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Spider with erection-inducing bite shuts down supermarket, but owners insist store is safe to reopen
https://www.fox26houston.com ^
| August 11, 2023
| By Peter Aitken
Posted on 08/11/2023 9:45:11 PM PDT by Enterprise
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Um, so where is this store again? Asking for a friend.
To: Enterprise
So exactly how painful is this bite?
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posted on
08/11/2023 9:47:58 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
To: Enterprise
This should become a fun thread.
No need for little blue pills?
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posted on
08/11/2023 9:48:09 PM PDT
by
Sequoyah101
(Procrastination is just a form of defiance.)
To: Enterprise
Now all we need is a TISM song about this incident.
To: Enterprise
So exactly WHERE does this spider have to bite in order to get the, ahh, enhancement, effect?
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posted on
08/11/2023 9:52:36 PM PDT
by
CurlyDave
To: Enterprise
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posted on
08/11/2023 9:52:58 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
To: Enterprise
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posted on
08/11/2023 9:54:13 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(I'm homesick for a country that no longer exists...)
To: Enterprise
that could also cause an hours long erection...
for the bitten or the spider?
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posted on
08/11/2023 9:55:09 PM PDT
by
Texas resident
(We are living through Barak's fundamental transformation)
To: bunkerhill7
MJ wishing it was this spider that bit Peter, heh heh, he said peter...
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posted on
08/11/2023 9:59:54 PM PDT
by
cport
(How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
To: Enterprise
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posted on
08/11/2023 10:00:29 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: Enterprise
In the event of a
snake spider bite, you suck out the poison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_eBuhHF5s
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posted on
08/11/2023 10:01:20 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
To: Enterprise
To: Enterprise
An erection is just one of the symptoms experienced while you die.
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posted on
08/11/2023 10:10:01 PM PDT
by
SpaceBar
To: Enterprise
Yes, I actually read the article.
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posted on
08/11/2023 10:11:22 PM PDT
by
SpaceBar
To: Enterprise
To: SpaceBar
How long does the death last?
To: Enterprise
Looking up the effects of its
venom... O_O >-< O_O >-< O_O ??? !!!
Effects of its venom include: painful swelling at bite, muscle weakness, tremors, difficulty breathing or speaking, paralysis,
nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, irregular heart beat, high blood pressure, chest pain, abdominal pain, cramping,
and, of course, a chance of painful death.
That is a set of performance issues that make performing any bodily function, like staying alive and not dying, more challenging than usual.
To: Equine1952
To: llevrok
“The doc says you’re going to die”
.
.
.
(Guessing that’s what it is.)
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posted on
08/11/2023 10:43:19 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
To: 21twelve
Is a BUMP enough for this thread?
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posted on
08/11/2023 10:46:43 PM PDT
by
Laslo Fripp
(Does anybody proofread anymore?)
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