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WEF Wants Ban on Home-Grown Food [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 March 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/06/2024 8:33:49 AM PST by John Semmens

The World Economic Forum (WEF) is urging governments to ban people from growing their own food. Klaus Schwab, founder and chairman of WEF, asserted that "the dabbling of amateurs in food production is bad for the climate. The dispersed nature of home gardens makes them hard to regulate. Abolition is the best way to eradicate this undesirable use of scarce resources."

"Our goals for the masses of zero meat and dairy consumption, zero automobile ownership, a maximum of three new items of clothing per person per year, and only one short-haul flight of less than 1500 km every 3 years per person require extreme discipline," Schwab explained. "The age of anarchic individualism must come to an end if we are to prevent climate catastrophe. It must be replaced by obedience to a leadership that will make more efficient decisions about how society shall be organized and how everyone must live."

"I am pleased to see that in the United States the most enlightened city leaders have formed the 'C40 Cities Climate Leadership Group' to help speed the transition from individualism to collectivism," Klaus added. "These leaders have pledged to meet our goals by the year 2030. For them to succeed, resources currently held by private individuals must be confiscated and repurposed by the public sector. Each person's legitimate needs will be met by allocations from the public treasury. Each person's tasks will be assigned to them by the government based on their abilities. Peace, harmony, joy, and love will be the uniform fate for every unit in the collective."

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TOPICS: Agriculture; Business/Economy; Food; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: communism; satire; schwab; tyranny

1 posted on 03/06/2024 8:33:49 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The World Enslavement Forum also wants us to give the $1.5 trillion a year so they can exterminate us


2 posted on 03/06/2024 8:37:11 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

If you tried to write a villain who said these things into your dystopian novel, you’d get criticized for creating such a cliche archetype. The critics would claim it’s not realistic. No one is this openly evil.


3 posted on 03/06/2024 8:41:27 AM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: butlerweave

well they aren’t going to do it for free! I wonder if $1.5 trillion a year is enough.


4 posted on 03/06/2024 8:42:06 AM PST by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
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To: John Semmens

The World Enslavement Forum can all go to hell.


5 posted on 03/06/2024 8:44:34 AM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: John Semmens

This is not satire. It IS obvious Evil.


6 posted on 03/06/2024 8:54:50 AM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
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To: John Semmens

Constitutionally, that would constitute a “Taking”. Where’s my. check?


7 posted on 03/06/2024 8:57:45 AM PST by muir_redwoods (There will be a celebration in January 2025, either with champagne or with “hardware”)
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To: John Semmens

I’m 74 years old. I challenge Klaus Schwab to a fist fight.


8 posted on 03/06/2024 8:59:39 AM PST by muir_redwoods (There will be a celebration in January 2025, either with champagne or with “hardware”)
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To: John Semmens

I wish that Free Republic would stop publishing “semi-satire” fiction, and stick to factual news stories. This is a major flaw in this website. Stick to the facts!


9 posted on 03/06/2024 9:02:26 AM PST by rod5591
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To: John Semmens
There is nothing better for the world than planting something wholesome to grow.

10 posted on 03/06/2024 9:03:37 AM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: rod5591

This semi-satire thing is a guy posting his blog every day to get people to maybe click on over to his website page. It’s annoying as hell because it purports to satirize factual events which are already evident and calling it satire is confusing. I see the semi satire in the heading of the post and skip right past it as I have for shooting maybe he’s been doing this for over a decade.

There’s also the guy who posts every single article published on Medical Express as if it were some kind of earth shattering major discovery along the lines of pre-sliced bread. It’s always someone who is trying to make a buck from the open ability to post on Free Republic.


11 posted on 03/06/2024 9:26:08 AM PST by webheart
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To: John Semmens

I remember reading back in early 1960s that Commie Cuba did the same so it could keep a stranglehold on the public. they encouraged the planting of flowers but not food.


12 posted on 03/06/2024 9:56:35 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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