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Biden Snubs NYC Mayor [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 September 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/25/2023 10:38:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

While in New York City to give a speech at the United Nations, President Biden declined to meet with Mayor Eric Adams. "I was hoping to get some support from my Party's president to help us afford the billions of dollars in extra expenses the flood of migrants is costing us," Adams said. "Without some sort of a federal bailout we're going to have to cut city services across-the-board. That will hurt the poorest of our residents, most of which are American citizens."

Presidential Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre chastised Adams "for dumping his local problems on the President. President Biden is here in New York City as the leader of the free world. His top priority is funding Ukraine's war against Russia. If we allow Russia to carve up Ukraine no nation's independence will be secure. If NYC goes bankrupt because it can't afford to care for its migrants who will be hurt? The City can simply default on its debts. The imprudent purchasers of its debts will just eat their losses and life will go on. That is not the case in Ukraine. Conquest by Russia means death to Zelensky and destruction of the Biden Brand--bringing a whole family's means of support crashing down."

"On top of this, the President has promised that the United States will be the largest donor to humanitarian causes in the world," she added. "This means stopping climate change, healing the sick, and feeding the poor. The trillions this will cost dwarf the piddling $12 billion Mayor Adams says he needs to help him pay for aiding the refugees that have landed in his city."

In related news, in a bid to reduce the number of migrants crossing into the US on foot, the Biden Administration is offering to fly them directly to their desired destination within the US. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro N. Mayorkas explained that "trekking through Mexico to cross the border on foot is dangerous. The cartels extort and sometimes murder migrants. By intercepting migrants in their countries of origin and flying them directly into the US we are saving lives. By giving them green cards like President Biden just authorized for 400,000 Venezuelan migrants we are given them employment and reducing the burdens on sanctuary cities that must feed and house these migrants."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: migrants; satire; trillions; ukraine

1 posted on 09/25/2023 10:38:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

President Retard knows he can take a big CRAP on NY and it won’t matter. They’ll bend over and ask for more


2 posted on 09/25/2023 10:41:50 AM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: John Semmens

“...Karine Jean-Pierre chastised Adams “for dumping his local problems on the President...”

Wow!!!! I did not know the mayor of New York had control over our southern border?????????????


3 posted on 09/25/2023 10:44:01 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: John Semmens

Adams is a begging


4 posted on 09/25/2023 10:53:16 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: All

Biden is known as being compassionately generous. Take Ukraine.

60 Minutes reported not only does Biden pay for
<><>57,000 Ukraine First Responders,
<><>pensions, and salaries for health care and education officials, and other “humanitarian needs,
<><>salaries, pensions and “associated expenses” of the massive Ukrainian govt,
<><>and $$$ aid to Ukranian small businesses including helping them find foreign markets.

That adds up to a niggling $2 billion per month as Congress debates sending Ukraine another $24 billion.


5 posted on 09/25/2023 11:12:07 AM PDT by Liz ( 2024 Dems will have the same guy with the same team around him, just older.)
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