The then-coherent Biden’s aggressive body language, restrained by the ambitious drJill,
suggests a man who is miffed he got caught......b/c he knows he's on his way up.
Posted on 01/13/2024 12:15:40 AM PST by John Semmens
This week it was discovered that the Fulton County, Georgia, District Attorney Fani Willis hired her ambulance-chasing paramour Nathan Wade to be the "special prosecutor" of Donald Trump for challenging the state's 2020 reported election results. She authorized payments to him amounting to over $600,000--including billings for 16 hours of consultation with the White House. Most of this money was spent on luxury getaway trysts for the two of them.
Willis also secretly met with the House January 6 Committee to obtain "evidence" that did not have to be shared with the people she planned to prosecute because she had not yet indicted them. Jan. 6 committee chairman Bennie Thompson (D-Miss) praised "her ingenuity in evading the normal discovery rules that would have given these enemies of democracy information that could've been used to derail their conviction. Coming on top of Speaker Nancy Pelosi's (D-Calif) unprecedented refusal to allow Republicans to choose their own J6 committee members revolutionized the process for eliminating democracy's enemies."
Pelosi defended her innovation, declaring that "to allow Republicans to select who would represent their Party on the Jan 6 Committee would have thrown a monkey wrench into the process. They didn't let members of the Nazi Party participate in the investigation of Germany's war crimes during World War II and for good reason. The enemies of humanity aren't qualified to objectively assess the evidence against themselves. It was essential that the only Republicans who could be trusted to be on the committee were people who already acknowledged the guilt of Trump and his MAGA insurrectionists."
Presidential Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre brushed aside Republican objections, saying that "the petty indiscretions of Ms. Willis do not absolve the insurrectionists from the enormity of their crimes. The extraordinary threat against our democracy posed by the MAGA extremists justifies the extraordinary actions that heroes like District Attorney Willis, Speaker Pelosi, and President Biden have taken on behalf of the American people."
In related news, undercover FBI agents helped Humzah Mashkoor, a developmentally challenged 18-year-old, to plan a trip to join the ISIS terror organization. He was arrested before he could board his flight to Dubai. FBI spokesman Ikan Nabum explained that "we could see that Mr. Mashkoor was a threat to national security from some of his social media posts. It was also clear that given his mental deficiencies he might never have done anything that would have justified taking him into custody. The little bit of assistance we gave him enabled us to log an arrest that might otherwise not have been possible."
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This is satire? Sounds like the real thing.
The then-coherent Biden’s aggressive body language, restrained by the ambitious drJill,
suggests a man who is miffed he got caught......b/c he knows he's on his way up.
GOOD READ: Luke Rosiak is a top-notch investigative reporter and author of the book
“Obstruction of Justice: How the Deep State Risked National Security to Protect the Democrats.“
Big Fani be spending those taxpayer dollars like a drunken pirate drinking rum.
BACKSTORY Earlier, Nathan Wade was paid $$millions
of tax dollars to “investigate” inmates in prison deaths.
<><>After years of investigation he admitted he had no written records of his review.
<><>He said he did the work, but his review was “in his mind.”
Fani was lying under the covers with Nathan gazing at the Caribbean moon.
So she tapped him on the shoulder and asked him why she wasnt feeling anything.
Nathan told Fani not to worry. He gave her a real good shtupe .....he did it all in his mind.
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