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Biden Boasts "Court Can't Stop Me" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 Feb 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/23/2024 11:11:22 PM PST by John Semmens

Despite a Supreme Court decision declaring that a president lacks the authority to unilaterally forgive student debt, a chipper Biden boasted "the Court can't stop me. I sign the papers and $138 billion in debts don't have to be repaid. It's as simple as that. Judges have no troops or police officers to arrest me. Democrats in Congress will prevent the Republicans from impeaching me."

Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre explained that "sterile adherence to out-dated notions of a balance of power between the three branches of government must not be allowed to thwart the President from ending the suffering of those who are burdened with excessive debt. Voters recognize this and will reward him with a second term."

Rep. Bob Good (R-Va) called Biden's action "an abuse of power and fundamentally unfair. The debt isn't eliminated. It is merely passed on to taxpayers, many of whom never went to college. Why should those who gained nothing from these loans be burdened with this debt?"

Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC) disagreed with Good, saying that "at a very fundamental level these loans were a scam. The intent of the loan program was to make college more affordable, but universities simply raised tuition and other fees to absorb indecent amounts of the available money. Naive youngsters were lured into the pursuit of essentially worthless degrees with little value to employers. As a matter of equity, these people deserve relief."

Good said "I don't dispute Rep. Clyburn's assessment, but shifting the burden, as President Biden has done, continues the pattern of exploitation by the universities. The ballooning administrative costs, poor quality of instruction, and ethical breaches of plagiarism by professors and administrators remain in-place while the costs of these excesses are passed onto innocent bystanders. We can and must do better than this."

Biden went on to inanely claim that "forgiving this debt also helps those who didn't go to college because everyone benefits from a more highly educated population. Polls consistently show that those with college degrees are more likely to vote Democrat. This is a vital bulwark in our effort to defeat the enemies of democracy that are trying to implement fascism in our country."

In other college news, biology professor Dr. Johnson Varkey who was discharged after four of his students complained that his assertion that a person's sex is determined by their chromosomes "disrespected a person's right to choose for themselves," was reinstated. First Liberty Institute--a law firm specializing in defending religious liberty--came to his defense. A relieved Dr. Varkey said "people can choose what they want to believe, but biology is a matter of science. It is immune to nonscientific beliefs."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/358634-2024-02-24-semi-news-semi-satire-february-25-2024-edition.htm


TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clyburn; postandrun; profreinstated; satire; selfpromotion; studentdebt
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1 posted on 02/23/2024 11:11:22 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: 1of10; #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 1raider1; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


2 posted on 02/23/2024 11:12:35 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Is he wrong ..?


3 posted on 02/23/2024 11:18:27 PM PST by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: John Semmens
Alright .... I finally got a “first” post ...

HA HA in your faces ...

now .... I guess I should go read at least a little of the thing I just posted to.

Don't worry ... I won't read the whole thing ...
FR tradition don't cha know ...ha ha

4 posted on 02/23/2024 11:22:27 PM PST by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: John Semmens

RE: Biden boasted “the Court can’t stop me. I sign the papers and $138 billion in debts don’t have to be repaid. It’s as simple as that. Judges have no troops or police officers to arrest me. Democrats in Congress will prevent the Republicans from impeaching me.”


Remember, the Dems absurdly said American should fear the tyranny of Trump being elected and the coming end of democracy.
What do they call an out of control executive order dispenser?

“He finally got to the top of the world....”
White Heat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjzKiEs_pHI


5 posted on 02/23/2024 11:23:17 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: John Semmens

“Semi-News/Semi-Satire “

wow ..... I should read the articles more often ...

that was really good.

But I didn’t see any satire .... where did miss it?


6 posted on 02/23/2024 11:26:12 PM PST by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: All

Biden was spotted wearing a sturdy pair of sneakers; his aides are trying to keep him from falling down on camera. He exited Marine One Monday wearing sturdy all-black sneakers with a wide thick sole. The new kicks appear to be Hoka 'Transport' sneakers, which retail for $150.

