Posted on 12/10/2005 7:44:29 AM PST by M203M4
Monday night, a record number of noise complaints were received by Residential Security Officers in Roger Revelle College. Officers responding to the calls found the sexual activity of a deaf couple to be the source of the noises, which were described as "cacophonous" by witnesses.
The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, "I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot." According to Zipelli, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a moo, and then a bang and a higher-pitched moo. It was like MOO BANG MOOO!"
Upon further investigation, officers on the scene were able to locate the disturbance in the bedroom of Revelle sophomore Katherine Chavez. "All her suite-mates were awake," said Zipelli. They all were crowded around her door, afraid to go in.
Jamie Valencia was one of those at the scene. "We banged on the door for 15 minutes straight!" said Valencia. "The sounds wouldnt stopthey kept getting louder until the floor was shaking. I had a midterm in the morning and needed to sleep, so I called the police."
"We thought she had broken a leg or something," added Julie Klein. "The moans and thumping sounded like she kept hitting the wall, but her boyfriend was there too. I thought he might be beating her, but I was afraid to intervene."
Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a "deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands." After yelling a short while, RSOs had to physically stop the couple from their activity.
Miller and Chavez transferred to UCSD in the fall in order to "more fully experience college life together," signed Miller. "The apartments seemed like the perfect environment to adjust to life with others."
What Miller and Chavez had not accounted for when moving to public school was their sound level when having intercourse. "We had attended an institute for the deaf," signed Chavez. "We didnt have any idea that we were louder than anyone else. I just get so excited sometimes."
"This cant go on every night," Zipelli told the couple. "I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex as much as any other RSO, but if these noise complaints keep coming in, Im going to have to cite you."
Miller and Chavez were reportedly "deeply apologetic" about the incident. Miller offered, "I guess we could close the window next time."
If two deaf people get it on in the woods and nobody is there does it make any noise?
This couple was apparently going at it for quite a while before the police got there. And when the cops break them apart, they're not even done. These two might want to focus less on signing during sex and instead use their hands for...other things.
For alas, this is a tale..full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
Bettern the mickey mouse ones we have.
Thanks for the reminder.... I've gotta get more batteries for my hearing aids. :)
If they don't, you're doing it wrong.
ah, you wear your hearing aids "THEN"? hmmmm.. careful when she nibbles on your ear!
:-)
""We banged on the door for 15 minutes straight!" said Valencia."
There's a joke in there somewhere...
Lol.
I will bet this thread is already mirrored by at least one anti-freeper site.
...when she was yelling moo.....
Well, while you're interpreting, what was the bang?
I'm thinking I found my new tagline.
ROFL!
Moo Bang?!
Conservatives have always had good sex and a sense of humor. This is not to be denied.
Could Moo be interputted as "MORE"? I love hearing that from a woman.
I think Conservatives are happier with themselves. Liberals are not and cannot change that so they try to change the outside around them.
But of course, because the article is about sex between a man and a woman, not a couple of bug chasers seeking Victimhood.
Liars.
"Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a 'deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands.'"
Oh geshhh, can't make that stuff up.
Wonder if this would be covered in the Americans with Disabilities Act?
I can see it now: "Deaf students are entitled to sound proof quarters."
...whenever housed in public institutions.
LOL!!!!
Maybe they are doing it wrong?
dd
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