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Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows
WOWK 13 NEWS ^
| June 15, 2017
| Joseph Fitzwater, Assignment Editor
Posted on 06/15/2017 7:36:03 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana
Some forms of stupid can’t be fixed
I had to correct someone who was spouting off about how dairies used sour milk for chocolate milk because the chocolate covered the fact the milk was sour. Essentially saying dairies were trying to make money by selling bad product
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:01:52 PM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the cloudslo)
To: central_va
Brownsville, Texas, maybe.
To: Morgana
A lot of liberals think that meat you get at the store doesn’t come from animals.
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:02:35 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
To: Kickass Conservative
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:04:06 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
To: Morgana
Unfortunately, morons like this vote. And believe in GoreBull warming.
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:05:41 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
To: Morgana
Not to worry our Holstein cow gives polka-dot milk
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:06:18 PM PDT
by
Rodm
To: PGR88
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:08:04 PM PDT
by
Neidermeyer
(Show me a peaceful Muslim and I will show you a heretic to the Koran.)
To: Morgana
That’s a trick question !
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:10:55 PM PDT
by
dr_lew
(I)
To: PGR88
Too obvious...grape juice. Next question, please.
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:11:58 PM PDT
by
DennisR
(Look around - God gives countless, indisputable clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
To: Morgana
I think that someone is having them on. If someone called me with such a question I would of course agree that chocolate milk came from brown cows.
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:12:17 PM PDT
by
Seruzawa
(FABOL)
To: jonsie
How now brown cow....
Have you any wool...
yes sir, yes sir...3 bags full..
But all the Kings horses and all the Kings men...
Couldnt put 3 pounds of shit in a 1 pound bag...
(and the moral of the story is???)
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:13:24 PM PDT
by
M-cubed
To: Morgana
well Brown eggs come from Brown Chickens..
To: Morgana
Chocolate milk comes from milking cacao beans, just like almond milk comes from milking almonds.
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:14:07 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: Morgana
How many Americans voted for Hillary? How many Bernie-bots are there?
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:15:09 PM PDT
by
petitfour
(APPEAL TO HEAVEN)
To: Morgana
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:15:41 PM PDT
by
arthurus
To: Morgana
No, a large number of Americans like putting one over on survey makers.
To: Morgana
How many think only bulls have horns?
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:18:19 PM PDT
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: Morgana
Those are the people who vote for Dems.
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:18:56 PM PDT
by
Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: Morgana
To: GreyFriar
Specifically from brown Swiss cows. And when you churn their milk you get Swiss chocolate candy bars.
The Swiss are sneaky that way. Will not allow foreigners to become citizens. It's one of the ways they keep their secrets.
Don't ask how the hazelnuts, and the almonds get in there. You don't want to know...
I've been sworn to secrecy (would have to kill -- you know the drill? -- and how serious those Swiss can be).
and it would crash sales world-wide if the secret got out. So don't tell anybody I said anything. This is just between us. You know how serious they are about such things? Sneakily serious. That's how serious. And how they keep their secrets. By being sneaky about them, and their world-renowned chocolate brown Swiss dairy cows that churn out the milk chocolate (with hazelnuts -- don't get me started about the hazelnuts. You don't want to know...)
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posted on
06/15/2017 8:20:43 PM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(I hate Illinois Zombies)
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