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Spider bite causes four hour erection
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| 03-08-2011
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Posted on 03/08/2011 5:25:19 PM PST by Red Badger
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Are you happy to see me, or is that a spider in your pocket?......
To: Red Badger
“Phoneutria Nigriventer Spider”
To: Red Badger
Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and deathSort of like marriage?
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:27:32 PM PST
by
llevrok
(SEIU? STFU.)
To: Red Badger
Um, where does he have to bite?
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:27:32 PM PST
by
refermech
To: Red Badger
Four hours is when it’s time to head to the ER according to the Viagra and Cialis pimps.
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:27:59 PM PST
by
buccaneer81
(ECOMCON)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:28:19 PM PST
by
Nachum
(The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
To: llevrok
Har!! A serious side effect!
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:28:40 PM PST
by
refermech
To: Red Badger
Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.Let's call it the date rape yourself drug.
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:28:55 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:29:21 PM PST
by
HarleyD
To: Red Badger
Eh, the spider has nothing on the Spanish Fly:
To: Red Badger
Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death. Is that all?
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:29:51 PM PST
by
mnehring
To: Red Badger
Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death. Oh great, a dead stiff.
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:30:18 PM PST
by
mylife
(Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
To: Red Badger
I wonder when Spider-Man 4 is coming out?
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:31:18 PM PST
by
Safrguns
To: Red Badger
My spider sense is really tingling for you! B-)
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:31:23 PM PST
by
Nowhere Man
(General James Mattoon Scott, where are you when we need you? We need a regime change.)
To: refermech
Anywhere, I guess. But this would explain the numerous sightings of gorillas wandering thru the jungles of Africa with foot-long hard-ons for hours on end.
Would also end all that “reptile dysfunction” that’s rampant in our jungles today.
Gives new meaning to the term “bite me”.
Maybe now we can “raise the dead”.
{if this comment hasn’t risen to the ocassion, let me know}
To: HarleyD
Hanging by a thread from the ceiling?........
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:31:38 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
To: Red Badger
"hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction"Don't worry, Senator Reid. Stop spending so much time around Nancy Pelosi and you'll be good as new.
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:31:38 PM PST
by
Hunton Peck
(The second rule of leftism: When caught lying, lie louder.)
To: Red Badger
“The itsy bitsy spider went up the trouser trout....”
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:31:51 PM PST
by
RckyRaCoCo
(I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:31:57 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Red Badger
Something similar to this was part of the story line in the TV series “Off the Map” recently. ;-)
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:32:06 PM PST
by
doc1019
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