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What does one do with a clumsey daughter?
self | 9/05/2011 | self

Posted on 09/05/2011 10:47:02 AM PDT by Little Bill

I was insructing my Daughter into theymystries of CanningPickels. She is a Graduate of Culinary School along with several other degrees which added nothing to her employabilty.

I bought a cheap mandolin to insure consistant thickness of the cukes we were slicing, she proceeded to cut the tip of a finger off, The blood, the blood, after doing first aide I sent her off to the ER.

Is this normal? I mean cooks deal with sharp stuff, how many fingers lie at the bottom of our salads?


TOPICS: Agriculture; Chit/Chat; Education; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: blamehermom; canning; cooking; vanity
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To: Lazamataz

I tried but it didn’t work.


21 posted on 09/05/2011 11:00:22 AM PDT by Little Bill (Sorry)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Little Bill

True.

My future son-in-law is a chef and gets new cuts and burns once in a while.


22 posted on 09/05/2011 11:00:30 AM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Little Bill

How about using the little ‘gripper’ that usually comes with those mandolins? I sliced the tip off one finger years ago — because I DIDN’T use the nailed gripper. Learned a big lesson!

It is not so much clumsiness as much as much as simply getting too close to the blade without realizing how close you are - sometimes because the vegetable changes its angle as you are slicing away, and you can be deceived by how close you are.

You do know what I’m talking about? The thingy that has some prongs to hold the vegetable, and a handle that protects your fingers or hand.


23 posted on 09/05/2011 11:01:17 AM PDT by Exit148
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To: Little Bill

I wouldn’t read too much into this incident. Unless there is a lot more you are not telling us about.


24 posted on 09/05/2011 11:01:33 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
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To: Little Bill

It may be just ‘her’. My 12 yo daughter is very, very bright but loses things constantly and can’t find things that are directly in front of her. She gets very hurt when I point out these issues. My younger son, OTOH, could find a needle in a haystack and knows where everything is at any given moment. He’s dangerous, too, though, in his own way. The other day he programmed his sister’s phone so it’s all in Spanish, or “Mexican” as she said. He put a security lock on my cell phone and then changed the code, ‘just for fun.’ Like I said, DANGEROUS.


25 posted on 09/05/2011 11:03:10 AM PDT by ChocChipCookie (PRAY FOR TEXAS!)
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To: Secret Agent Man
It is her Polock blood according to her brother but then again he can be pretty thick headed himself,
26 posted on 09/05/2011 11:03:22 AM PDT by Little Bill (Sorry)
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To: Little Bill
Blood...that would be inherited then...maybe...

Think back when you were young...to the first time you cut yourself...

27 posted on 09/05/2011 11:07:31 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe
It is a slicer, damned frogs, gives you uniform cuts on veggies.
28 posted on 09/05/2011 11:07:35 AM PDT by Little Bill (Sorry)
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To: Exit148

Mandolins can be tricky if you aren’t used to them.


29 posted on 09/05/2011 11:09:00 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: fanfan

That is a tough racket if you are good, long hours and hard work.


30 posted on 09/05/2011 11:10:31 AM PDT by Little Bill (Sorry)
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To: Little Bill

Dear Mother,
You need to take responsibility! Take an EMT course. Learn how to sew lacerations, stop the bleeding, and start IV’s in case of severe shock.
Stock up on first aid supplies.
Know where your daughter is at all times.
Keep her away from sharp objects.
And never forget: It’s your fault!
Hope this helps.


31 posted on 09/05/2011 11:11:06 AM PDT by WestwardHo
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To: Little Bill

I think you need to tone it done lil bill and instead of giving her a hard time you could give us the pickle recipe. I need to know if its worth all this heartache before I comment.


32 posted on 09/05/2011 11:11:42 AM PDT by linn37
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To: Little Bill
I saw a news article about culinary school graduates who are suing their culinary school.

the alleged lack of skill demonstrated by some students who were allowed to pass through to graduation — including the pizza-maker who reportedly couldn't even boil water — was just one of many problems

Part of the lawsuit was also about the lack of jobs for chefs and the low pay, even though the grads had invested considerable money in their "education."

33 posted on 09/05/2011 11:12:10 AM PDT by LouAvul
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To: Little Bill

Find her a rich husband who likes to eat out.


34 posted on 09/05/2011 11:12:12 AM PDT by pallis
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To: Little Bill

It is impossible to cut your finger using a mandolin as instructed.


35 posted on 09/05/2011 11:14:22 AM PDT by free me (Sarah Palin 2012 - GAME ON!!)
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To: Little Bill
Take her to an Appleseed, where cooks become riflemen.
36 posted on 09/05/2011 11:15:07 AM PDT by rabidralph
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To: Exit148
I agree, don't let her know, I did five pounds of cukes after her.
37 posted on 09/05/2011 11:17:27 AM PDT by Little Bill (Sorry)
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To: Little Bill

If your house is like my house all the knives I use for food preparations are razor sharp.Some people are not use to using very sharp knives.


38 posted on 09/05/2011 11:17:41 AM PDT by eastforker
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To: the invisib1e hand

My Wife did the same thing exactly...don’t let her around sharp objects...I do the prep cooking.


39 posted on 09/05/2011 11:18:09 AM PDT by Shady (The undeniable truth of the Obama Administration...The numbers do not lie.)
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To: Little Bill

Thank God you have your daughter around. Leave her to make her own place in the world. You are lucky to have her helping with pickling. Enjoy every second, accept her for who she is.


40 posted on 09/05/2011 11:18:09 AM PDT by libbylu (Game On!)
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