7 posted on 02/23/2024 11:39:08 PM PST by Liz (Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charlton Heston.)
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To: John Semmens

We now live in a Dictatorship.


8 posted on 02/24/2024 12:24:18 AM PST by Delta 21 (If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
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To: Liz
“all-black sneakers “

He had probably been playing soccer with some kids
or maybe some basket ball with the hommies
He played simi pro ya know?

and his son died ...
and his kitchen burned ...
and he was a truck driver ...
and .....

9 posted on 02/24/2024 12:25:15 AM PST by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: Liz
“all-black sneakers “

He had probably been playing soccer with some kids
or maybe some basket ball with the hommies
He played simi pro ya know?

and his son died ...
and his kitchen burned ...
and he was a truck driver ...
and .....

10 posted on 02/24/2024 12:25:16 AM PST by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: Liz
“all-black sneakers “

He had probably been playing soccer with some kids
or maybe some basket ball with the hommies
He played simi pro ya know?

and his son died ...
and his kitchen burned ...
and he was a truck driver ...
and .....

11 posted on 02/24/2024 12:25:16 AM PST by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: 1of10

ya I thought it was a very important post

so I posted it three times ...

ya ..... I meant to do that ...

that’s the ticket ... I meant to do that ...

(hanging head in shame)


12 posted on 02/24/2024 12:27:47 AM PST by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: 1of10
Is he wrong ..?

No, he is not wrong. We have been saying for years, that the rats 🐀 could BBQ babies on the White House lawn and get away with it. The current occupant of the white hut has nothing to fear. Actually, that’s not entirely true. He DOES have to fear Jesus Christ, the righteous judge. He is in mortal danger of the judgment.

13 posted on 02/24/2024 1:59:42 AM PST by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: Mark17

” the judgment.”

from the real judge

yup , I take a little comfort in that, for sure.


14 posted on 02/24/2024 4:02:40 AM PST by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: John Semmens

Well, the truth hurts. The Supreme Court is powerless unless Congress backs their decision.


15 posted on 02/24/2024 4:07:58 AM PST by buckalfa (Gut feelings are your guardian angels)
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To: John Semmens

Demo-rats in congress will have little influence to protect this asshole from impeachment after Jan 2025! And the new DOJ will have little trouble indicting him, and the courts will then have little trouble convicting him and his family! And the jailers will have little trouble locking his family in the same jail cells where the J6 protesters were once held. Pay back is a bitch......


16 posted on 02/24/2024 4:27:47 AM PST by eeriegeno (Checks and balances??? What checks and balances?)
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To: eeriegeno

Demo-rats in congress will have little influence to protect this asshole from impeachment after Jan 2025! And the new DOJ will have little trouble indicting him, and the courts will then have little trouble convicting him and his family! And the jailers will have little trouble locking his family in the same jail cells where the J6 protesters were once held. Pay back is a bitch......
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Can you please donate some of your drug supply to me.


17 posted on 02/24/2024 5:23:52 AM PST by sunny bonobo
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To: John Semmens

Similar to stalin who supposedly said “Eff the Pope. How many divisions does he have?”


18 posted on 02/24/2024 5:53:31 AM PST by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: John Semmens

So does that mean we can ignore any decisions handed down by the Imperial Judicial Branch to Joe?


19 posted on 02/24/2024 6:22:33 AM PST by antidemoncrat
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To: John Semmens

I caught that part about “outdated notions of a balance of power”. That press secretary Jean-Pierre doesn’t seem to have any notion of how our “dated” system is supposed to work. No wonder so many TV viewers think she is nuts. We seem to have many people in power in gov’t. today that have no idea why there are so many problems or how our government is SUPPOSED to work. She certainly does nothing to dispel that notion. Hopefully the next presidential election will produce some much needed correction in that area.


20 posted on 02/24/2024 6:41:43 AM PST by oldtech
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