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Stormy Daniels Feared for Her Life [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/25/2024 11:45:17 AM PDT by John Semmens

Adult film star Stormy Daniels says she signed a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) for which she was paid $130,000 "because I was terrified I could be killed if I didn't. Other people who knew things about politicians have ended up dead. Both Seth Rich and Vince Foster were shot under mysterious circumstances."

Daniels is slated to testify in Trump's election interference trial before Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. Bragg alleges that voters in 2016 we defrauded when NDAs Trump negotiated to avoid public embarrassment "were essential information needed to assess Trump's fitness for office."

Despite the fact that NDAs are legal and widely used, Judge Juan Merchan ruled that "these particular NDAs are void because Trump represents an existential threat to our democracy. Whatever actions, no matter how extraordinary or legally dubious, that can be taken to neutralize this threat must be taken."

Merchan went on to say that "just because the Federal Election Commission declined to charge Trump with election interference in 2016 doesn't mean he is not guilty. Neither will I allow Trump to argue that he is being subjected to selective prosecution because all prosecutions are selective. Prosecutors may decide whether or not to prosecute any person as a matter of their own discretion."

In related news, Biden is getting a kick out of Trump's difficulty posting the $464 million bond necessary for him to appeal the excessive fine New York has imposed on him for the victimless crime of obtaining and paying back a business loan. "Life should be hard for the enemies of democracy," Biden asserted. "He should've thought of that before he decided to challenge my reelection. If his sons had the skills that my son has he'd be getting more cash payments than he could keep track of."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; clinton; fec; nda; satire; trump
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1 posted on 03/25/2024 11:45:17 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Despite the fact that NDAs are legal and widely used.........Democrats never let facts get in the way of politics...................


2 posted on 03/25/2024 11:47:31 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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“Adult film star” sounds so much more dignified than disease-ridden sex performer.


3 posted on 03/25/2024 11:54:09 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: John Semmens

BS. Tara Reade is living in Russia because she really is scared of joey. Trump ladies are suing him. Who is really the one worried? Not the Trump liars.


4 posted on 03/25/2024 11:59:26 AM PDT by Singermom
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Funny - her examples are threats to DNC logistics only.


5 posted on 03/25/2024 12:00:51 PM PDT by linedrive ( )
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To: John Semmens

Yeah, yeah, and Joe Biden was a fighter pilot combat ace and has a Nobel Prize in physics.


6 posted on 03/25/2024 12:03:49 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: John Semmens

Article #12,536,256 on how Trump is “literally Hitler and Al Capone”.


7 posted on 03/25/2024 12:05:08 PM PDT by mikelets456
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Who?


8 posted on 03/25/2024 12:06:08 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Da Coyote

Pretty good for a “historic black college” graduate who spoke Spanish as a first language.


9 posted on 03/25/2024 12:24:19 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (A person who seeks the truth with a closed mind will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
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“Seth Rich and Vince Foster were shot under mysterious circumstances.”

Where’s the mystery? Seth Rich was the person who gave DNC emails to WikiLeaks, which were then released that damaged Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign. Vince Foster was Bill’s and Hilly’s attorney and had brokered the Canadian tainted blood contract for Bill from Arkansas in the mid 1980’s that resurfaced. And both were decided with Rogers being shot in D.C in the back, a known liberal area with one of the highest gun crime rates in the CONUS. And Foster’s was called a suicide. Can’t compare a duck with a swan.

So the operatives names here are Bill and Hilary Clinton, not Trump. Apples and Oranges. Trump supposedly had a tryist with Stormy in 2006. If he wanted her dead it would have happened long before this and it wouldn’t have hit any news lines as Trump was a rich nobody at that time. Welcome to media manure.

wy69


10 posted on 03/25/2024 12:35:34 PM PDT by whitney69 (yption tunnels)
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He was a multi billionaire. The very fact that she’s alive proves that there was no danger. He could pay some guy $5 million without even noticing, that guy could hire someone for $1 million, that guy could hire a street thug for $6500. The street thug who whacked a stripper while she was pumping gas would never even know who caused it for the murder. And when cops find a murdered stripper, it’s not exactly unusual. She’s a drama queen


11 posted on 03/25/2024 12:38:49 PM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI. )
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To: whitney69

The most famous germaphobic president we’ve ever had bedded down a stripper/porn star. Yeah that makes sense. /s


12 posted on 03/25/2024 12:49:49 PM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI. )
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A blowout at her proportions could be fatal.


13 posted on 03/25/2024 12:50:07 PM PDT by Redmen4ever
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Makes no sense at all.

A person who is willing to kill you to shut you up will NOT give you 130k. They will simply kill you.


14 posted on 03/25/2024 12:53:00 PM PDT by fightin kentuckian
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That’s pure liberal logic.


15 posted on 03/25/2024 12:54:06 PM PDT by fightin kentuckian
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Her biggest health risk would be from choking.


16 posted on 03/25/2024 12:56:08 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (Hospitals are the most dangerous place on Earth! Dr. David Williams)
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a little propaganda doesn’t hurt


17 posted on 03/25/2024 2:24:01 PM PDT by californian by choice
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To: DesertRhino

“...bedded down a stripper/porn star.”

Many of our presidents had histories of little adventures. Probably the most famous two were Kennedy and Clinton.

Franklin D. Roosevelt cheated with his wife’s secretary, records show. ...
Dwight D. ...
Several women said they had affairs with John F. ...
Lyndon B. ...
Gerald R. ...
George H. W. ...
Aside from Bill Clinton’s multiple affair allegations, he was accused of sexual assault. ...
George W.

https://www.businessinsider.com/us-presidents-sex-scandals-white-house-and-beyond-2023-1

wy69


18 posted on 03/25/2024 2:48:06 PM PDT by whitney69 (yption tunnels)
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To: SpaceBar
"“Adult film star” sounds so much more dignified than disease-ridden sex performer."

"Porn star" = a prostitute who only works when they're shooting video.

19 posted on 03/25/2024 7:32:14 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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To: whitney69

None of them were famous as a germophobe who had to learn to get comfortable shaking large numbers of hands. No way he touched that human toilet.

By the way, she swore in court that they did not have an affair.


20 posted on 03/25/2024 10:57:47 PM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI. )
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