Posted on 12/10/2005 7:44:29 AM PST by M203M4
Monday night, a record number of noise complaints were received by Residential Security Officers in Roger Revelle College. Officers responding to the calls found the sexual activity of a deaf couple to be the source of the noises, which were described as "cacophonous" by witnesses.
The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, "I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot." According to Zipelli, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’"
Upon further investigation, officers on the scene were able to locate the disturbance in the bedroom of Revelle sophomore Katherine Chavez. "All her suite-mates were awake," said Zipelli. “They all were crowded around her door, afraid to go in.”
Jamie Valencia was one of those at the scene. "We banged on the door for 15 minutes straight!" said Valencia. "The sounds wouldn’t stop—they kept getting louder until the floor was shaking. I had a midterm in the morning and needed to sleep, so I called the police."
"We thought she had broken a leg or something," added Julie Klein. "The moans and thumping sounded like she kept hitting the wall, but her boyfriend was there too. I thought he might be beating her, but I was afraid to intervene."
Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a "deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands." After yelling a short while, RSO’s had to physically stop the couple from their activity.
Miller and Chavez transferred to UCSD in the fall in order to "more fully experience college life together," signed Miller. "The apartments seemed like the perfect environment to adjust to life with others."
What Miller and Chavez had not accounted for when moving to public school was their sound level when having intercourse. "We had attended an institute for the deaf," signed Chavez. "We didn’t have any idea that we were louder than anyone else. I just get so excited sometimes."
"This can’t go on every night," Zipelli told the couple. "I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex as much as any other RSO, but if these noise complaints keep coming in, I’m going to have to cite you."
Miller and Chavez were reportedly "deeply apologetic" about the incident. Miller offered, "I guess we could close the window next time."
Well, you were stuned anyway! LOL
Have to adjust my beeber, it's early!
*Smacks head*
Oops.
Double oops, no pun intended.... :)
LOL!!
ROFL!!!
Good thing neither had a pacemaker! LOL
Usually, it's the round of applause and fireworks from the scoreboard I get afterwards, that can be deafening
Ooooh.... Oooohhh... Oooooohhh sweet mystery of life at last I've found yooou!!!!
I've always thought that
women make a lot of noise
'cause it distracts guys
so guys keep working
longer to get the job done . . .
(I have noticed that
when I politely
say, "Hey, could you just shut up?"
girls giggle a lot.)
Give those kids a roll of duct tape so everyone else in the dorm can get a little sleep!
I was mercilless with those people and they couldn't have been happier. They figured that it was good that I treated them like I treat everyone else.
Riding in the back seat of my deaf friends car one night I told my hearing friend to tell "jim" that I just threw up all over the back seat of his car. Jim slams on the brakes and slides to a stop only to turn around and see me laughing.
Another stunt I enjoyed was when I would leave their homes I would get into their cars and tune the radios to polka and crank it full tilt. The next day I would see them driving around just jammin the polka.
MOO's Yer Daddy?
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LOL,i needed that...the laugh that is.
add me to your list please!
LOL! You are twisted!
Done!
Deaf People get it on like that? KEWL!!! Glad they are gettin one of lifes better rewards!!!
Get it on till "The cows come home".
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