Posted on 12/10/2005 7:44:29 AM PST by M203M4
Monday night, a record number of noise complaints were received by Residential Security Officers in Roger Revelle College. Officers responding to the calls found the sexual activity of a deaf couple to be the source of the noises, which were described as "cacophonous" by witnesses.
The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, "I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot." According to Zipelli, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a moo, and then a bang and a higher-pitched moo. It was like MOO BANG MOOO!"
Upon further investigation, officers on the scene were able to locate the disturbance in the bedroom of Revelle sophomore Katherine Chavez. "All her suite-mates were awake," said Zipelli. They all were crowded around her door, afraid to go in.
Jamie Valencia was one of those at the scene. "We banged on the door for 15 minutes straight!" said Valencia. "The sounds wouldnt stopthey kept getting louder until the floor was shaking. I had a midterm in the morning and needed to sleep, so I called the police."
"We thought she had broken a leg or something," added Julie Klein. "The moans and thumping sounded like she kept hitting the wall, but her boyfriend was there too. I thought he might be beating her, but I was afraid to intervene."
Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a "deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands." After yelling a short while, RSOs had to physically stop the couple from their activity.
Miller and Chavez transferred to UCSD in the fall in order to "more fully experience college life together," signed Miller. "The apartments seemed like the perfect environment to adjust to life with others."
What Miller and Chavez had not accounted for when moving to public school was their sound level when having intercourse. "We had attended an institute for the deaf," signed Chavez. "We didnt have any idea that we were louder than anyone else. I just get so excited sometimes."
"This cant go on every night," Zipelli told the couple. "I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex as much as any other RSO, but if these noise complaints keep coming in, Im going to have to cite you."
Miller and Chavez were reportedly "deeply apologetic" about the incident. Miller offered, "I guess we could close the window next time."
This is hilarious!
Key phrases...
"I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex as much as any other RSO,"
"deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands."
"After yelling a short while, RSOs had to physically stop the couple from their activity." (sorry I missed this!)
"We had attended an institute for the deaf," signed Chavez. "We didnt have any idea that we were louder than anyone else. I just get so excited sometimes."
Just Damn
dd
Apprently it goes, "MOOO BANG MOOOOOO".
Give me deaf sex any day of the week!!! MOO
Stop dating girls and try women.
I'll send you videos of the last several deaf women I was with ;)
I bet they love you!
ROFLMAO!!!
Back in a while have to go find the wife!!! hehehe
What??
Can you hear me now?
HUH?
Ya know, I know a couple deaf people. One lost their hearing, the other never had it. The one that lost their hearing has audible tones that are a little higher pitched than the other, but still they are very low pitched sounds... I can just imagine what it sounded like, these two in the article, a cross between two men, or, maybe closer to two moose going at it!!
How did their signing, "moo, Bang, MOO", disturb the neighbors?
As long as they be male and female and they are having a wonderful time I am all for it. I don't care if it sounds like bullfrogs at war!!!
Keep tabs on the next MI freeper rally honey...
LOL
lol...BTTT!!
LOL
It's not easy. What's worse is when you find out she was signing "You're JO-KING, baby!" all along.
I'll see if I can scare us up a couple of deaf honeys.
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