Posted on 08/11/2023 9:45:11 PM PDT by Enterprise
An Austrian supermarket reopened following a three-day closure to clear the store due to an alleged sighting of a spider with a deadly bite that could also cause an hourslong erection.
The Penny Markt in Krems an der Donau closed Tuesday after the store manager spotted the spider in a banana box and immediately called the fire brigade to investigate.
The manager described the spider as about 4 inches long and colored black and red. The authorities initially suspected it was a banana spider, but previous cases of spiders in bananas from South America have identified the spider specifically as the Brazilian Wandering Spider.
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So exactly how painful is this bite?
This should become a fun thread.
No need for little blue pills?
Now all we need is a TISM song about this incident.
So exactly WHERE does this spider have to bite in order to get the, ahh, enhancement, effect?
Spiderman
The Happy Ending Spider
that could also cause an hours long erection...
for the bitten or the spider?
MJ wishing it was this spider that bit Peter, heh heh, he said peter...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_eBuhHF5s
Anybody seen Laz?
An erection is just one of the symptoms experienced while you die.
Yes, I actually read the article.
Is it radioactive?
How long does the death last?
O_O >-< O_O >-< O_O ??? !!!
Effects of its venom include: painful swelling at bite, muscle weakness, tremors, difficulty breathing or speaking, paralysis,
nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, irregular heart beat, high blood pressure, chest pain, abdominal pain, cramping,
and, of course, a chance of painful death.
That is a set of performance issues that make performing any bodily function, like staying alive and not dying, more challenging than usual.
Laz would not hit this.
“The doc says you’re going to die”
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(Guessing that’s what it is.)
Is a BUMP enough for this thread?
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