12/2023 4:40:23 AM PDT by eartick (Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT)
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To: Enterprise

The pills for my husband worked fine doctor, but we can never shop in that grocery store again.


33 posted on 08/12/2023 5:30:34 AM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: Enterprise

With all the poisonous insects and snakes and other dangerous critters why would anyone want to live there? I guess that is why in the old days it was used as a prison colony.


34 posted on 08/12/2023 6:24:23 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: Enterprise

BFL


35 posted on 08/12/2023 6:39:12 AM PDT by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: Widget Jr

At least you would die happy.


36 posted on 08/12/2023 7:10:11 AM PDT by oldasrocks (uit )
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To: antidemoncrat

Austrian supermarket


37 posted on 08/12/2023 7:16:31 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: antidemoncrat

Austria was a prison colony?


38 posted on 08/12/2023 7:19:50 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Enterprise

Bids for the spider are up to $3,000.


39 posted on 08/12/2023 8:23:35 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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“Between 1788 and 1868, about 162,000 convicts were transported from Great Britain and Ireland to various penal colonies in Australia.”


40 posted on 08/12/2023 8:38:41 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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