Posted on 01/13/2024 5:41:21 AM PST by CFW
We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So ….
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man / woman / person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Then I was accused of using a black face on the snow person.
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything, marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...
Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. We are doomed.
(We are doomed.)
Unfortunately, that’s absolutely correct.
If you tore down the snow people, you’d be accused of mass murder...
😁👍
LOL…that’s hilarious. I just texted it to my sister and she loves it, too.
Thanks for sharing that today!
It would go a long way to fixing things if we stopped entertaining the lefts delusions.
CC
“It would go a long way to fixing things if we stopped entertaining the lefts delusions.”
Yep, I’ve been saying that for a long time.
Bttt
Thanks! I thought many here would enjoy it especially with the polar vortex swooping down to destroy us all this week.
On a side note, the current fad of naming every storm with winds over 20 mph is something that I wish would pass. The media hypes each storm to the extent that people begin to ignore the warnings. When a dangerous storm really develops many people are put at risk because they assume the hyperbole is just for clicks and do not prepare in a meaningful way. It is much the same as they do for hurricanes.
With that being said, I hope our northern Freepers have prepared for the cold weather and are all snug and safe in their homes.
First response to the feminist should have been to accuse her of assuming gender of said snow creature and report her for her offence. Always make them live up to their so called standards.
Yeah it’s insanity
the snow people are just doing the jobs that Americans refuse to do
George W Bush
Build your snowman, the first person who comes by, tell them "nope" and get on with your life.
“the current fad of naming every storm with winds over 20 mph is something that I wish would pass.”
Not sure this accurate, but only named storms can get federal funding, therefore almost all get named.
Smoking cigars usually works.
I call it “Karen repellent”.
I have just learned to tell people "No" and when they ask "why not" I just answer "Because. Now go away."
The more you try to comply or explain the worse it always goes for you because they are looking to make trouble.
No - she was mad because the broomstick is the correct accessory if she were an action figure.
I'd say "doll" but those are cute and feminine.
Aesop's fables are not taught any more which is a shame. The old dead dude had a lot of wisdom. And isn't it interesting how people have not changed at all in two thousand years?
TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now a sexist.
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